Topic: Who is the best pundit? 2021 edition

[Ratboy3G]

Iain Dowie doing colour commentary on the fourth or fifth choice NBC-SN broadcasts I find on streams... christ almighty. A fucking moron.

Don't mind Dowie myself, he's a lot smarter than people give him credit for

[CIDER_RED]

Nice of them to let Lee Dixon come and sit in on the match today and cheer on his side. I assume he wasn't getting paid for that. Surprised he wasn't shouting MISS every time we took a shot.

[FlashGordon]

Nice of them to let Lee Dixon come and sit in on the match today and cheer on his side. I assume he wasn't getting paid for that. Surprised he wasn't shouting MISS every time we took a shot.

Pretty sure he's a City fan actually?

[Macphisto80]

McManaman and Carra both surely have to be creeping into the list by now.

[sinnermichael]

Jake Humphrey is a tit. Trying to get Trent to say something sensationalist after the game yesterday (i.e. we're going to win the league). Fortunately Trent was having none of it.

[Jimmy Conway]

Jake Humphrey is a tit. Trying to get Trent to say something sensationalist after the game yesterday (i.e. we're going to win the league). Fortunately Trent was having none of it.

He should stick to Blue Peter.

[boots]

Tough call between Jenas and Mills. Jenas takes it for me as hes not very good at being a pundit and the vote is for punditry, whereas Mills is just a medoicre c*nt. He's not a pundit, hes just a c*nt.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Andy Hinchcliffe. A complete and utter bellend. Cannot hide his bias and chats total utter shit, constantly. Literally everything he says is wrong. Also speaks like he was some all conquering player, constantly criticising the actions of who he’s commentating on (unless you play for City) like he was some kind of Maldini-Ronaldo hybrid. In reality, he was a shit full back who played for relegation threatened Man City, relegation threatened Everton and Division 1 Sheffield Wednesday.

He is a cock.

[kavah]

Garth Crooks on final score saying the thing to look out for on match of the day is Salah’s diving !!

[Dim Glas]

Garth Crooks on final score saying the thing to look out for on match of the day is Salah’s diving !!

stuff like that goes beyond being stupid as he obviously is, to being agenda driven.  Very naughty, and 'pundits' should be pulled up on it, but of course, the media loves it, so they likely encourage it.

[Ghost Town]

Lots of good calls in here. Lots of nods of agreement from me, but I tell you, no-one, NO-ONE gets on my wick more than that hairy-handed, woman-hating, Rafa-baiting, ill-with-cancer-wife-dropping, daughter's-mate-shagging, 'did you smash it'-cringing c*ntwork Richard Keys. I loathe the guy. I can't bare to see his chewed up grid or hear his snivelly voice.

I often miss our matches and elect to download and watch the full-match highlights, 'as live' without knowing the score; naturally I want to do that asap to avoid a Likely Lads scenario, but I'll tell you now, if only Bein sport coverage is available I'll jib the game off and watch Netflix instead, because I can't bear to see or hear that c*untthrob and Bein have this fucking annoying habit of interrupting the game with goals from other games with the monkey-spunk giving his stilted whining commentary. Fuck that!

Thanks for the opportunity to rant

[Hazell]

When I see that Peloton advert and that woman says 'you've smashed it', I can't help but think of Richard Keys.

[didi shamone]

Lots of good calls in here. Lots of nods of agreement from me, but I tell you, no-one, NO-ONE gets on my wick more than that hairy-handed, woman-hating, Rafa-baiting, ill-with-cancer-wife-dropping, daughter's-mate-shagging, 'did you smash it'-cringing c*ntwork Richard Keys. I loathe the guy. I can't bare to see his chewed up grid or hear his snivelly voice.

I often miss our matches and elect to download and watch the full-match highlights, 'as live' without knowing the score; naturally I want to do that asap to avoid a Likely Lads scenario, but I'll tell you now, if only Bein sport coverage is available I'll jib the game off and watch Netflix instead, because I can't bear to see or hear that c*untthrob and Bein have this fucking annoying habit of interrupting the game with goals from other games with the monkey-spunk giving his stilted whining commentary. Fuck that!

Thanks for the opportunity to rant

Just turn down the sound . But yes he is a genuinely loathsome human being as opposed to most annoying commentators who are just idiots.

[Ghost Town]

Just turn down the sound .

Ha but seriously have you seen any Bein coverage? It's bad enough they have that crappy watermark moving around the screen, distracting you from the game, but then just as you're concentrating on our game the coverage will suddenly switch to some other match where there's been a goal, with cuntikeys and Gray dribbling their tedious, past it commentary over it, for up to 30 seconds or more. I've actually missed one of our goals, in the past, while that was going on.

I refuse on principle to watch their coverage. Twats.

[Keita Success]

Garth Crooks continued his bellendry on Football Focus - not a big surprise.

Jason Mohammed on 606 was particularly woeful. Seems to be going a bit like Adrian Durham with his trolling and baiting. Gotta say, Robbie Savage has become a decent pundit. Really like him.

[didi shamone]

Ha but seriously have you seen any Bein coverage? It's bad enough they have that crappy watermark moving around the screen, distracting you from the game, but then just as you're concentrating on our game the coverage will suddenly switch to some other match where there's been a goal, with cuntikeys and Gray dribbling their tedious, past it commentary over it, for up to 30 seconds or more. I've actually missed one of our goals, in the past, while that was going on.

I refuse on principle to watch their coverage. Twats.

Rarely thankfully. The hairy handed halfwit turns my stomach. As for his smashing mate.....
Normally I get the American stations where they seem happy to just comment on the game and don't push agendas to try seem relevant. Can't stand sky either for that reason.
Its hard being a cranky fucker.

[Keita Success]

Ferdinand is making a case for it now.

Saying there's no chance we'll win the league because we concede loads from set pieces and we keep conceding 3 goals at home. That, along with his Newcastle shite.

[Hazell]

Ferdinand is making a case for it now.

Saying there's no chance we'll win the league because we concede loads from set pieces and we keep conceding 3 goals at home. That, along with his Newcastle shite.

He must selling his clobber in Adu Dhabi now too.

[Keita Success]

Mo Salah is breaking my heart. Why would such a wonderful player do something so grotesque?

He’s a c*nt. Garth Crooks is an actual twat.

[afc tukrish]

He’s a c*nt. Garth Crooks is an actual twat.

The way you've responded to the quote reads as though you think Mo is a c*nt.

Might have been clearer to write: "Garth Crooks is a c*nt. He is an actual twat."

[Keita Success]

The way you've responded to the quote reads as though you think Mo is a c*nt.

Might have been clearer to write: "Garth Crooks is a c*nt. He is an actual twat."

Think anyone with any common sense can work out there’s only one shithouse I’m criticising 

[Skeeve]

Garth Crooks continued his bellendry on Football Focus - not a big surprise.

Jason Mohammed on 606 was particularly woeful. Seems to be going a bit like Adrian Durham with his trolling and baiting. Gotta say, Robbie Savage has become a decent pundit. Really like him.

Nah, savage is shite as well, it is just that others are continually lowering the bar so he looks relatively better compared with them. 

[Skeeve]

Normally I get the American stations where they seem happy to just comment on the game and don't push agendas to try seem relevant. Can't stand sky either for that reason.

Oddly, sky only seems to have their agenda when it is the bigger names commentating, if a game isn't being covered by them, the extended highlights are suprisingly watchable, yesterday they properly covered the palace handball prior to the opening goal and didn't feel the need to invent one for Robertson either.

[mattD]

Garth Crooks continued his bellendry on Football Focus - not a big surprise.

Jason Mohammed on 606 was particularly woeful. Seems to be going a bit like Adrian Durham with his trolling and baiting. Gotta say, Robbie Savage has become a decent pundit. Really like him.

Mohammed is the absolute pits. A complete blowhard who loves the sound of his voice and is full of shithouse baiting.

Can’t believe how the BBC hires this bellend.

[bradders1011]

I know it's always been the case, but Sky's constant bigging up of every single game and event is really tiresome.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Ferdinand is making a case for it now.

Saying there's no chance we'll win the league because we concede loads from set pieces and we keep conceding 3 goals at home. That, along with his Newcastle shite.

I know, anyone would have thought City didn't concede 3 at home v Palace.
Last time we conceded 3 at home was over a year ago, to City who ironically conceded 4 that day.
Had been quite impressed with Ferdinand on BT for Champions League games, but seems like I was a bit hasty in praising him.

[FlashGordon]

Shock fucking horror Danny Mills doesn't think Nuno celebrating on the pitch was that bad 

[Frank Becton]

Snooker commentators are really annoying, especially John Virgo on BBC and Joe Johnson on Eurosport.
They just never shut up, it's like everyone watching has no clue on the game whatsoever.

"If he pots this red he needs to get on a colour", thanks for that John!

[El Lobo]

Shock fucking horror Danny Mills doesn't think Nuno celebrating on the pitch was that bad 

It wasn’t

But I assume he didn’t have the same opinion when Klopp did it, right?

[LallanaInPyjamas]

Shock fucking horror Danny Mills doesn't think Nuno celebrating on the pitch was that bad 

The most poisonous, biased, shit-talking pundit out there without a shadow of a doubt.

[FlashGordon]

It wasn’t

But I assume he didn’t have the same opinion when Klopp did it, right?

Thought he should've been jailed and said he was lucky he wasn't celebrating past him the fucking melt 

Just saw the Pogba dive for a penalty, how was it any different to Salah?

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Shock fucking horror Danny Mills doesn't think Nuno celebrating on the pitch was that bad 

Has he said that? If so it's beyond parody. Surely these c***s need calling out on this shit.

[redgriffin73]

Shock fucking horror Danny Mills doesn't think Nuno celebrating on the pitch was that bad 

You really couldn't make it up. Absolute bellend.

[IgorBobbins]

Jason Mohammed on 606 was particularly woeful. Seems to be going a bit like Adrian Durham with his trolling and baiting. Gotta say, Robbie Savage has become a decent pundit. Really like him.

I've mentioned him before in this thread.  The guy is so thin-skinned and unprofessional on 606, I can't believe he hasn't been disciplined by the Beeb.  I know the show is about having controversial opinions and instigating a debate, but he starts arguments and throws hissy fits that would make a 5 year old ashamed.  Especially when the topics relate to British v foreign managers, Wales and his beloved Cardiff City.  It gets to Alan Partridge levels sometimes. Prick.

[FlashGordon]

I'd love to see Mills' reaction if Liverpool had of been involved in spygate instead of his beloved Leeds. He would definitely change his tune, is there anyway you can vote for the c*nt three times on the poll?

[iamnant]

I've mentioned him before in this thread.  The guy is so thin-skinned and unprofessional on 606, I can't believe he hasn't been disciplined by the Beeb.  I know the show is about having controversial opinions and instigating a debate, but he starts arguments and throws hissy fits that would make a 5 year old ashamed.  Especially when the topics relate to British v foreign managers, Wales and his beloved Cardiff City.  It gets to Alan Partridge levels sometimes. Prick.

He's hated in Wales, for several reasons, and I just can't stand the fella. Met him in Cardiff last summer, and you could almost feel the ego reverberating off him.

[sinnermichael]

Chris Sutton is a twat. A miserable bastard in general who seems to be everywhere these days and seems to think that being controversial and argumentative will make him more relevant. He also wrote an article yesterday saying that Salah's "diving" could cost us the league. Muppet.

[IgorBobbins]

He's hated in Wales, for several reasons, and I just can't stand the fella. Met him in Cardiff last summer, and you could almost feel the ego reverberating off him.

Why is he hated? For generally being an egotistical arse?

[sinnermichael]

Punditry doesn't get much worse:

https://youtu.be/BvK9Zj4Fe_k

[Ziltoid]

Punditry doesn't get much worse:

https://youtu.be/BvK9Zj4Fe_k

not got the sound up but who are those 2?