The Inzaghi Role - Ugly. Skinny. Unfunny. Probably ginger. Let's face it, you ain't the most skilful player. In fact, you have no positive aspects to your character whatsoever. Yet, you happen to be abnormally successful with the women because you're always in the right place at the right time. If there's a chick with no self-confidenc, you'll be there. If there's a tart too drunk to know what's good for her, you'll be there. You thrive off the work of the Heskey and Messi roles, leaving everyone bewildered as to just how successful you are.
The Drogba Role - The bold and physical approach. You take no nonsense from other men. Once you have the goal in your sights, you knock all the competition out of the way with your imposing frame. After a while, people don't try to compete with you over a bird, because once you've decided on a target, there's no moving you.
The Messi Role - Let's face it, you're amazing. Not only do you score the most amazing women, but your stunning good looks and charm create opportunies aplenty for your friends. Everyone is jealous of your talent, but they don't complain as you bring in the fillies for others to capitalize on, once you've taken your pick.
The Carragher Role - You've been in the game for ages yet you rarely score, you can't chat up the ladies because they don't understand a word you say and the times you do score with the ladies is because of your handsome best friend who sets you up and you have a tendency to score at the wrong end of the field but you regret it immediately the morning after
The Xavi/Iniesta Role - Your more of the wingman always looking for that through ball to help out your mates to score. You harldy score your self but when you do its allways a beautiful one. Your what makes the Messi's and Ronaldo's look good everyone wats you around because they know with you there you will allways help them score.
The David Villa role - You score beauties left right and centre but there are times you have a dry patch which go on for ages. However when you go on a international holidays with your mates your allways the one to score the most.
The Pedros/Nanis - Your young, flashy, amazing skill with the ladies. You can also help out your mates with a few assists here and there but u allways seem to pull alot your self. The down side is the girls will allways comapre your sex to the Messi's and Ronaldo's.
this isnt a footballer but ohwell
The Wenger role - You crawl the bars not spending anything on drinks because you pre drinked allready, your not dancing but looking for cheap young women. Your not intrested with the natives girls but the young foregin girls are what most intrest you. You have a reputation for being a pedo but that doesnt bother you.
Just a little joke, add anymore if you can think of any
