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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #360 on: October 24, 2021, 06:59:06 pm »
According to Harry McGuire that wasn't embarrassing.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #361 on: October 24, 2021, 06:59:13 pm »
That Henderson pass is unreal

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #362 on: October 24, 2021, 06:59:27 pm »
United shown up for what they've been this season, they're lucky they're not 4th or 5th bottom.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #363 on: October 24, 2021, 06:59:58 pm »
Neville is one contradiction after another here.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #364 on: October 24, 2021, 07:00:00 pm »
What a glorious day. 5 goals and played in 2nd gear for 40 mins.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #365 on: October 24, 2021, 07:00:06 pm »
After such a torrid couple of years, one of the most beautiful things was having away fans there to witness that unbelievable victory. Salah is not human when he is such devastating form, one of the easiest away wins in the League this season!
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #367 on: October 24, 2021, 07:00:32 pm »
Maguire 'We were still in the game at 2 nil' :lmao

You werent in the fucking game at Nil Nil ya 5 bedroomed bungalow headed c*nt :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #368 on: October 24, 2021, 07:00:40 pm »
No chance Cristiano Ronaldo comes out and speaks after that. No chance.

If they’d won five nil he’d be pushing people out of the way to get in front of the cameras, no-way he’ll be associating himself with that today.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #369 on: October 24, 2021, 07:00:59 pm »
Neville has totally lost the plot, it's lovely
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #371 on: October 24, 2021, 07:01:41 pm »
Neville getting torn a new one here
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #372 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:05 pm »
Gary is losing it.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #373 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:11 pm »


 :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #374 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:20 pm »
where are those fucking pre-game bedwetters. Great performance, disappointed in the injuries and that we didn't try to score more
Fromola, where are you mate!?

We went easy on them after the 5th and I see many of them even recognize it.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #375 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:37 pm »
Utd's heaviest ever home defeat to us and heaviest since 1955 (City) - our biggest win at OT too ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #376 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:40 pm »
Neville is on the brink of tears here.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #377 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:40 pm »

Am I the only one who doesn't know this Paul Scholes/daughter joke?  ::)

Can someone please explain?
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #378 on: October 24, 2021, 07:02:52 pm »
Shades of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvOQZbSoPPI

Is it heresy to say that I think that Henderson's looks even better?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #380 on: October 24, 2021, 07:03:05 pm »
Am I the only one who doesn't know this Paul Scholes/daughter joke?  ::)

Can someone please explain?

You don't want to know, trust me.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #381 on: October 24, 2021, 07:03:07 pm »
Enjoy Klopp basically saying the team are gonna get lashed on the coach.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #382 on: October 24, 2021, 07:03:10 pm »
He the first score a hat trick at Old Trafford since the original Ronaldo in 2003

Salah was the 1st LFC player since 1936, to score a hat-trick @ Old Trafford. Only 4 other players have scored hat-tricks vs the Mancs in the PL era (home or away) & Kuyt was 1 of them.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #383 on: October 24, 2021, 07:03:12 pm »
Neville an embarrassment as usual.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #384 on: October 24, 2021, 07:03:19 pm »
Maguire 'We were still in the game at 2 nil' :lmao

You werent in the fucking game at Nil Nil ya 5 bedroomed bungalow headed c*nt :lmao
Great insult that  ;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #385 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:06 pm »
Am I the only one who doesn't know this Paul Scholes/daughter joke?  ::)

Can someone please explain?
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/sport/paul-scholes-daughter-toenails-video-vabe01c3f
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #386 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:10 pm »
I'm going to watch every single bit of coverage around this game, on repeat, for days. I just can't get enough.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #387 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:11 pm »
Tying himself in knots here

Lost 5-0 but he’s not embarrassed! 😀
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #388 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:25 pm »
Am I the only one who doesn't know this Paul Scholes/daughter joke?  ::)

Can someone please explain?

no not just you mate. I asked about it at HT and was told that I did not want to know so I left it at that

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #389 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:35 pm »
Am I the only one who doesn't know this Paul Scholes/daughter joke?  ::)

Can someone please explain?

Scholes filmed sucking the toes of an adult woman (probably his daughter)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #390 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:46 pm »
What's the rat saying on Sky? Fill me in.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #391 on: October 24, 2021, 07:04:57 pm »
Lovely to see Naby show why he’s such a game winner and dreadful to see him taken out after they could and probably should have been down to ten or nine already.

Crazy to think it’s taken three years for Ole to be called out for the lack of basic managerial skills everyone on here was calling out on day one.

Joyous to watch every other detail of that. Well deserved for the endless work rate, humility and desire to play the game the right way in the image of the manager.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #392 on: October 24, 2021, 07:05:03 pm »
Neville says it's a great bunch of lads, couldn't fault any of them then in the next sentence says there's too many players there that think they are Ronaldo and don't work hard enough. He's one weird bloke.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #393 on: October 24, 2021, 07:05:19 pm »
That kit is now a classic.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #394 on: October 24, 2021, 07:05:31 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #395 on: October 24, 2021, 07:06:24 pm »
What's the rat saying on Sky? Fill me in.
Carra jus nailed him 'whats changed? Youve been bangin on about this side for 3 years'

Neville stutters like a tit and Carra Says ''So whats changed in the last 9 games?'

Neville talked a lot without saying anything or answering Carra

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #396 on: October 24, 2021, 07:06:24 pm »
Well that went rather well didn't it haha fantastic
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #397 on: October 24, 2021, 07:06:35 pm »
What's the rat saying on Sky? Fill me in.
he's just shoved two pencils up his nose, put a pair of underpants on his head and said "wibble"
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #399 on: October 24, 2021, 07:07:41 pm »
That was about as easy as you can expect a game to be. Cruised the last half hour, they could have had 3 sent off easily.

Fuming about the Pogba tackle. Hope our injured lads recover quickly.

That lot are absolutely shite.
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