Exodus Geohaghon
Just what I was going to say. Bet the tabloids were dying for him to play a big part in knocking us out, just for the headline possibilities.
Roque Santa Cruz
Don't tell me anyone would fancy that name when a bird asks you in a pub
Would work on me for sure, especially if you had the looks to match.
Failing that, any single names like Suso or Michu are pretty cool. Or Sergio Aguero.