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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25640 on: April 16, 2019, 10:13:10 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25641 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:05 pm »
So... bear with me here, it's not all decided yet, but if we make a couple of fairly bold assumptions that two teams get an absolute pasting tomorrow and end up losing on aggregate worse than Utd, then would it be fair to say they came 6th?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25642 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:31 pm »
And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25644 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:59 pm »
‘Bouncing Back!’..... Alan Partridge style.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25645 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:09 pm »
Disjointed squad with an inept manager.

Can anyone see them getting anything out of the next 3 league games? No. Me neither

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25646 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 pm »
Time to put away the Dave Save banner
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25647 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:38 pm »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25648 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:42 pm »
I hope they completely fall apart in the next couple of matches... except for the City one. God I hope that's the only one they win or, at least, get a draw in. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25649 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:58 pm »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City. Forget it lads,

Stop being so realistic!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25650 on: April 16, 2019, 10:18:36 pm »
Stop being so realistic!

Honestly though, it takes some level of monumental shite to actually make Liverpool fans frustrated at how shit they are!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25651 on: April 16, 2019, 10:20:33 pm »
That’s what I was just going to post. It would be great if they win that and lose the rest. Surely it couldn’t happen. Could it?

I think I'd pretty much die of laughter.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25652 on: April 16, 2019, 10:22:35 pm »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25653 on: April 16, 2019, 10:23:55 pm »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25654 on: April 16, 2019, 10:26:40 pm »
They improved when Sanchez came on, and McTominay was their best player!!!!!?????

And Sex@ot says they need to get back to Utd's true level.
They would be better with Madame La La & Her Amazing Predicting Poodle in charge.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25656 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:40 pm »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25657 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:10 pm »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.

One of the easier games City have left to be honest.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25658 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:50 pm »
Ed Woodward deserves a knighthood. What a fucking genius that fella is. If Liverpool picked their DOF for them he couldn't be any more shit than him.

Like I said to the missus before, the board at her mob need shooting. Ł185 million spunked on Pogba and Lukaku, throw in Fred Flintstone and thats almost Ł240 million and fuck knows how much Sanchez ends up costing them. Then to top it off, they give Smeagol a contract based on a few games against shit teams and a flukey as fuck win v serial CL bottlers PSG. If Carlsberg did football club collapses :lmao
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25659 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:57 pm »
If there are any lurkers peeking in here from Red Cafe or elsewhere, I think it's fair of me to say that yous lot are diabolically bollocks. Like, seriously, shockingly bad. A team full of wooden ones, players on nearly half a million a week whilst putting in some of the worst performances on a game to game basis.Olly on a 3 year contract, and no doubt some of your best players who have only stopped yous from total embarrassment will be wanting out come summer. Suck it up! It's going to get bad. Really, really bad. But do do your best at taking points off of City. Ta.

PS...you won't though, cause yous are shit.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25660 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:02 pm »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

He really was. You could see it. He just coasted after he scored put them 2 up, he was in 2nd gear after that and was still too good.
Messi does that, I was fortunate enough to see him do it live. He can win games in minutes then can take the foot off the pedal and he's still a cut above. Maybe thats part of the reason why he always seems to be fit and is just to consistently good.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25661 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:37 pm »
Well at least they have to show up against City now or no CL for them next season

And fuck me, Solskjaer is physically turning into David Moyes. Its like his spirit is possessing the club.

He is an Andy Serkis doppelgänger

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25662 on: April 16, 2019, 10:32:59 pm »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25663 on: April 16, 2019, 10:33:52 pm »
I get the feeling Ole might put all his eggs in the top 4 race basket now and bin off the other competitions.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25664 on: April 16, 2019, 10:34:04 pm »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25665 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:07 pm »
Just snuck into RedCafe for a minute or two  :lmao What an absolute shitshow
see I don’t get that, what the fuck were they expecting??

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25666 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:09 pm »
Nicked from Twitter :

"THEY SHAT THE BED IN EUROPE
SITTING NOW IN SIXTH
THEIR SQUADS A FUCKING SHAMBLES
BADLY NEEDS A FIX
PHIL JONES, JESSIE LINGARD
THEY GAVE YOUNG A NEW DEAL
WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
NOW THAT SOLSKJAER'S AT THE WHEEL
OLE OLE OLE!!!!!"
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25667 on: April 16, 2019, 10:35:57 pm »
Swaggoh!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25668 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:09 pm »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25669 on: April 16, 2019, 10:36:29 pm »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25670 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:02 pm »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25671 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:26 pm »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

We don't need them to, City could drop points elsewhere.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25672 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:12 pm »
LOLeh Gunnar LOLskjaer.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25673 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:18 pm »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25674 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:35 pm »
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.

He would make a decent Markovic replacement

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25675 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:46 pm »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

They need a result against city too now.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25676 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:18 pm »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.
We don't. A draw would be amazing, though highly (putting it lightly) unlikely. At minimum I'd take a red card for City, and one or two injuries. De Bruyne headbutting Lingard would be utopia.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25677 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:56 pm »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

Not yet, we need Spurs to get a result first.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25678 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:23 pm »

Spirit of 99 !! :lmao



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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25679 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:45 pm »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.