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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39600 on: May 24, 2015, 01:40:10 pm »
....but what about bacon butties ...

I don't know if anyone else has had the same problem, but why doesn't the fatty/skin edge of a slice bacon these days go crispy when you fry or grill it like it used to years back?

I'm guessing it could possibly be something to do with additives.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39601 on: May 24, 2015, 01:50:19 pm »
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39602 on: May 24, 2015, 01:54:44 pm »
I don't know if anyone else has had the same problem, but why doesn't the fatty/skin edge of a slice bacon these days go crispy when you fry or grill it like it used to years back?

I'm guessing it could possibly be something to do with additives.

Most bacon nowadays is rindless, or is that not what you meant.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39603 on: May 24, 2015, 02:01:12 pm »
Most bacon nowadays is rindless, or is that not what you meant.

I've had the same problem, its got the rind on, but it doesn't go crisp unless you cook the bacon until is like a piece of wood.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39604 on: May 24, 2015, 02:02:56 pm »
Most bacon nowadays is rindless, or is that not what you meant.

That's possibly a reason, though my mum used to cut the rind off with a pair of scissors before sticking the rasher in the pan so I'm not too sure.

Maybe it's something to do with the way the meat might be conditioned these days, I certainly remember back in the late 50's early 60's when accompanying my mum on the messages that the old butchers down Town Row would have the meat out on display in all weathers with no refrigeration or certainly not like these days. I expect it was only stuck in the cold store overnight.


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39605 on: May 24, 2015, 02:05:33 pm »
Talking of which, I wonder has the phrase "The Messages" gone the way of "A Scholar"....
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39606 on: May 24, 2015, 02:09:06 pm »
I always used to do hot dip butties off a beef roast, or cold dripping butties with salt.  Bliss. 

Loved them, and Salt Fish on a Sunday morning. We only got it now again, probably shite, but I remember it as lovely.

Funny when we moved to Kirkby. Gangs of inner city kids, all thought we were in the middle of the countryside, used to fill a lemo bottle with water, get a butty, brown sauce or sugar usually, and set off into the wild unknowns like Sherpers. Happy days.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39607 on: May 24, 2015, 02:15:12 pm »
That's possibly a reason, though my mum used to cut the rind off with a pair of scissors before sticking the rasher in the pan so I'm not too sure.

Maybe it's something to do with the way the meat might be conditioned these days, I certainly remember back in the late 50's early 60's when accompanying my mum on the messages that the old butchers down Town Row would have the meat out on display in all weathers with no refrigeration or certainly not like these days. I expect it was only stuck in the cold store overnight.




That was part of the curing process. 

Bacon sides are either cured in brine or dry pack, so it could also be the content of that or how long they are cured for and if they are hung for further curing in a cold shed, just like the old butchers did.

Supermarkets shortcut the process, mainly cut the rind off anyway and lob it on the shelves.  Farmers tend to stick to the old ways and cure their bacon sides for weeks or months in the cold.  Delicious bacon and crispy rind. 

But your Mum's idea of frying the rind separately will do the trick. 

PS.  Northfield Farm do superb bacon and also pork cuts.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39608 on: May 24, 2015, 02:20:04 pm »
That was part of the curing process. 

Bacon sides are either cured in brine or dry pack, so it could also be the content of that or how long they are cured for and if they are hung for further curing in a cold shed, just like the old butchers did.

Supermarkets shortcut the process, mainly cut the rind off anyway and lob it on the shelves.  Farmers tend to stick to the old ways and cure their bacon sides for weeks or months in the cold.  Delicious bacon and crispy rind. 

But your Mum's idea of frying the rind separately will do the trick. 
It's usually sold sodden with water to increase the weight that you are buying - this also fucks up the cooking process because you are now basically boiling the stuff.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39609 on: May 24, 2015, 02:23:42 pm »
Loved them, and Salt Fish on a Sunday morning. We only got it now again, probably shite, but I remember it as lovely.

Funny when we moved to Kirkby. Gangs of inner city kids, all thought we were in the middle of the countryside, used to fill a lemo bottle with water, get a butty, brown sauce or sugar usually, and set off into the wild unknowns like Sherpers. Happy days.
Me arl fellah had that every Sunday we had it sometimes (I'm sure that had bacon fat lobbed all over it too - no wonder I can't bend me arms and legs). Very Spanish that, Bacalao (not with the bacon fat though).
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39610 on: May 24, 2015, 02:28:13 pm »


The stick of fried rind, when cold, we would eat like biltong.

Nothing ever went to waste in our house, my mum and dad couldn't afford it, the make do and mend generation.

Even the old butter paper was saved for cleaning your hands of tar or oil or after gardening, it worked a treat and was cheaper than something like a tin of swarfega.

It's weird looking back now and thinking of the things we did.

I suppose it would be easy for us lot near 60 or over to probably adapt to all that again if needed but I'm not sure of the younger generations, they having had an easy life in comparison, and I can't help but think a lot of them perhaps would struggle.


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39611 on: May 24, 2015, 03:36:27 pm »
Loved them, and Salt Fish on a Sunday morning. We only got it now again, probably shite, but I remember it as lovely.

Funny when we moved to Kirkby. Gangs of inner city kids, all thought we were in the middle of the countryside, used to fill a lemo bottle with water, get a butty, brown sauce or sugar usually, and set off into the wild unknowns like Sherpers. Happy days.

Me arl fellah had that every Sunday we had it sometimes (I'm sure that had bacon fat lobbed all over it too - no wonder I can't bend me arms and legs). Very Spanish that, Bacalao (not with the bacon fat though).

Yeah.  Me  Nan loved it - plus the bacon fat over, and we all got some.  Mind you, it was a helluva palaver preparing it.  Soaking this board like thing iin a bucket of cold water with frequent changes, until it gradually gave in and sank to the bottom.  And naturally the house stank during the cooking.  But it was lovely.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39612 on: May 24, 2015, 03:56:35 pm »
The stick of fried rind, when cold, we would eat like biltong.

Nothing ever went to waste in our house, my mum and dad couldn't afford it, the make do and mend generation.

Even the old butter paper was saved for cleaning your hands of tar or oil or after gardening, it worked a treat and was cheaper than something like a tin of swarfega.

It's weird looking back now and thinking of the things we did.

I suppose it would be easy for us lot near 60 or over to probably adapt to all that again if needed but I'm not sure of the younger generations, they having had an easy life in comparison, and I can't help but think a lot of them perhaps would struggle.


Problem is, skills used to be passed from Nan to Mum to daughter.   I don't think that happens now because life is much easier.  Also, loads of small shops have been killed off by the supermarkets, and you can't get your hands on the raw materials for meals.

For the first 18 months we were married we were on the rags of our arses.  We were so poor we used to get handouts from Church Mice.  We'd never have survived if I hadn't watched my Nan make tasty meals out of cheap cuts, and there were plenty of shops selling the necesary foodstuffs. 

But I continued to make them as our situation improved, as they were tasty.  Neck ends or scrag if you prefer.  The aroma of the long slow cooking perfumed the house.  And the lamb fell from the bone and the marrow was sucked out.

Talking of marrow.  I used to get marrow bones and roast them, and then spoon the marrow out and we'd eat it on toast.  Poor man's scoff.  Bugger me if we didn't see it on the menu of a posh restaurant
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39613 on: May 24, 2015, 04:19:52 pm »
Continued ........ near Smithfield Market!!

And pork belly.  Boned, stuffed and rolled.

Ham shanks, boiled, bone in, with lots of veg.   The cooking liquid was thicked with extra floury spuds and, with some of the ham, made a terrific soup.  The rest of the ham made the meal with more veg and spuds.  The bone went to the dog.

And you are right about nothing going to waste.  My Uncle Alf had an allotment, grew veg, tomatoes and flowers, and kept hens.  We did well for fresh food of that kind, and the hens were repaid with a mash.  Their eggshells were roasted and put through the mincer along with any stale bread or crusts that had also been roasted.  Potato peelings were boiled up amd mashed and  the egg/bread mixed in.  It was bulked up with some feed, and the hens loved it.  Any large cabbage or cauli stalks were given to them to peck. 

Fertiliser was a sack of horse manure in a rain butt.  Great stuff.  Whenever a horse and cart came round, we'd watch the horse like hawks, bucket and coal shovel to hand, ready to rush out as soon as there was any action.  We weren't shy.  Not after tasting the results it produced.  There were tomatoes in a greenhouse who were especially well fed with the magic mix.  Walking in and the perfume of the tomatoes was intoxicating.  Sniff tomatoes in the supermarket nowadays and they smell of bugger all.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39614 on: May 24, 2015, 06:37:38 pm »
Woke up with a monster hangover. Checked the score and thought i had been spiked. Ale is no good to me .
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39615 on: May 24, 2015, 07:08:40 pm »
On a lighter note.  Anybody's Mum make them a mashed banana and sugar butty?  Dreamy.
Mine did.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39616 on: May 24, 2015, 07:48:06 pm »
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39617 on: May 24, 2015, 08:10:56 pm »
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39618 on: May 24, 2015, 08:28:29 pm »
But the transfer talk will begin...

Or as JC reputedly said to Mo, "Fuck that for a game of conkers..."

I truly pity whoever are going to be the transfer mods.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39619 on: May 24, 2015, 08:38:15 pm »
Our very own Terry...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39620 on: May 24, 2015, 09:28:02 pm »
Ahh Terry, eh. I miss the aul bastard in here. I speak to him every now and again. I don't think he'll be back. I'd say defo not now. I haven't even peeped out there, but I bet it's on fire. So, I'd best just stay here. I'd only pour petrol on it.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39621 on: May 24, 2015, 09:31:37 pm »
"A peasant you are. A peasant you will remain. And we shall use all our wealth and power, to make your lot even worse and keep you exactly where you are, Bondage!"    The Boy King, Richard II, after  putting down the The Peasants Revolt in 1381.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39622 on: May 24, 2015, 09:37:14 pm »
I'll bet its nice out there tonight
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« Reply #39623 on: May 24, 2015, 10:24:34 pm »
Surprised you're on here, home early, mate
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39624 on: May 24, 2015, 10:47:42 pm »
Been Sound city Friday & Sat, was rough this morning and got the coach time wrong, ended up in The Throstles at 8am, then the bizzies got on and took all the ale off at Stoke was dying with indigestion by the time I got to town, so came home.

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« Reply #39625 on: May 24, 2015, 11:14:43 pm »
Had a seriously boss day at Sound City yesterday, weather was sound so I woke up with a big red grid this morning.

Anyway went out in the docks on a boat with a couple of bevs, this lad was on. Take a look at the video, was Sound, great experience.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39626 on: May 24, 2015, 11:31:33 pm »
Our very own Terry...
That really doesn't do him justice :)  he sang an Elton John song wonderfully in the Beehive which I was desperately trying to enjoy but I had FS wittering in me ear. No exaggeration, it was great. ...... but the witter fucking witter, jeez, I told him to go and write a fucking book .......

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39627 on: May 25, 2015, 12:48:25 am »
That really doesn't do him justice :)  he sang an Elton John song wonderfully in the Beehive which I was desperately trying to enjoy but I had FS wittering in me ear. No exaggeration, it was great. ...... but the witter fucking witter, jeez, I told him to go and write a fucking book .......
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39628 on: May 25, 2015, 12:51:57 am »
So it's your bloody fault.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39629 on: May 25, 2015, 01:39:26 am »
Dunno what the moaning fuckers are on abar.

I remember a coupla years back we were out of it at fucken Chrimbo.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39630 on: May 25, 2015, 10:52:19 am »
That really doesn't do him justice :)  he sang an Elton John song wonderfully in the Beehive which I was desperately trying to enjoy but I had FS wittering in me ear. No exaggeration, it was great. ...... but the witter fucking witter, jeez, I told him to go and write a fucking book .......

Wait till you see what I'm up to now. And you'll be gettin blamed for that, an all!

 Good night that though, eh? I don't remember much after Terry doing he's Elton. Next thing I remember, waking up, caked in Pizza. I must have got one bite out of it, but it was everywhere, the lot, all over me clobber, in me hair, on the pillow and in the bed. Pauline went bonkers, crept out the hotel, mortified, like she'd shit the bed, long journey back that one.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39631 on: May 25, 2015, 11:37:35 am »
Wait till you see what I'm up to now. And you'll be gettin blamed for that, an all!

 Good night that though, eh? I don't remember much after Terry doing he's Elton. Next thing I remember, waking up, caked in Pizza. I must have got one bite out of it, but it was everywhere, the lot, all over me clobber, in me hair, on the pillow and in the bed. Pauline went bonkers, crept out the hotel, mortified, like she'd shit the bed, long journey back that one.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39632 on: May 25, 2015, 11:58:44 am »
I've got a question you arlarses (the sane people on this site) might be able to help with. I went to my first away at Stamford bridge in 91 and for the life of me I remember there being a load of cars parked behind the goal, facing the pitch, in front of of the old shed end (the big semi circle gap). It sticks in my mind as I  thought it was like a drive-in service at the time. I can't find anything online and I'm starting to think I made it up because I was 10?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39633 on: May 25, 2015, 12:06:15 pm »
It was the old disability cars for disabled supporters, think they were called Invicars or something like that

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39634 on: May 25, 2015, 12:21:24 pm »
It was the old disability cars for disabled supporters, think they were called Invicars or something like that
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39635 on: May 25, 2015, 12:25:07 pm »
Rob beat me to it. But here you go, Meady... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/carousel/BigMatch.html

You might even find the match you was at.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39636 on: May 25, 2015, 01:10:16 pm »
Aye. Not the most hospitable of places to go to, even now.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39637 on: May 25, 2015, 02:08:42 pm »
You'll actually find some save the bridge things there too, like the collection things they used to have on Blue Peter. Ken Bates, cracking fella, bought it for a nuclear then wanted even else to pay for it, if he wasn't electrocuting them!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39638 on: May 25, 2015, 02:41:04 pm »
Rob beat me to it. But here you go, Meady... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/carousel/BigMatch.html

You might even find the match you was at.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #39639 on: May 25, 2015, 02:58:05 pm »
Looking at that post match thread, it can't be long before someone types out the entire works of William Shakespeare, just by chance, like.
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