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Tekken for Mugabe
« on: December 3, 2021, 12:04:23 am »
Turns (Not gonna say whether it was in or Out as it might not have been either or both) but, as it happens,or didnt, it was or wasnt likely that the thing i had, or didnt, that mightve been mine or, not, which ive never even seen or had in my posession was maybe stolen from a thing or person i dont know of that happens to be a friend i dont care for or am actually aware of cos i made them up.

The thing that hurts the most is, the trust i imagined i never put in theses  people.

To inturn never hurt me the way they i imagined they didnt do is difficult to take.

Im Heartbroken

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #1 on: December 3, 2021, 12:41:47 am »
I never knew Trump posted on here .....

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #2 on: December 3, 2021, 02:57:07 am »
I never knew Trump posted on here .....

Andy does, though...
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #3 on: December 3, 2021, 05:34:26 am »
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #4 on: December 3, 2021, 10:00:12 am »
Heihachi no idea what you're tekken about
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #5 on: December 3, 2021, 10:00:48 am »
:lmao
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #6 on: December 3, 2021, 10:09:51 am »
Is this your Christmas gift lift Capon?

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #7 on: December 3, 2021, 10:10:11 am »
Hahahahahahaha.

No poll?

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #8 on: December 3, 2021, 10:24:45 am »
Thoughts and prayers mate :(
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #9 on: December 3, 2021, 12:33:13 pm »
hahahahahahaha

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #10 on: December 3, 2021, 02:18:42 pm »
Andy does, though...
RAWK got the best of that deal.  :)

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #11 on: December 3, 2021, 02:22:56 pm »
Turns (Not gonna say whether it was in or Out as it might not have been either or both) but, as it happens,or didnt, it was or wasnt likely that the thing i had, or didnt, that mightve been mine or, not, which ive never even seen or had in my posession was maybe stolen from a thing or person i dont know of that happens to be a friend i dont care for or am actually aware of cos i made them up.

The thing that hurts the most is, the trust i imagined i never put in theses  people.

To inturn never hurt me the way they i imagined they didnt do is difficult to take.

Im Heartbroken

I spoke to my Blow up sex doll and she said nothing. Think she mightve farted but the valves leaking air


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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #12 on: December 3, 2021, 02:57:08 pm »

Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...



Have they removed that WW2 bomb from yer arse yet, Andy?

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #13 on: December 3, 2021, 10:10:51 pm »
Mugabe picked King I reckon.
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #14 on: December 3, 2021, 10:57:37 pm »
Mugabe picked King I reckon.
Martial Law all the way.

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #15 on: December 3, 2021, 11:21:34 pm »
Martial Law all the way.

Both record signings.
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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #16 on: December 4, 2021, 07:47:32 pm »

I spoke to my Blow up sex doll and she said nothing. Think she mightve farted but the valves leaking air

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Re: Tekken for Mugabe
« Reply #17 on: December 4, 2021, 11:08:27 pm »
Both record signings.
excellent.  (small e)