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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #80 on: May 28, 2021, 02:05:02 pm »
Is there an official embargo against the lean though?

Like us the Club is waiting for Sami to announce the time.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #81 on: May 28, 2021, 02:06:15 pm »
Where's the visual evidence that he's signed?
Pop round Samie's place...or if you still have that hidden camera... ;)
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #82 on: May 28, 2021, 02:06:45 pm »
Welcome Konate, we look forward to seeing you in action.

Now that we have our French contignent established, what other fellow countryman would compliment the team I wonder.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #83 on: May 28, 2021, 02:08:01 pm »
Welcome Konate, we look forward to seeing you in action.

Now that we have our French contignent established, what other fellow countryman would compliment the team I wonder.
Italian and Spanish!

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #84 on: May 28, 2021, 02:13:31 pm »
Nice.  8)
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #86 on: May 28, 2021, 02:20:09 pm »
Welcome Ibra!!!

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #87 on: May 28, 2021, 02:23:27 pm »
Ibra hasn't signed for Liverpool. Liverpool has signed up for Ibra.

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #88 on: May 28, 2021, 02:24:52 pm »
Extremely quick and dominant in the air.

High line is back.

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #89 on: May 28, 2021, 02:25:31 pm »
Too much blue in that pic.

Especially with the "No Blue" sign in the background.  Scofflaw.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2021, 02:25:52 pm »
Extremely quick and dominant in the air.

High line is back.

as long as the back line isn't high!

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2021, 02:26:36 pm »
He will learn from the best here. Welcome   8)
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2021, 02:26:51 pm »

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2021, 02:28:07 pm »
Has he come from space?

Hopefully, if we're looking to play a high line and compress the game.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2021, 02:36:07 pm »
Has he come from space?

Astrokonate.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2021, 02:43:34 pm »
vvd
gomez
konate
matip
phillips
williams
davies


Has anybody checked on Al?
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #96 on: May 28, 2021, 02:44:42 pm »
Bienvenue Ibrahima. YNWA.

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2021, 02:45:11 pm »
Astrokonate.

Astrokonate in the ocean?

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2021, 02:45:45 pm »
Great signing and a good fee. Obviously an extremely talented prospect. Let's hope his injury troubles are behind him and he can hit the ground running.

Have a great feeling already about next season.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #99 on: May 28, 2021, 02:47:52 pm »


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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #100 on: May 28, 2021, 02:49:17 pm »
Welcome :wave
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #101 on: May 28, 2021, 02:51:31 pm »
Ibra hasn't signed for Liverpool. Liverpool has signed up for Ibra.

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #102 on: May 28, 2021, 02:55:02 pm »
Welcome lad.

Lets hope he turns out more successful than our last Leipzig signing.

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #103 on: May 28, 2021, 02:57:48 pm »
Welcome big lad!

I think he could become an absolute monster next to VVD
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2021, 02:59:29 pm »
If defensive Ibra is as good as the attacking Ibra it should be alright  :wave

I wish him good luck. If everything goes alright he could be a massive player for Liverpool.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #105 on: May 28, 2021, 03:00:01 pm »
Italian and Spanish!
we could do with a decent Italian player, we haven’t got a good record there!
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2021, 03:09:58 pm »
awful jacket aside - welcome

his choice in clothes could have been worse



So thats the fucker that broke in 24/7's wardrobe and robbed his best clobber.


He never had a cluedo. Trent, in 24's bedsit, with his clobber on.



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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #107 on: May 28, 2021, 03:10:36 pm »
Welcome lad.

Lets hope he turns out more successful than our last Leipzig signing.


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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #108 on: May 28, 2021, 03:11:36 pm »
Welcome lad, could be our first weeb based on his twitter :lmao
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #109 on: May 28, 2021, 03:12:54 pm »
Great signing, hopefully stays fit because he can be a monster for us at the back.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #110 on: May 28, 2021, 03:14:37 pm »
In 5 years time a Konate and Gomez partnership could be terrifyingly delightful.  8)

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #111 on: May 28, 2021, 03:18:14 pm »
Has he come from space?
And why does he wear his coat back to front?
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #112 on: May 28, 2021, 03:18:57 pm »
Future of our Defence:


Trent- 22
Konate- 22
Gomez- 24

Just need to replace old man Robbo

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #113 on: May 28, 2021, 03:30:45 pm »
Can anyone give a quick comparison to a more established player who I might have seen in terms of what Konate is like?

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #114 on: May 28, 2021, 03:31:41 pm »
Can anyone give a quick comparison to a more established player who I might have seen in terms of what Konate is like?

VVD.
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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #115 on: May 28, 2021, 03:34:50 pm »
Can anyone give a quick comparison to a more established player who I might have seen in terms of what Konate is like?

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #116 on: May 28, 2021, 03:36:14 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #117 on: May 28, 2021, 03:46:22 pm »
Can anyone give a quick comparison to a more established player who I might have seen in terms of what Konate is like?

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #118 on: May 28, 2021, 03:48:48 pm »
It helps that none of our CB's will be going to the Euros/Copa America this summer.

We should have all of them available during pre-season and don't need to rush anyone.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Konate signs
« Reply #119 on: May 28, 2021, 03:59:09 pm »

How long ago did Christian Falk call this one out?