Topic: Hello Pervert

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Give us yer money or we'll show piccies of you wanking off


Had a few of these inbred slimey peodos in my mailbox.

Well fuck you - you inbred mutants

If you want to fucking threaten someone fucking turn up at an alehouse or in person


Fucking wankers.

More and more of these inbred mutants on the internet. Fuck them

[Valore]

Just direct them to your Onlyfans Andy, then they can give you their money for the goods.

[duvva 💅]

Give us yer money or we'll show piccies of you wanking off


Had a few of these inbred slimey peodos in my mailbox.

Well fuck you - you inbred mutants

If you want to fucking threaten someone fucking turn up at an alehouse or in person


Fucking wankers.

More and more of these inbred mutants on the internet. Fuck them

How much they want for the pics?

Asking for a friend

Edit: Also, will there be a poll, and will it contain a nob cheese option?

[CheshireDave]

brilliant

[FiSh77]

Serves you right for buying a laptop off of Efes

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Serves you right for buying a laptop off of Efes

They are random and it's a standard message.

If you get it then delete it mate.

I'd like to permanently delete the inbred shitstains that send this shite, but what can you do .

Scammers murdered my mum, so I'm a bit fucking beyond pissed with them.

[Jiminy Cricket]

Give us yer money or we'll show piccies of you wanking off

Had a few of these inbred slimey peodos in my mailbox.

Well fuck you - you inbred mutants

If you want to fucking threaten someone fucking turn up at an alehouse or in person

Fucking wankers.

More and more of these inbred mutants on the internet. Fuck them

Call the police and stay strong, Andy. Nothing has changed about how we regard you.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Hello 

[John C]

I'm tempted to suggest you start a poll to consider who on here might have paid up but I'm afraid we might subject ourselves to some wanking litigation.
So don't

It's a different kind of eruditus thread to the technology board though Andy.

[Draex]

I got one of these in work, looked like it was sent from my work email, a second of doubt then I realised I turned off my webcam over lunch.

[Crosby Nick]

I got one of these in work, looked like it was sent from my work email, a second of doubt then I realised I turned off my webcam over lunch, so continued my wank in peace, guilt free.

Very honest of you to say so mate.

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Serves you right for buying a laptop off of Efes

Never gets old. 

[Crosby Nick]

Never gets old. 

You say that, but the Effes thread is now 84 years old in dog years.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I'm tempted to suggest you start a poll to consider who on here might have paid up but I'm afraid we might subject ourselves to some wanking litigation.
So don't

It's a different kind of eruditus thread to the technology board though Andy.

These are standard messages that are sent out randomly.

They contain a link to Bitcoin for you to pay them off.

I've always wanted to be a porn star and videos of my massive conkerboom would make me go down in history!!

[Draex]

Very honest of you to say so mate.

It’s an unpaid lunch hour.

[duvva 💅]

It’s an unpaid lunch hour.

Glad to see you’ve found a way of monetising it

[Kenny's Jacket]

I got one of these in work, looked like it was sent from my work email, a second of doubt then I realised I turned off my webcam over lunch.

I heard webcamming is very lucrative, lend us a tenner mate?

[FiSh77]

It’s an unpaid lunch hour.

Haha

Reminds me of a fella who got caught knocking one out over porn on a work laptop in a warehouse I was working at years ago, the manager who caught him asked if he was masturbating and he said "yeah but it's my break"

[tubby]

Both me and the missus have had separate emails like this, saying they have footage of you knocking one out.  Yet they never send a screenshot or proof of any kind.

The best bit is them threatening to send the videos so all my email contacts and Facebook friends when I don't even have Facebook.

[stewy17]

Touched a nerve?

[Crosby Nick]

Both me and the missus have had separate emails like this, saying they have footage of you knocking one out.  Yet they never send a screenshot or proof of any kind.

The best bit is them threatening to send the videos so all my email contacts and Facebook friends when I don't even have Facebook.

Most of my Facebook friends are ex colleagues from about 2007-2010 that I mostly haven’t spoken to in years. I never really post on there so I’m sure they’d be delighted to see what I’ve been getting up to. I refuse to pay the ransom.

[Draex]

Touched a nerve?

A throbbing one?

[Riquende]

The best bit is them threatening to send the videos so all my email contacts and Facebook friends when I don't even have Facebook.

I don't use laptops or tablets for the internet, just a desktop PC that doesn't have a camera attached. And yet still they've somehow got all this video proof! Clever buggers.

I do wonder who falls for this stuff and pays up. If you're not tech savvy enough to see right through it, how are you supposed to transfer bitcoin to these people?

[Elzar]

Most of my Facebook friends are ex colleagues from about 2007-2010 that I mostly haven’t spoken to in years. I never really post on there so I’m sure they’d be delighted to see what I’ve been getting up to. I refuse to pay the ransom.

Absolutely refuse, my Facebook friends would either ignore it, or be mightily impressed and get back in contact.

[Red Beret]

See, this is why I keep the webcam built into my laptop covered up.

I think there was actually an Echo article about this a few years ago, following a surge of reports. Might have been 2019. Mate of mine was really worried at the time. Make of that what you will. 👀

[Crosby Nick]

See, this is why I keep the webcam built into my laptop covered up.

I think there was actually an Echo article about this a few years ago, following a surge of reports. Might have been 2019. Mate of mine was really worried at the time. Make of that what you will. 👀

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

[FiSh77]

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

[Red Beret]

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

Took me a sec. Well played, sir. Well played. 

[Draex]

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

If that wasn't your 110000th post you've done it wrong Nick.. Pearler

[Kenny's Jacket]

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

A return to form 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Scammers did the same to my mate. Threatened to share the pics unless he payed them £500, and he did. Can’t believe he fell for it, they must have seen him coming.

[Crosby Nick]

A return to form 

Fuck off!

[Kenny's Jacket]

Fuck off!

   Dont be like that, take the compliment.

[BarryCrocker]

I don't use laptops or tablets for the internet, just a desktop PC that doesn't have a camera attached. And yet still they've somehow got all this video proof! Clever buggers.

I do wonder who falls for this stuff and pays up. If you're not tech savvy enough to see right through it, how are you supposed to transfer bitcoin to these people?

People tend to panic when the email they receive contains an actual a password that they've used in the past for something.

These tend to come from data leaks at the likes of Kickstarter, MapMyFitness, etc.

[Only Me]

I know a Scottish lad who got one of those messages on his phone.

He promptly took a picture of his knob, and sent it back to them with the message “crack on you dickheads”.

[Jiminy Cricket]

I know a Scottish lad who got one of those messages on his phone.

He promptly took a picture of his knob, and sent it back to them with the message “crack on you dickheads”.

Just curious. How is your mate being Scottish relevant!? Though, when I think about it, it does somehow seem less of a surprise now that you mention it! 

[Riquende]

Just curious. How is your mate being Scottish relevant!?

I suppose it makes his intended "prompt" response speedier to carry out, as he can just quickly upskirt himself.

[Jiminy Cricket]

I suppose it makes his intended "prompt" response speedier to carry out, as he can just quickly upskirt himself.

Yeah, I suppose there is that!

[lobsterboy]

Serves you right for buying a laptop off of Efes

Surely it would be Dr Dolittle trying to blackmail him.

[Crosby Nick]

Surely it would be Dr Dolittle trying to blackmail him.

If I could talk dirty to the animals.