Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[newterp]

Is that what female cricketers wear?

It’s where Thor is from right?

[Crosby Nick]

It’s where Thor is from right?

Well you’d be Thor too if a cricket ball hit you there.

[Hymer Red]

Come on Wolves, do your job!

Its a four gone conclusion!

[PoetryInMotion]

So would you if it was nearly dinner time and you seen Luke Shaw grinning at you

And Maguire licking his lips

[JC the Messiah]

And Maguire licking his lips

Luke Shaw's lips?

 

[Peabee]

From the Manchester Evening News:
"The survey, which was commissioned by United, defines a 'fan' as an individual who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer the club was their favorite football team in the world."
"the term 'follower' was defined as someone who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer that United is a football team that they proactively follow in addition to their favorite football team. "

What they don't define is what constitutes "following". I mean, pretty much any fan of any other premier league is going to pay some attention to United's results - it's possible they'd all qualify as "followers".

Haha. What a cheeky way to inflate their numbers. Why not just ask which football team they support?  I’d be defined as a fan of teams in other leagues if they asked me that question, when I’m only a Liverpool fan.

[Motty]

Still laughing my head off from reading in the paper this morning that Maguire and Lindelof are on a par with Bruce/Pallister and Ferdinand/Vidic...... After one fucking game [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[Ghost Town]

Still laughing my head off from reading in the paper this morning that Maguire and Lindelof are on a par with Bruce/Pallister

Come on, you can't see the similarity?

[Motty]

Come on, you can't see the similarity?

Now you mention it Vidic had a turnip head as well [emoji848] maybe they are on to something then [emoji23]

[1892tillforever]

Still laughing my head off from reading in the paper this morning that Maguire and Lindelof are on a par with Bruce/Pallister and Ferdinand/Vidic...... After one fucking game [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

They'll probably win tonight. At least one paper will talk them up as possible title contenders tomorrow if they do.

[Motty]

They'll probably win tonight. At least one paper will talk them up as possible title contenders tomorrow if they do.

Going to make it all the funnier when they crash and burn a couple of months in [emoji23]

[Chakan]

World beaters, gonna win everything to stopped by Wolves.

Ah well.

[TepidT2O]

This lot are properly not very good.

We’re talking Everton levels.

Absolutely nothing to worry about with them. Just bang average all round.

[Peabee]

They lost at Wolves last season. Progress.

[4pool]

Big battle there for Europa League spots..

[El Lobo]

Joint 6th

[Hymer Red]

So basically we thought we were going above Liverpool then Rashford let Pogba take the penalty

[JC the Messiah]

Joint 6th

Misson accomplished.

[andy07]

Ahh, wheel nuts loosening.

[reddebs]

Relax folks I've just checked redcafe and the consensus is they played well and did enough to win!



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[Red-Dread]

brilliant - just what I was seeing when I read that

[rob1966]

All that money to get to the same level as Everton

[El Lobo]

Oh shit I didn’t even clock it was Pogba

That damn squid

[tornado]

If we had such a performance or City or even Spurs for that matter, would be lambasted. The difference in quality is staggering now. If their fans think they are back because they might have shaded Wolves in a visual perception test 51-49, they are in for a rude awakening soon.

[Linudden]

So Poggy has already cost them two points and it's 19 August  Unluckeee...

[tornado]

Daniel James...while he might have won over some neutrals last weekend given the circumstances - manages two dives and a semi stomp and somehow stays on the pitch today. Blended right in ..

[Barneylfc∗]

So they dont have a designated penalty taker. Madness.

[dudleyred]

So they dont have a designated penalty taker. Madness.

Worse, they have two haha

[TepidT2O]

Solskjaers face is morphing into Moyse’s face...

It wonderful...

You can start to see the pain being etched into it.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Worse, they have two haha

Such a bullshit policy to have. "Whoever fancies it can have it" errmmm what if both fancy it Ole?!

In reality, he just dare not tell Pogba he can't take penalties.

[elsewhere]

‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’

[Euskadi]

Was it their fans singing a rendition of the Bobby song?

[Peabee]

He won’t park in the space reserved for the manager because he still sees fergie as the gaffer and he won’t designate a penalty taker because he’s scared of upsetting Pogba. They’ve got themselves a right little yes-man.

[Barneylfc∗]

Was it their fans singing a rendition of the Bobby song?

Wolves. They've changed it to Raul Jimenez but pretty much kept every other word the same.

[BrandoLFC]

Lingard might need some time with the U23's with him being a young player and all.  Otherwise I'm not sure exactly what he does.  1 month in the last 12 with a goal or assist?

[Father Ted]

Lingard might need some time with the U23's with him being a young player and all.  Otherwise I'm not sure exactly what he does.  1 month in the last 12 with a goal or assist?

You can’t drop the designated dancer. It’s the most vital role in the team.

[Wabaloolah]

Such a bullshit policy to have. "Whoever fancies it can have it" errmmm what if both fancy it Ole?!

In reality, he just dare not tell Pogba he can't take penalties.

this is spot on

[kennedy81]

Such a bullshit policy to have. "Whoever fancies it can have it" errmmm what if both fancy it Ole?!

In reality, he just dare not tell Pogba he can't take penalties.

Shocking coming from a PL manager, but then he's not really a PL manager. He's like an inexperienced version of Mark Hughes.
Hilariously out of his depth, put there as a buffer between the fans and the owners/Woodward.

The 'give him time' narrative is already in full swing while the Glazers continue to rinse them.

[vivabobbygraham]

So they dont have a designated penalty taker. Madness.

Maker, taker, Barney, the United way.

[Euskadi]

Wolves. They've changed it to Raul Jimenez but pretty much kept every other word the same.

Thanks mate