Ha, ha! Probably my favourite line in that. One thing I distinctly remember about Blue Jam was the choice of background music. Lots of ambient stuff, but I recall he looped some instrumental Beach Boys (Surf's Up) and used that as the backing track for one of the Rothko monologues I think. He's good at the old music is Morris.
The music was perfect for it... perfect for the early hours of the morning too. Lots of quite obscure stuff as well as the likes of Beck, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada etc. They really need to come out in full, in a boxset, all 3 series. I have series one on two cassettes (tho one is missing now! argh), recorded down the line from Chris Morris's original DAT recordings. Which is nice. Friend was seeing one of the actresses at the time.
This site claims to have the lot but I can't stream/download them.
http://cabinessence.cream.org/ The site was the same a decade ago.
Been muttering ''Has he got a bottom in his trousers?' to myself all day, and giggling.
The 3rd and last series ended with a censoring. Morris allegedly swapped the tapes at the last minute after the BBC decided that one particular sketch couldn't be aired. They cut the transmission, slipping in an earlier part of the series in instead.
And this is that particular sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/v/BR3XFcsEGu0?version=3&hl=en_USand no more Blue Jam was commissioned