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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39840 on: June 12, 2015, 09:02:06 pm »
Heads up... Otis Redding on 4. I've seen it before. Trying and catch it, it's brilliant.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39841 on: June 12, 2015, 10:11:23 pm »
Heads up... Otis Redding on 4. I've seen it before. Trying and catch it, it's brilliant.

It was superb, I hadn't seen that before.

So much better than watching that modern day Noel Edmonds, Chris Evans "look at me aren't I wonderfull" shite on the other channel.

I'm so thankful to my older sisters for having introduced me to his music way back in '67.

I think I've still got the Stax Volt tour album somewhere in a box up in the attic.

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I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39842 on: June 13, 2015, 01:02:44 am »
Just downloaded rapper's delight, flashbacks to Scamps. It was dead easy to dance (read sway) to and with a bit of hip movement its seemed to do the trick with the birds!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39843 on: June 13, 2015, 11:13:25 am »
Got tickets to watch Frankie Valli in Manchester end of this month, my wife loves his music.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39844 on: June 13, 2015, 09:23:27 pm »
You're lucky. Mine likes them awful yank crime shows, the real life detective things. I swear, if I suffer one more, the Bournemouth bizzies will have a show to make.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39845 on: June 13, 2015, 11:20:07 pm »
You're lucky. Mine likes them awful yank crime shows, the real life detective things. I swear, if I suffer one more, the Bournemouth bizzies will have a show to make.
Think yourself lucky,through contacts I made in RAWK's early days I've got "free" sat TV,got all the channels you can think of and what does my wife watch the most,the Horror channel...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39846 on: June 13, 2015, 11:26:13 pm »
What a talent!

Up there with Marvin.
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39848 on: June 14, 2015, 12:11:21 am »
When in Rome...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39849 on: June 14, 2015, 09:43:38 am »
A world were Liars and Hypocrites are accepted and rewarded and honest people are derided!
Who voted in this lying corrupt bastard anyway

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39850 on: June 14, 2015, 12:28:54 pm »
Think yourself lucky,through contacts I made in RAWK's early days I've got "free" sat TV,got all the channels you can think of and what does my wife watch the most,the Horror channel...
She had a phase of that. She's in her Miss Marples phase at the moment. I just nod a lot. I barely watch the thing. And that was a treat on Friday, but it was a repeat and even the music nights on BBC4 have gone down the nick lately.

I can't understand why they're making such shite lately. I can think of loads of artists and genres they haven't even touched. A Van Morrison night. A New Orleans Jazz night. There's tons of great stuff they haven't even mentioned. But if you want to watch a great Soul one, you can get a documentary on youtube. I can't think of the name of it, but just put in Muscle Shoals Soul. That was fantastic.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39851 on: June 14, 2015, 06:59:00 pm »
Hello.

Sorry for going AWOL - it was the darkness again.

I like Movies4Men.   :wave
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39852 on: June 14, 2015, 08:07:19 pm »

 The Great British Summer, eh. John, take your factor 50 and little shady hat. It gets hot sat outside them bars in Warsaw.

Just home Leo, was Krakow. Boss place. Went up Auswitch yesterday.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39853 on: June 14, 2015, 08:36:17 pm »
Just home Leo, was Krakow. Boss place. Went up Auswitch yesterday.
Have a word with Rhi as she was asking about Poland/Auschwitz in another thread.
 

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39854 on: June 14, 2015, 08:52:54 pm »
Hello.

Sorry for going AWOL - it was the darkness again.

I like Movies4Men.   :wave

Glad you're back Mags. In your absence Leo's takin' on the world and doin' a bloody good job of it too.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39855 on: June 14, 2015, 10:51:48 pm »
Hello.

Sorry for going AWOL - it was the darkness again.

I like Movies4Men.   :wave

Great to see you, hon. :wave :-*
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39856 on: June 15, 2015, 12:36:15 am »
Just home Leo, was Krakow. Boss place. Went up Auswitch yesterday.

Not telling a word of a lie John, my missus was talking to some woman the other week about holidays. Anyway, she's going on about this boss hotel she stayed at in Benidorm, saying how the bingo was marvellous and how the food was top notch. Then she turns round and says "Yeah, we went to Auschwitz on holiday last year and it was fucking shite." So my missus says "Auschwitz? That's not really a place you go to on holiday though is it?" The woman says "You're not wrong there love, it was the worst fucking holiday I've been on. Never again." My missus just shook her head and stopped talking to her.
 
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39857 on: June 15, 2015, 12:38:30 am »
1,000 up eh! Congratulations to the auld arses for making it here.  :wave

Now this thread has got as many pages as it's got varicose veins and piles   ;D
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39858 on: June 15, 2015, 05:52:22 am »
Mussel Shoals - a must watch!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39859 on: June 15, 2015, 05:54:55 am »
Congratulations for the 1000 everyone. The thread means a lot to so many people on RAWK.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39860 on: June 15, 2015, 06:53:05 am »
Congrats, you arl gits :wave
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39861 on: June 15, 2015, 07:30:04 am »
Only posted a few times in here over the years but always been my favourite thread on rawk , some brilliant tales , words of wisdom , memories , experiences and laughs ...big thanks to all the contributors over the years

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
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Only posted a few times in here over the years but always been my favourite thread on rawk , some brilliant tales , words of wisdom , memories , experiences and laughs ...big thanks to all the contributors over the years
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39863 on: June 15, 2015, 10:41:22 am »
Congrats, you arl gits :wave
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Fuckin right an all.  "Womens scent".  Only fit for poofs and Nancy Boys.  It was a struggle to get them to wear deodorant never mind bleedin cologne.  Mind you, I always found fresh male sweat a powerful afrothingy, especially when combined with mud. 

Puts me in mind of the days when Mr May used to play rugby.  At the end of the match I'd be standing on the touchline in me tight white boots, little jacket and a mini skirt up to me arse with a pint of cold ale.   And Mr May would just nod, grab the pint and guzzle it down, and I would watch, enraptured, at the sight of him, dripping with fresh manly sweat, caked in mud, with little rivers of ale escaping from the sides of his mouth,  and it was all I could do to restrain myself from tearing his kit off and aving im, ravishing him on the spot. 

But instead, ladylike, I waited with bated breath for the next stuff.  He'd pass the empty glass back, wipe the back of his hand across his mouth in a manly manner, then say something like "Are you sure there are enough cups laid out for the lads"?  I'd assure him there were.  He'd say "Yer a smashin popsie ya are" and fetch me a helluva smack on the arse.  And then he'd be off to the clubhouse, and I'd be have the perfume of manly sweat and mud and the sound of his studs on the concrete.

Aye well.  Happy days. 

I think that recollection, although very pleasant and romantic, was quite tiring, and a glass or two of Wincarnis is necessary - for medicinal purposes only of course.   And a quiet lie down.



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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39864 on: June 15, 2015, 10:48:11 am »
Surprised John got past the bars downtown. But funny that Macca, Holidays in the Sun.... I'm goin under the wall, please don't be waiting for me.

Knew you'd enjoy that Mussel Shoals, Doc. What a story, eh. And if you didn't catch it, the Otis Redding one was good an all. But have a go of one about Anvil. All I'll say is, real life Spinal Tap. Great story though, sort of sad aswell as hilarious.

1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39865 on: June 15, 2015, 10:50:14 am »
1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.
More to the point it kept youse off the street corners, ya bad scalls! ;D
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39866 on: June 15, 2015, 11:07:56 am »
1000 pages eh, oh well, I suppose it kept us off the streets.

Damn right.  I'd always promised me granny I'd give up the hoorin.  And it was gettin to be a bit of a bugger to find a warm wall anyway.   ::)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39867 on: June 15, 2015, 12:00:57 pm »


Knew you'd enjoy that Mussel Shoals, Doc. What a story
Yeah I caught that one a couple of years ago - mindblowing, Patches eh!

Idolised Otis as a kid, I reckon I had all his LP's, still got half of them! Great documentary.

Blimey Mags, I started getting a bit excited meself there reading that one.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39868 on: June 15, 2015, 12:02:33 pm »
Damn right.  I'd always promised me granny I'd give up the hoorin.  And it was gettin to be a bit of a bugger to find a warm wall anyway.   ::)
I'm susprised your wall had a chance to cool down.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39869 on: June 15, 2015, 12:25:52 pm »
Not telling a word of a lie John, my missus was talking to some woman the other week about holidays. Anyway, she's going on about this boss hotel she stayed at in Benidorm, saying how the bingo was marvellous and how the food was top notch. Then she turns round and says "Yeah, we went to Auschwitz on holiday last year and it was fucking shite." So my missus says "Auschwitz? That's not really a place you go to on holiday though is it?" The woman says "You're not wrong there love, it was the worst fucking holiday I've been on. Never again." My missus just shook her head and stopped talking to her.
 

Macca, does not surprise me. I was surprised at how many hotels there were there. I had been to Sachsenhausen concentration camp near Berlin but there were a lot of tourists at Auschwitz-Berkenau which I suppose was a bit of surprise, literally got to book ahead to get in, as strange as that sounds. Is something I'd recommend to anybody though, if only as a reminder of what humanity can be.

I suppose if you are going there looking for Benidorm though you are not likely to get it, unless Chrissie Rock is doing a bit as a tour guide!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39870 on: June 15, 2015, 02:15:52 pm »
Blimey Mags, I started getting a bit excited meself there reading that one.

Aye.  Takes you back eh?  Just to give you some idea of what was in the young maidens minds when they were admiring your finely hued thighs, six pack belly and bulging sweat covered pecs.  And in proper sports kit with shorts that needed to be ferociously boiled.  Not all this lycra in the gym malarky.  I was looking to find the movies4men channel and there they were.  Loads of them all jumping about and being american, relentlessly bright and cheerful enough to sicken a normal human being, and incessently gobbing away.   Oh do fuck off. 
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39871 on: June 15, 2015, 03:27:27 pm »
Wow, 1000 pages of some of the best content in this website. I raise my glass for all of you usual suspects and for the late Shanklyboy whose name is now part of the thread.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39872 on: June 15, 2015, 03:44:17 pm »
I think Matron should have her own perv thread.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39873 on: June 15, 2015, 03:45:23 pm »
Hopefully we'll get 1000 pages more

Good luck with that. ::)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39874 on: June 15, 2015, 04:09:03 pm »
Good luck with that. ::)

PS, it's Kesey's thread.

ah yes, forgot about that. Corrected now.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39875 on: June 15, 2015, 04:51:44 pm »
Venceramos!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39876 on: June 15, 2015, 05:13:55 pm »
I'm susprised your wall had a chance to cool down.

Mock not.  A chippie business in an end of terrace house (preferably with an adjacent entry) was a wall to be prized beyond measure.

Venceramos!

And that's quite enough of that filthy talk.

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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39877 on: June 15, 2015, 05:18:51 pm »
By the by.  Does anyone remember what happened to the OCB thread?  It pre-dated the original of this one - which was purely matchgoing, but now our thread has spread over so many other things, cannot the OCB thread find a home here - and I don't mean as a link which is surely lost, but embedded in this thread in some way.  Cos it really was vintage arl arse.  Mods please?

HEAVY EDIT  With the permission of Kesey for this thread and Mottman for the OCB one.  Profuse apologies.  Mea culpa. 
« Last Edit: June 15, 2015, 06:04:11 pm by Maggie May »
Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39878 on: June 15, 2015, 05:27:30 pm »
Mock not.  A chippie business in an end of terrace house (preferably with an adjacent entry) was a wall to be prized beyond measure.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39879 on: June 15, 2015, 05:30:27 pm »
Watched an interview with Ken Loach what a wonderful man he has made some brilliant Films. He summed up the BBC right now with this comment,  on the BBC you can be called Anti Business but never Anti Union.
A world were Liars and Hypocrites are accepted and rewarded and honest people are derided!
Who voted in this lying corrupt bastard anyway