Author Topic: Which footballer are you on a night out? (Read 7657 times)

rednich85 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:40:17 am »

I'm Jaime Carragher.

Win over the heart of a beauty but take it for granted and let it go to my head.

I slowly drop deeper down the order and start touching for fat birds, but I swear blind to my mates they were hot because in my mind, I could have any bird I want..

In my mind I'm brad pitt, in reality, I'm his brother, Arm.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #41 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:43:56 am »

Emile Heskey. Try too hard, going for glory and fail miserably.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #42 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:43:19 am »

I'm "Wazza" Rooney and I am in the Grafton.
No explanation needed.

kaz1983 · « **Reply #43 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:48:43 am »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on October 24, 2011, 06:23:36 pm

I'd hardly call Inzaghi ugly.

Quote from: rednich85 on October 24, 2011, 06:27:26 pm

He's a fucking cretin.

We need a girl's opinion.

Lee-87 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:58:03 am »

Fabio Aurelio.. 'cause bitches love crutches!

downtown · « **Reply #45 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:58:46 am »

Lately, I've been Suarez.

Working hard, and coming up with moments of absolute beauty, getting past the obstacles, one last touch is needed to put the ball in back of the net...but I manage to mis-time my last header/shot or pass out (dive to get a peno ? ) and hence boom.

Overall, I am a Wenger type, though I spend shit loads at the pub as well

kaz1983 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:02:32 am »

John Arne Riise: I hate karaoke.

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #47 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:15:55 am »

Xabi Alonso

Helping to set up plays for others like a maestro, but when I score, hell is a beautiful cracking perfect goal.

But my friends would say I'm like Aurelio, I don't last the full 90 minutes on the pitch

kaz1983 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:21:30 am »

Quote from: Lady_brandybuck on October 25, 2011, 04:15:55 am

Xabi Alonso

Helping to set up plays for others like a maestro, but when I score, hell is a beautiful cracking perfect goal.

But my friends would say I'm like Aurelio, I don't last the full 90 minutes on the pitch

If you were a bloke that would have some serious potential... most of us find it hard to last the full 90 minutes, hell it only takes us 10 minutes.

loveisreal · « **Reply #49 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:51:31 am »

jean-michel ferri. spying on fitties.

Mark Walters · « **Reply #50 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:02:13 am »

Cisse: the scattergun approach. Shoot enough and you're bound to score eventually!

Umbarto · « **Reply #51 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:25:45 am »

Andy Carroll - I'm decent enough looking, good with the ladies, drink like a fish, and everybody expects me to score but I don't...

...because I'm not trying to...

I just want to be here and get drunk. Now get out of my face.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #52 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:10:59 am »

Robbie Fowler.

Used to be prolific as a teenager but haven’t achieved anything of note in years.

Thinking of heading out to Thailand for one last hurrah.*

*Not really!

thechulloran · « **Reply #53 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:16:39 am »

Roy Hodgson - got to rub my eyes, everytime I look in the mirror
Houllier - the only thing that you can turn on, is the corner

checkolad · « **Reply #54 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:17:18 am »

The Redknapp role - You insist on only talking to British people, and always have something to say about how amazing they are, especially the young fit Welsh bird who was really good at sex while out in Europe. You have a son who spends all night telling other blokes about how amazing you are and how everyone should idolise you even though you haven't actually ever got anywhere.

scoresagain · « **Reply #55 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:22:00 am »

The Michael Owen. On the bench so much, never get chance to score.

Col · « **Reply #56 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:23:29 pm »

Quote from: wardides on October 24, 2011, 08:59:17 pm

Ryan Giggs. Never satisfied with what I get, so run off to see if she has a sister.

Rhodri Giggs.

My relationship with Awrdides is bittersweet.

Red James · « **Reply #57 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:29:42 pm »

Walcott. Lots of fancy moves but i'm often all over the place and my finishing is woeful.

Camarero25 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 25, 2011, 03:54:56 pm »

I'm Christian Poulsen. Shit.

C · « **Reply #59 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:28:13 pm »

Cristiano Ronaldo, effortlessly appealing to men and women alike, turn them inside out before firing into their net - beast mode.

Juan Loco · « **Reply #60 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:31:33 pm »

Quote from: C on October 25, 2011, 04:28:13 pm

Cristiano Ronaldo, effortlessly appealing to men and women alike, turn them inside out before firing into their net - beast mode.

You've got the modesty bit nailed.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #61 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:42:50 pm »

Nicklas Bendtner- Constantly mouthing and spouting about how good I am but fail to deliver except for the occasional hand shandy after a kebab.

checkolad · « **Reply #62 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 pm »

Gareth Barry role - Come home from a normal day of work, have a shower, put on a nice normal shirt, go to the pub and have a few pints with the lads, then move onto a nice normal club, dance with a normal girl then take her to your normal house and do her in the missionary position. You are normal but have an alarming success rate.

hassinator · « **Reply #63 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:43:53 pm »

adrian mutu.

obvs.

freedom · « **Reply #64 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:55:57 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on October 24, 2011, 06:00:26 pm

David Ngog

Oh, hello there!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #65 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:59:19 pm »

Terry Hurlock when am on the pull and Jimmy Case if am having a quiet pint.

Vidocq · « **Reply #66 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:08:29 pm »

John Terry

doc_antonio · « **Reply #67 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:09:06 pm »

Kenny dalglish - absolute king, brilliant player, world at my feet and now I'm back in the hotseat

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #68 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:34:57 pm »

Surprised no Wayne Rooney's yet, no one loves to shag granny's then

-Q- · « **Reply #69 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:54:14 pm »

After seeing Charlie Adam almost puking up everywhere against Valencia I'm going to say him...

Camarero25 · « **Reply #70 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:58:06 pm »

Pele. Work it out.

doc_antonio · « **Reply #71 on:** October 26, 2011, 09:20:50 am »

Quote from: Camarero25 on October 25, 2011, 11:58:06 pm

Pele. Work it out.

always has high expectations and predictions but never pulls through?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #72 on:** October 26, 2011, 09:33:30 am »

Quote from: Camarero25 on October 25, 2011, 11:58:06 pm

Pele. Work it out.

Lost your virginity to a man?

StevenLFC · « **Reply #73 on:** October 26, 2011, 09:58:06 am »

Quote from: Camarero25 on October 25, 2011, 11:58:06 pm

Pele. Work it out.

You once scored whilst being detained in a German prisoner of war camp?

Enemy · « **Reply #74 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:12:52 am »

Gazza. Cos I'd rather stay at home, get tanked up and eat a family bucket of KFC chicken.

Chivasino · « **Reply #75 on:** October 26, 2011, 12:42:19 pm »

Robbie Keane. Every venue we go to is one I've always dreamed of going to, and invariably it's ends up being a bit shit for me.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #76 on:** October 26, 2011, 01:42:19 pm »

Quote from: Camarero25 on October 25, 2011, 11:58:06 pm

Pele. Work it out.

Need to pop a few pills to get it going?

Camarero25 · « **Reply #77 on:** October 26, 2011, 03:00:54 pm »

Quote from: doc_antonio on October 26, 2011, 09:20:50 am

always has high expectations and predictions but never pulls through?

Quote from: Crosby Nick on October 26, 2011, 09:33:30 am

Lost your virginity to a man?

Quote from: StevenLFC on October 26, 2011, 09:58:06 am

You once scored whilst being detained in a German prisoner of war camp?

Quote from: Finn Solomon on October 26, 2011, 01:42:19 pm

Need to pop a few pills to get it going?

All correct.

pistolpete · « **Reply #78 on:** October 26, 2011, 03:07:38 pm »

Lampard. Not necessarily a fat get but have been lucky to have scored as many as I have.

Cesar · « **Reply #79 on:** October 26, 2011, 03:22:56 pm »

Ryan Babel; I begin with a burst of enthusiasm before growing a bit tired, the evening will then end with a little bit of dribbling followed ultimately by disappointment.