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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2680 on: May 3, 2018, 09:28:07 am »
Fuck me, that "Who Cares" comment will go down in LFC interview history

The way he looks at the interviewer when he says it.

The mug behind the mic must have been fucking wounded :lmao

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2681 on: May 3, 2018, 09:29:12 am »
I love him.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2682 on: May 3, 2018, 09:36:04 am »
Fuck me, that "Who Cares" comment will go down in LFC interview history

The way he looks at the interviewer when he says it.

The mug behind the mic must have been fucking wounded :lmao


It was amazing. He literally just shot him down there and then.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2683 on: May 3, 2018, 10:24:25 am »
Never thought I'd see the day where we sign a defender for £75m and come away thinking 'fucking hell we've had a bargain there'.

What a difference he has made. Still struggling to understand how we managed to get through the first half of the season without him.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2684 on: May 3, 2018, 10:27:36 am »
Fuck me, that "Who Cares" comment will go down in LFC interview history

The way he looks at the interviewer when he says it.

The mug behind the mic must have been fucking wounded :lmao

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2686 on: May 3, 2018, 10:39:03 am »


hahah love that. Big man tells it how it is doesn't he. That moron reporter must have forgot that we should have  had a stone wall pen, or was it 2, in the first half.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2687 on: May 3, 2018, 01:29:27 pm »
Thats most of the £75m repaid!

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2688 on: May 3, 2018, 01:47:35 pm »
"Who Cares" gif  should be used EVERYTIME someone talk's shit about us.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2689 on: May 3, 2018, 02:29:59 pm »
By he way nice cut on his head from the high boot - no yellow given let alone a foul.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2690 on: May 3, 2018, 02:32:16 pm »


straight in the meme pantheon along with 'unluckee' and 'what is this shit?'
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2691 on: May 3, 2018, 02:43:10 pm »
Schmoke and a pancake Virgil

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2692 on: May 3, 2018, 06:20:19 pm »
straight in the meme pantheon along with 'unluckee' and 'what is this shit?'

Don't forget Aurelio's 'Excuse me...' that's sort of the best part, the mock politeness before bringing The Query... :D
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2693 on: May 3, 2018, 06:29:14 pm »
Seeing it in gif form, you really notice the smirk at the end. Yesh! Well played, Shir!

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2694 on: May 4, 2018, 12:15:00 am »
Anyone remember who the reporter is?

Someone please get it out there so we can troll the life out of fucker with the Big Virgil GIF :)

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2695 on: May 4, 2018, 12:23:05 am »
"Who Cares: is the new "Fuck You"   ;D
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2696 on: May 4, 2018, 12:45:20 am »
Anyone remember who the reporter is?

Who cares?  ;)
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2697 on: May 4, 2018, 12:48:18 am »
We are Liverpool!

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2698 on: May 4, 2018, 01:04:28 am »
It feels so good to sign a world class player who came here for bigger and better things and actually deliver. Big Virgil will be playing in a Champions League final in three weeks, whereas Southampton might find themselves in the Championship in three weeks' time. That's why he came here, and that's why he wanted to be here even last summer. Too often before have we signed great players and underachieved and then wonder why they chose to leave for greener pastures after a while - Coutinho the obvious exclusion because it happened a very short time ago.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2699 on: May 4, 2018, 02:47:50 am »
What a great buy for us, worth every penny we paid.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2700 on: May 4, 2018, 04:16:03 am »
That's 75 big ones well spent. He needs a better partner though

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2701 on: May 4, 2018, 06:40:43 am »
Anyone remember who the reporter is?

Someone please get it out there so we can troll the life out of fucker with the Big Virgil GIF :)

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2702 on: May 4, 2018, 06:50:30 am »
Southampton were robbed.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2703 on: May 4, 2018, 09:06:24 am »

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2704 on: May 4, 2018, 09:49:25 am »
I have a feeling we will use his “who cares” more years to come ;D

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2705 on: May 4, 2018, 09:55:59 am »
What made it 200x funnier was how he instantly said it. Still laughing.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2706 on: May 4, 2018, 09:56:23 am »
Anyone remember who the reporter is?

Someone please get it out there so we can troll the life out of fucker with the Big Virgil GIF :)

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2707 on: May 4, 2018, 10:23:45 am »
Schmoke and a pancake Virgil

And a Stroopwafel  :lickin

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2708 on: May 4, 2018, 10:33:16 am »
Southampton were robbed.

Crazy thing is that its true.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2710 on: May 4, 2018, 10:43:27 am »
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2711 on: May 4, 2018, 11:43:16 am »
I’m sure someone posted in the post-match thread that he was interviewed live on Dutch TV after the match and asked a similar question to which he replied, “Who gives a bloody fuck?” If that’s true then that footage needs to be hunted down and gif’d.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2712 on: May 4, 2018, 11:56:03 am »
I’m sure someone posted in the post-match thread that he was interviewed live on Dutch TV after the match and asked a similar question to which he replied, “Who gives a bloody fuck?” If that’s true then that footage needs to be hunted down and gif’d.

it was gif'd about 5 secs after he said it
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2713 on: May 4, 2018, 11:56:44 am »
it was gif'd about 5 secs after he said it

where is this gif

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2714 on: May 4, 2018, 12:06:14 pm »
Yeah it was on Dutch TV, he was reminded that we lost,

‘First time we've lost in the CL, yeah to be honest I don't give a bloody fuck.’ 😂😂

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2715 on: May 4, 2018, 12:07:02 pm »
Have not seen that gif/video but did see the one where he said "who cares?".

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2716 on: May 4, 2018, 12:08:41 pm »
it was gif'd about 5 secs after he said it

Great - didn’t see it in the thread at the time as I was a bit preoccupied.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2717 on: May 12, 2018, 10:39:53 am »
Whoever negotiated this deal deserves a massive pat on the back.

In a world where Sanchez is earning £391k a week basic, a £6m signing on fee and £75k per start, Aubameyang is earning £198k a week plus a £15m signing on fee and £50k per start (if they win), and Morata is on £191k a week and £900k if he starts half of their matches - we've managed to sign VVD onto a deal for under £125k a week.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2718 on: May 12, 2018, 10:43:56 am »
Whoever negotiated this deal deserves a massive pat on the back.

In a world where Sanchez is earning £391k a week basic, a £6m signing on fee and £75k per start, Aubameyang is earning £198k a week plus a £15m signing on fee and £50k per start (if they win), and Morata is on £191k a week and £900k if he starts half of their matches - we've managed to sign VVD onto a deal for under £125k a week.
You did leave out the £11m in bonuses he got just for signing though.  ;)

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2719 on: May 12, 2018, 10:46:45 am »
You did leave out the £11m in bonuses he got just for signing though.  ;)

Sorry, actually mean't to include that. £6m signing on fee, and a £5m loyalty payment but not seen any details on how this is activated.