Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195096 times)

Col · « **Reply #40 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:21:32 am »

That's more than lucky....

the WKD Finger advert is top notch

Armin · « **Reply #41 on:** April 14, 2004, 06:47:04 am »

Toyota Avensis
Alternative script Delta 3: NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION

Fade in

Bunch of prize wankers in the locker room:

Wanker 1: 'I was head hunted again last week!'

2: 'Really? Well I gave the Chairman a blow job!'

3 'I'm sure to get the promotion cos I'm the biggest c*nt in all of humanity

Ignored by the others, Mr Silent in the corner gets on with drying his bollocks.

Cut to gym entrance, wankers exiting from building still prattling,

Mr Silent (for it is he) 'Can I offer anyone a lift?'

Wankers get in Mr Silents shiny new Toyota shitewagon

1 'Oooh this is nice, its got seats n' cup holders and other related shite'

2 Getting suspicious 'This is even better than my Vectra! Is it a company car'

3 Very suspicious now 'What exactly did you say you do?

Mr Silent presses the button that operates the manacles and window shutters and plugs the electric carving knife into one of 2 handily placed cigarette lighters.....

Wanker 1 'Ooh look! Someone's lined the carpet with bin bags'

Fade to black and exit

Graeme · « **Reply #42 on:** April 14, 2004, 09:33:30 am »

Armin that's class

filopastry · « **Reply #43 on:** April 14, 2004, 10:11:39 am »

Truly captures the essence of that ad Armin

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #44 on:** April 14, 2004, 10:44:30 am »

good one Armin!

Steven Gerrard · « **Reply #45 on:** April 14, 2004, 10:49:58 am »

Quote from: Elli on April 14, 2004, 02:52:00 am

oh just remembered one i turn off, that BLOODY macdonalds cheap 99p things one where its supposed to be an airline, god that pisses me off, i get laughed at in the uni flat for bein so riled by it

spot on mate, i mean what the heck is that about? 99pence=airlines? a creepy loooking captain getting massaged by a fit air stewardess

mmmmmmmmmm im hating it

Litherland_Leon · « **Reply #46 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:06:19 pm »

safestyle uk

every single one of there adverts

how anyone can buy from them is beyond me

Graeme · « **Reply #47 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:09:55 pm »

But if you buy windows and doors for the downstairs of your house, you get the upstairs free! I say buy windows and doors for the downstairs of your house, you get the upstairs free!

Chris. · « **Reply #48 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:11:00 pm »

direct line adverts should be banned

Armin · « **Reply #49 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:15:29 pm »

Many is the night I've woken up screaming with fear and anguish, terrified that I too will come a cropper on a step ladder that I am too fucking incompetent to climb up. Then I think of the brave young men and women manning the phones at Direct Line and the other ambulance chasing scum dogs and I rest easy.

Of course the next time I want to buy any fucking insurance I'll have to take out a second mortgage to cover the spurious claims they encourage but at least the terror of the step ladder will be vanquished...

Roger · « **Reply #50 on:** April 14, 2004, 06:57:58 pm »

Quote from: Armin on April 14, 2004, 03:15:29 pm

Of course the next time I want to buy any fucking insurance I'll have to take out a second mortgage to cover the spurious claims they encourage

like 'freezer contents'. How many claim their freezer packed in- miraculously containing all manner of expensive and exotic joints of meat and salmon etc.

Rushback · « **Reply #51 on:** April 14, 2004, 07:03:05 pm »

Any advert which is dubbed because the Actors are so crap ie the Kinder suprise ads or that one with the birds and that bloke, can't remember it now, probably cuz I've only seen it once

Elli · « **Reply #52 on:** April 15, 2004, 01:07:52 am »

Quote from: Steven Gerrard on April 14, 2004, 10:49:58 am

spot on mate, i mean what the heck is that about? 99pence=airlines? a creepy loooking captain getting massaged by a fit air stewardess
mmmmmmmmmm im hating it

it's more the fuckin music

that winds me up, but yeh, lol

redscorpio · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2004, 11:04:44 am »

There's an ad showing in Sydney at the moment where this guy is asleep in bed and his tongue crawls out of his mouth, crawls across the road to a party, wanders through the house till it finds the bath tub full of ice, steals a beer, goes back across the road and returns to the guys mouth with the beer. The guy then wakes up. Can't remember what beer it is ,just hate the ad! The tongue is the grossest thing you've ever seen

AdamS · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2004, 12:36:03 pm »

Declan Swan fell off a swing and now has to wear glasses (what

) but thanks to claims direct we won him 16,000 quid!

Fuck off claims direct, good riddance to bad rubbish!

And eye-laser surgery don't cost that much $:-\$

ttnbd · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2004, 01:53:01 pm »

Quote from: Monkey on April 15, 2004, 12:36:03 pm

Declan Swan fell off a swing and now has to wear glasses (what ) but thanks to claims direct we won him 16,000 quid!

Fuck off claims direct, good riddance to bad rubbish!

And eye-laser surgery don't cost that much $:-\$

Neither do a lifetimes worth of glasses, unless they are absolutely top of the range rip-off designer frames

Egg · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2004, 05:07:26 pm »

i hated the one i think it was for the aa, withg that shite whistling song that just gets stuck in your head, im humming it now and i'm starting to piss myself off a bit

Wholey · « **Reply #57 on:** April 15, 2004, 07:00:27 pm »

Shampoo Adverts always annoy me as do fucking sofa ads.

Zappa · « **Reply #58 on:** July 28, 2004, 12:08:35 am »

All of them

bradigor · « **Reply #59 on:** July 28, 2004, 10:30:12 am »

those ones that look like they have been made on a £1 budget, the elephant.co.uk ones, diamond, windows thingy.

Others like the bloody B&Q ones really riles me, McNasty's is terrible.

One that really gets me is the specsavers one, where the dad loses his glasses 'but mine are vary-vocals' wanker

Saying that though, one of my favourite are some of the recent car ones 'Isn't nice when things just work' and 'Cog' both for honda (even if cog was a complete rip off from an unknown film-maker. (swedish i think he was)

Honestly people, adverts are a chance to express your creative juices, people get paid thousands to think these up, and they look like they have been done by a 5 year old who did the story boards while smacked out of his head. How do some of these people get jobs.

Pheeny · « **Reply #60 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:36:38 am »

I've got the right!!!

Rafa-Revolution · « **Reply #61 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:38:15 am »

Ricky Tomlinson doing the British Gas advert. Sold his soul to the devil in my humble.

Red Lozza · « **Reply #62 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:43:17 am »

Ads for ASDA supermarkets. That annoying tune. The pathetic arse-patting. The patronising voice-over.

Armin · « **Reply #63 on:** July 28, 2004, 12:00:38 pm »

Annoying woman pretending to be a barrister 'grills' smug sales guy concerning his shite financial product. Cue sub 'Kavanagh QC' dialogue as she rudely asks him what interest rate she'll get.

'Remember where you are'

Can't remember what the ad is for which tells you everything about its effectiveness

Lynz · « **Reply #64 on:** July 28, 2004, 12:04:08 pm »

The one where the people go round with no heads

cant think of what it advertises so it aint doing a good job if it's supposed to advertise somethin

really really freaky advert

AdamL · « **Reply #65 on:** July 28, 2004, 12:39:58 pm »

this might be a controversial one... but the cancer research ads really get my goat. dont get me wrong, many make you think. but the ones that guilt trip you are just out of order.

Like that one that ends with a little girl with big eyes shuffling down a hospital corridoor. they chose the cutest biggest eyed girl they could possibly find, and then put a drip on her and made her look like none of the lights in the hospital were working.

patronising shite! if someone wants to help, they will. you shouldnt guilt trip people into donating money

Jimbo. · « **Reply #66 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:04:54 pm »

Sky Sports News.
Whenever I see that guy running of the building onto the back of the transit or even worse,
that woman hurtling round the corner on a chair with that horrific music in the background, I want to be violently ill.

Oh and that bitch who starts slagging the bloke off for cooking her fajitas "aromatic spices?".
I'll give you aromatic spices..............

Dickie Sam Cratchet · « **Reply #67 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:24:29 pm »

Quote from: Armin on July 28, 2004, 12:00:38 pm

Annoying woman pretending to be a barrister 'grills' smug sales guy concerning his shite financial product. Cue sub 'Kavanagh QC' dialogue as she rudely asks him what interest rate she'll get.

'Remember where you are'

Can't remember what the ad is for which tells you everything about its effectiveness

Thats the one with the lie detector strapped to him.

SJL · « **Reply #68 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:24:37 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo. on July 28, 2004, 01:04:54 pm

Sky Sports News.
Whenever I see that guy running of the building onto the back of the transit or even worse,
that woman hurtling round the corner on a chair with that horrific music in the background, I want to be violently ill.

Is right, what the hell is being said anyway? Sounds like "I am the legal beaver" annoyingly horrific

AdamL · « **Reply #69 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:28:51 pm »

ive always assumed hes sayin "ive got the need to be thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

fuckin hate it!

Sam · « **Reply #70 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:35:49 pm »

Ambulance casing lawyers "I was at work and given the wrong type of ladder" the wrong ladder? You c*nt, we should be able to sue you for being so fucken stupid and poluting my tv.
Ditto loan sharks. "Borrowed too much money and dont bother to make the payments? Fear not, well lend you some more, but if you dont pay us well have your house!"
Bastards the lot of em, should be regulation about advertising stuff like that pitched at the lowest common denominator in intelligence and putting it on in the middle of Trisha.

Emmy · « **Reply #71 on:** July 28, 2004, 02:07:26 pm »

Adverts for female sanitary protection products, they are always cringemaking!

Red Lozza · « **Reply #72 on:** July 28, 2004, 02:20:21 pm »

Those Esure car insurance ads starring Michael Winner.

Life · « **Reply #73 on:** July 28, 2004, 02:38:24 pm »

Advertising people need to be taught a lesson. If everyone boycotted their products because of shite adverts, the world would be a better place.

Think of the children. Boycott shite.

Rob K · « **Reply #74 on:** July 28, 2004, 04:21:42 pm »

not sure which one it is......just its one of those injury ads.

"i was at work when i stepped on a piece of wood that shouldn't av been there"

wat?

bloody ridiculous

and all them hair product ads that try and turn it into some giant science project

"spray all these chemicals on ur head and ur hair will look great! (untill ur about fifty when itll make it all fall out)

StephenWrexhamFC · « **Reply #75 on:** July 28, 2004, 07:56:55 pm »

The Marks and Spencer one where the girl takes the piss out of her mate for saying "smoked salmon".

The Halifax one with that annoying Howard.

The one before Sky Sports news!

AdamL · « **Reply #76 on:** July 28, 2004, 08:11:17 pm »

that anadin extra one. the headache... what headache one

where that smug SLUT bitch of a woman stops the poor bloke playing pool by showing him she found some anadin in his pocket.

If he doesnt wanna go shopping, dont make him! You slut bitch from hell!

Monty. · « **Reply #77 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:13:09 pm »

Missed this one, oops!!

The senekot one.

"If you've got constipation...." Well, you wouldn't say it to a camera in the shower would you.

"Enjoy your day!" Ah, fuck off.

Pheeny · « **Reply #78 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:14:41 pm »

to be honest all adverts are crap!!!

Sam · « **Reply #79 on:** July 28, 2004, 11:14:59 pm »

AA or something:
"Kev? Bev? Bev! Kev!"
Fuck OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195096 times)

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