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« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2004, 07:14:03 pm »
Pilot stops traffic to land on busy road
 
When a small plane made an emergency landing on a busy Beirut highway the pilot had the presence of mind to first stick his head out of the window and yell at the traffic to stop, witnesses say.

There were no injuries and no visible damage to the plane, which landed on a road on the southern edge of the Lebanese capital. Soldiers sealed off the area.

Airport officials said the Cessna 172 was on a training flight when it developed mechanical problems.

"I heard my neighbours shouting and came out to look," said Mohammad Matariya, who lives nearby.

"I saw the plane starting to come down, then I saw the pilot put his head out of the window and tell a boy on a motorbike: 'Stop the traffic, I have to land!'"

"The pilot was great, really brave," another witness Ahmad Abu Samir said. "He came down so slowly, very calmly. It could have been so much worse."
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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2004, 10:09:59 am »
Forger had a ¥en to produce fake banknotes

July 28 2004 at 02:41AM 
 
Tokyo - Japanese police have been scratching their heads in bewilderment over the country's latest counterfeiting trend - fake bills that cost more to make than their face value.

Experts estimate that it cost $9,10 to make each of the more than 400 bogus ¥1 000-notes that have turned up in vending machines in Saitama Prefecture, north of here, suggesting profit was not the motive, the Asahi newspaper's English-language edition reported on Tuesday.

"Police suspect a techno-maniac is involved," the Asahi said.

The fake bills are made by replacing the middle strip of genuine notes with a colour photocopy, and securing them with tape. To the human eye they are obviously bogus, but they fool some older vending machines. - Reuters

*This article was originally published on page 1 of Cape Times on July 28, 2004
 

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« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2004, 11:53:06 am »
Bosnian men not interested in being in porn film

The producer of a Bosnian adult movie says he'll have to find his male stars elsewhere because Bosnian men aren't interested.

While Fedja Stukan had had no problem finding Bosnian girls willing to star in his film, he said raising money for the production proved easier than finding Bosnian men.

He told local media: "I'm going to have to import some men for the film. Bosnian men simply have no wish to star in porn movies."

Stukan, who in the past was arrested for putting condoms on a statue of Jesus Christ in front of Sarajevo Cathedral, said he had already begun looking in Slovenia and Hungary for well-hung actors.

Story filed:  10:40 Friday 30th July 2004
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« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2004, 12:44:40 pm »
Robbery of 37p leads to 22 years in jail

A court in Turkey has sentenced six children to up to 22 years in prison for stealing less than 40 pence from two classmates.

The children, who at the time of the incident three years ago were aged between 11 and 15 years, were found guilty of theft and using threatening behaviour.

The court heard they threatened two children with a knife and stole 1 million Turkish lira - around 37 pence.

The judge ruled that the children had been old enough to realise what they were doing and its consequences.

After two years in custody the oldest children have now been sentenced to 22 years in jail with the youngest children given 10 year sentences. None of the children have been named.

They are appealing to the country's High Court.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2004, 01:47:20 pm »
Priest and nun caught having sex

A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at an airport car park in Malawi.

The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International Airport.

The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.

"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.

In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public place and disorderly conduct.

The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him.

Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation, but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the last to be expected to misbehave in public.

"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said.

If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will go to jail, the magistrate said.

Story filed:  13:31 Friday 30th July 2004

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« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2004, 09:39:46 am »
Coffee 'tastes better as s**t'

A Canadian scientist claims to have proven that the world's most expensive coffee really does taste better because the beans it is produced from have been eaten and defecated by a wild cat.

The Montreal Gazette says Massimo Marcone used taste machines and humans to establish that there really is a difference in taste between Kopi Luwak beans that have and have not passed through a civet cat's digestive system.

The Ethiopian beans, which sell for more than 250 pounds per pound, are craved by coffee fanatics around the world who will often pay over 20 pounds for a cup of the coffee they produce.

"You're looking for a cappuccino. You could get a crappuccino," the University of Guelph professor said.

Marcone travelled to Ethiopia to track down the beans where they are found in single lines of faeces in the wild.

He says they taste better because digestion breaks down protein, and protein makes the non-digested beans bitter.

He insists there is no health risk in drinking coffee from the digested beans, as there is very little bacteria left on the beans once they are washed, and roasting destroys the rest.

His findings will be published in the Food Research International Journal in September.

 
 

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2004, 04:52:24 pm »
Coffee 'tastes better as s**t'

The Montreal Gazette says Massimo Marcone...

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #47 on: August 2, 2004, 01:06:57 pm »
Elvis impersonator warned over call girls

A OAP Elvis impersonator has been reportedly been told by his council to stop bringing call girls round to his house so he can croon at them.

Tom Jones, 61, has spent 70,000 pounds over the past three years hiring over 2,000 call girls.

He says he never has sex with them - but neighbours want Oswestry Council to issue him with an anti-social behaviour order (ASBO) because of his late night crooning.

He told Wales on Sunday: "I cannot have sex with the girls because I have a medical condition. Instead I phone them up and ask them what they would like to do.

"Sometimes it is strawberries and champagne, sometimes just a quiet meal with Elvis playing in the background. Occasionally, I sing Are You Lonesome Tonight? to them."

The bachelor, who admits he once paid £2,300 for one girl to spend a 'very enjoyable' two-and-a-half days with him, refuses to reveal how he can afford his hobby.

But neighbours say it is harming their children.

One said: "When they go out of the front door to play, they come face-to-face with call girls wearing fishnets and mini-skirts.

"And you often hear Elvis songs being belted out at full volume during the day and night."

The council has issued them with nuisance record sheets - the first step in putting together an ASBO.

Story filed: 11:07 Monday 2nd August 2004
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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #48 on: August 2, 2004, 02:16:44 pm »
Woman complained about too cold ice cream

A Romania woman made an official complaint because her ice cream was too cold.

Trading standards officials promised to take the woman's letter into consideration but said they could not do much about it.

Ion Carzon, head of the consumer protection authority in Slatina, Olt county, told Evenimentul Zilei newspaper: "We had strange complaints before but this one is really something.

"This lady actually got hot because her ice-cream was too cold."


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« Reply #49 on: August 2, 2004, 02:20:51 pm »
Once had a customer complain that her soup was too hot ::)

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« Reply #50 on: August 2, 2004, 06:42:45 pm »
A bad-tempered German pensioner could be charged with wasting police time after complaining about loud music - from her own radio.

Severy-one-year-old Elsie Weiss called the Mulheim police late at night to complain she couldn't sleep because of the noise.

But police who turned up to investigate found the music was coming from the pensioner's own radio that she had left on full volume in the back garden earlier in the day.

A police spokesperson said they were considering sending her a bill for the time spent on the call: "She had taken the radio outside and left it switched on full volume when she went inside."

"She always plays her music really loud," a neighbour added. "For once she gave herself a taste of her own medicine." - Ananova.com


This article was originally published on August 02, 2004

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« Reply #51 on: August 3, 2004, 09:09:29 am »
Mogueriec - A French fisherman retained one of the world's lesser-known sporting titles at the weekend - that of champion snail-spitter, propelling the tiny creature a total of 9.38m.

Alain Jourden, 43, beat back the challenge posed by 110 contestants from 14 countries including Belgium, Britain, Germany, Italy, Spain and Sweden, but failed to surpass his own world distance record of 10.4m.

"Wind conditions were not favourable," said one of the organisers of Sunday's event, which drew 2 000 spectators to the tiny Brittany port of Mogueriec, located near the town of Roscoff.

Competitors roll the live snail in their mouths to be sure it is propelled at precisely the correct angle, take a running start along a sandy 20-metre track and expectorate. A maximum of three attempts is allowed.

Jourden told reporters that he had trained hard for a week before the competition, carrying out "several spits a day".

A British competitor broke his country's record, spitting the tiny snail a total of 5.82m.


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« Reply #52 on: August 3, 2004, 11:28:28 am »
Turkish farmer killed by cow

A Turkish farmer has been killed by a cow that leapt out of a truck that was taking it to an abattoir.

The cow was among a herd being transported through the western Turkish province of Eskisehir when it got loose and jumped from the lorry onto the road.

The 65-year-old farmer happened to be walking along the road with his own herd of cattle when the cow landed on him.

He suffered severe injuries and died on the way to the hospital, reports Turkish news agency Anadolu.

The cow was unhurt and escaped recapture because officials were unable to distinguish it form the other animals in the herd.

Story filed: 10:10 Tuesday 3rd August 2004
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« Reply #53 on: August 3, 2004, 02:32:29 pm »
Woman says she's followed by showers of stones

A South African woman claims she's being plagued by a hail of stones that follow her wherever she stays.

Miyi Shongi was kicked out of her own village by her family and neighbours three weeks ago and moved in with relatives 30km away.

But ths stone showers followed her there, says the News 24 website.

The 58-year-old believes a Zimbabwean trader cast an evil spell on her, because she failed to pay for clothing she'd bought on credit from her.

When the problem first began in the village of Lombani, the woman's family called police for help.

Police spokesperson Ailwei Mushavhanamadi said: "We were there for nearly the whole night and saw stones falling from the sky like rain. We went around the area to make sure someone wasn't throwing stones on the roof on purpose, but we didn't find anyone."

A spiritual healer told the woman she should consult a more powerful healer to break the spell. He also advised her to find the trader, apologise and pay for the clothes.

Filed: 13:02 Tuesday 3rd August 2004
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« Reply #54 on: August 4, 2004, 01:33:44 pm »
Pillow 'is perfect boyfriend'

Japanese designers have come up with what they claim is the perfect solution for the unattached woman - the boyfriend pillow.

IOL says the pillow is an ideal sleeping partner because it doesn't snore, hog the duvet - or sleep around.

Each model comes with two shirts in blue and pink, that can be washed and ironed by the dutiful 'girlfriend'.

And one model also works as an alarm, by shaking to alert the woman when it is time to get up.

A spokesman for the manufacturer said the pillow has been so successful they have had to draw up a waiting list of customers.

He said: "Women of all ages have been queueing round the block to take one home."

The 39 pound pillow is currently available only in Japan but may soon be exported.

Filed: 12:40 Wednesday 4th August 2004

Looks like it doesn't hog the remote control and flick through all available Sky channels either....    :)
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« Reply #55 on: August 4, 2004, 02:04:28 pm »
First there were chickens....  and now:


Siberian boy 'brought up by dog'

A seven-year-old boy who has been brought up by a dog for the past six years has reportedly been found in Siberia.

Police in the Altai autonomous region were on a routine patrol in the woods when they spotted the boy in front of an abandoned house with the elderly dog.

It is thought the undernourished boy was abandoned by his parents and survived by living off the food he shared with the dog.

Officers initially thought he was three, but hospital examinations subsequently put him at seven, and police say all the evidence points to him having been left for six years.

A spokesman said: "He was running about on all fours and growling. They thought he was playing at first but the house is miles from anywhere and is little more than a ruin, and he was really dirty and naked, so they realised something was wrong.

"When they approached he growled and snarled and tried to bite them when they tried to pull him away from the old dog."

The boy, who has been named Andrei, does not know how to speak, and still smells his food like a dog before eating it.

Medical staff have also failed to persuade him to use a spoon, rather than guzzle the food down with his mouth.

It is not known if the dog was a family pet or a stray who found the boy.

Police are now searching for his parents, who could be charged with abuse, neglect and attempted murder.

Filed: 11:35 Wednesday 4th August 2004
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« Reply #56 on: August 4, 2004, 02:07:08 pm »
Portsmouth - Prosecutors dropped charges on Tuesday against a man who said he carried a sword into a shop because he is a druid.

In court in July Merlin Michael Williams, 26, said previous cases heard by the court had allowed druids the right to carry ceremonial swords, which are used to cast spells and create circles of safety.

Williams, of Westbourne in southern England, was arrested on July 9 after carrying his weapon while shopping at a store in Portsmouth. The sword was confiscated.

The Crown Prosecution Service said "it was deemed not to be in the public interest to continue with the case".

Williams, who wore his green and blue druid's robes at July's court appearance, said his sword, which he calls Talisen, has been returned.

He was happy to have it back "so I can continue with my duties as sword-bearer".

"I can understand how the misunderstanding happened with the police, but it was all a bit heavy-handed and they should have listened to my explanation," he said.

Williams is a member of the Insular Order of the Druids, which was founded in 1993 at Stonehenge, and is one of at least eight self-styled druid groups in Britain. - Sapa-AP



This article was originally published on page 2 of Cape Times on August 04, 2004

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« Reply #57 on: August 9, 2004, 09:52:59 am »
Romanian selling his penis

A Romanian man says he is decided to sell his penis because he needs money more than anything including having sex.

The 33-year-old man from Rovinari, Gorj county, who never met his parents, claims he needs financial support to take care of his younger brothers.

He said he doesn't really need his penis but knows somebody who does.

Constantin Dugulan told Gazeta de Sud newspaper: "I saw on TV that a doctor cut a patient's penis by mistake and I thought that man might be interested to buy mine. I am not sure this operation is possible but if it is I am ready to give up my penis for a better life."

The man said he was about to sell one of his kidneys and also an eye a few years ago but his client changed his mind.

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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2004, 10:43:17 am »
Free drink promotion has toilet twist

A pub in Argentina is offering free drinks to customers - until the first person goes to use the toilet.

The El Bosque pub in Quilmes offers free drinks to everyone over 18, reports the Las Ultimas Noticias.

Customers entering the pub is given an empty glass that can be refilled as many times as the person wants.

But the promotion ends when the first person in the pub uses the toilet.

When that happens, a set of red lights goes on, and then every one has to start paying for their drinks.

A pub manager said: "It is funny because the first person to use the toilet is always spotted and ends up being booed and cursed at."

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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2004, 11:20:18 am »
Kitten causes havoc on Belgian plane

A Belgian airline had to make an emergency landing after an aggressive kitten got into the cockpit.

The SN Brussels Airlines plane was on its way from the Belgian capital to Vienna when the kitten got out of its box in the cabin.

It had been taken on board by its female owner and got out of the box when a child wanted to stroke it.

Filed: 10:25 Tuesday 10th August 2004

Passengers on board the flight tried to catch the cat, but failed to alert cabin crew who were busy preparing meals in the kitchen.

When a stewardess brought meals to the cockpit, the kitten ran in and became aggressive when the co-pilot tried to catch it.

As a result, the captain decided to land the plane in Zaventem. SN Brussels Airlines said they're investigating the incident.
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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2004, 11:24:26 am »
August 10 2004 at 07:23AM 
 
Canberra - Australia's Olympic athletes aren't the only ones coming under anti-doping scrutiny.

So are its cows.

An unidentified farmer and his herd have been sent home in disgrace from an agricultural exhibition in tropical Queensland state for "suspicious acts" on the udder of one of the cows.

The bovine bust was made after judges at the Royal Queensland Show noticed that the cow's udder was unusually large.

Dairy detectives swooped on Monday and believe that an unidentified substance had been injected into the udder to make it look bigger.

"Police were called and stock squad inspectors were called on the night so they were all interviewed, the police are investigating it," exhibition spokesperson Vivian Edwards told Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio on Tuesday.

The cow was believed to be resting comfortably despite the ordeal.
 

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« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2004, 12:45:31 pm »
This was posted on the Mazda RX8 owners'club website last night,and got
distributed to other sites...

"Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple
of miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no
surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly
disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.

I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary
experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole
business side-splittingly funny.

His mate,whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round
the car,came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are
whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very
pleased.

Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time,he
calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public,in front
of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.

Plod get back in their car and drive off,with the copper who'd had a
look round my car laughing his head off.

And the moral of the story for the police is....


















Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before
breathalising
the guy in the right hand seat"

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« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2004, 02:03:45 pm »
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NEVER BUY THE SUN!
I NEVER NOTICED HIS NOSE TIL ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO,AND ME MOTHER ASKED ME BEFORE I LEFT FOR AMERICA IF I WANTED ANY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2004, 10:45:06 am »
STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.
 
Investigators say Grinds lived with a man named Herman Thomas, who says he tried to take care of her the best he could. He has told them he tried repeatedly to get her up, but simply couldn't. No charges have been filed, but officials are looking into negligence issues.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.

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« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2004, 11:31:35 am »
Footy fans would skip op to be at the match

One in four football fans say they would rather miss a vital operation than the first game of the season.

Fans polled said they would also skip the first day in a new job or their own wedding to be at the match.

More than 1,000 football fans voted in the poll held by Yahoo! Search to mark the start of the Premiership season.

Some 28% admitted they would forego a vital operation, 26% would miss a holiday, and a further 21% would not turn up to the first day of a new job.

A brave 16% admitted they would miss their own wedding rather than the big match, but only 4% said they would sacrifice their honeymoon.

Patrik Oqvist, from Yahoo! Search, said: "We all know Britain is mad about football, but for fans to admit they would rather miss their big wedding day than their team's opening game really does show how passionate they are."

Filed: 10:58 Friday 13th August 2004
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« Reply #65 on: August 17, 2004, 08:25:32 am »
Granny's design aims to vanquish VPL

August 16 2004 at 01:32PM 
 
Sydney - An Australian grandmother sick of having her knickers peek over the top of the latest low-cut trousers has designed a pair of backless briefs she predicted on Monday will take the market by storm.

"You'll never have to pull your knickers out again," 44-year-old Jan Digney said of her revolutionary design which rides neither up nor down buttock cheeks.

Caught out in November 2003 when a new pair of "hipsters" revealed a little too much of her underwear, Digney decided something had to be done.

"I asked my daughters and they said they wore micro-mini G-strings but sometimes they didn't wear anything at all," she confided to AFP.
 
"I was horrified. I didn't bring my daughters up like that."

So five months, 50 prototypes and AUS$300 000 (about R1,9-million) of savings later, the grandmother of two has come up with what she thinks is the perfect answer to VPL (visible panty line).

The "Pert Backless Brief", patented in 123 countries, features two adjustable bra-like straps which extend around each thigh, sit under the buttock cheek and come together at the gusset.

Despite appearances to the contrary, Digney said the briefs are extremely comfortable and are guaranteed not to fall down thanks to the adjustable straps.

"Even if you go on a diet you don't have to get a size smaller in your nickers, you just do the adjustment and everything's lovely" she said.

Launching the first batch of 35 000 only last week in colours that include black beauty and pink petal, Digney said the briefs were "generating a lot of curiosity". - Sapa-AFP

 

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« Reply #66 on: August 18, 2004, 12:37:24 pm »
Kidnapped Pregnant Tortoise Reunited With Family

POSTED: 10:06 am EDT August 17, 2004

KOKOMO, Ind. -- A pregnant tortoise missing for about a week was returned home unharmed in an Army duffel bag.

David and Brenda Morris said they discovered their 90-pound African Spur Thigh tortoise named Mother on their front porch Sunday in the city about 50 miles north of Indianapolis.

Mother had been missing since someone was seen about a week ago taking her from the couple's backyard. David Morris said the theft brought him to tears, comparing it to "waking up and finding your 13-year-old son or daughter missing from your home."

When she was found Sunday, Mother was hungry but otherwise safe, the owners said. After devouring a banana and an ear of corn, she was released into her backyard home, where she spent the night huddling with her mate, Flash, in a doghouse.

The duffel bag contained several other items, including a letter addressed to "Becky" from "Jeff," a black T-shirt, bubble gum and a certificate of authenticity for a collectible doll, the couple said.

The owners said they do not know who took the animal.

Mother is expected to lay an estimated 60 to 70 eggs in about two months.
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Swimmers gets snake shock

A man swimming near a Norwegian beach received a shock when a metre-long snake swam up his trunks.

Other swimmers swam for the shore after spotting the snake heading for Geir Røstad's trunks in the sea off Birkeland in Aust-Agder.

The VG newspaper says the man struggled with the grass snake for nearly half a minute.

He said: "I was standing out in the water when I suddenly felt something moving in my pants. First I thought it was rushes, but it was incredibly difficult to get out."

"When I finally got it out after half a minute I saw it was a snake. I dropped it pretty quickly."

Per Pethon, snake expert at Oslo's Museum of Natural History, said grass snakes are a type of water snake that like to swim and hunt in water and are common in southern Norway.

"It is completely harmless but relatively temperamental. Many people hold a viper by the tail. If you try that with a grass snake it will turn up and bite your hand," he said.

 
 

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Judge 'caught using penis pump'

A judge in America is reportedly facing the sack after using a penis pump while trying cases in court.

Donald Thompson, 57, was seen fumbling beneath his robes under his bench.

Witnesses claim they heard 'whooshing' noises, and a police officer said he saw the judge pumping a tube between his legs.

Court clerk Lisa Foster says Thompson's manouevrings meant she saw his penis at least 20 times.

The judge, who presides at Creek County Court in Oklahoma, said the gadget, used to extend the penis, was a 'gag gift' from a friend.

But the district attorney wants him sacked for his 'moral turpitude'.


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OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials says he will retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry resigning effective September 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said on Wednesday.


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Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers
By Rachel Nowak, Melbourne

Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.

The behaviour had disrupted the lives of the woman and her partner. At night while asleep, the middle-aged sleepwalker - who lives in Australia and cannot be identified for reasons of confidentiality - left her house and had sexual intercourse with strangers. The behaviour continued for several months and the woman had no memory of her nocturnal activities.

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem. On one occasion, her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in the sex act.

“Incredulity is the leading player in cases like this,” says Peter Buchanan, the sleep physician at the Woolcock Institute of Medical Research in Sydney, who handled the case. But a combination of factors convinced him that the case was a real sleepwalking phenomenon, including the distress of the couple, and an in-depth clinical evaluation.

Sleep talking

During that evaluation, the patient was assessed by psychiatrists, and checked for physical problems such as brain tumours, which may cause unusual behaviour. Neither of those examinations could find a cause.

However, she was found to have a history of talking in her sleep as a teenager and when monitored in the sleep laboratory, she was found to have a higher number of arousals from deep sleep than is usual. Both of these factors might indicate a susceptibility to abnormal sleep behaviour.

However, Roger Allen, a sleep specialist in private practice in Brisbane is sceptical. “Sex is a primal behaviour so it’s not impossible - men have erections in their sleep after all - but this case involved such complex behaviour it seems less likely.” He also points out that eliminating psychiatric conditions as a cause of the behaviour would be difficult.

Sleep driving

But there are some extraordinary cases of sleep walkers leaving their homes, driving cars, or engaging in behaviours that they would not usually. In 1987, Ken Parks, drove 23 kilometres from his home in Pickering, Ontario, to his in-laws house, where he strangled his father-in-law unconscious, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death. He was acquitted of murder because he was sleepwalking at the time.

“People in a state of automatism don’t have access to their full range of beliefs and desires, so it seems justifiable to excuse them,” says Neil Levy of the Centre for Applied Philosophy and Public Ethics at the University of Melbourne.

Sleepwalking is often triggered by stress, and this may have been the case with the Sydney woman, says Buchanan. She stopped her night-time excursions after psychiatric counselling. Drugs such as benzodiazepines, which are sometimes used to treat sleep walkers, were not necessary.

Any type of sleepwalking is rare. It occurs in around 3% of children and young adolescents, and about 0.5% of adults. Usually it involves little more than walking around in a fairly purposeful way while asleep, although sleepwalkers may lash out if awoken.

The results were presented at a sleep conference in Sydney on Friday.


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« Reply #70 on: October 21, 2004, 11:51:29 pm »

LONDON (Reuters) - Police sprang into operation after receiving an emergency '999' phone alert from a woman apparently in some distress -- only to discover it had accidentally been made by a couple having sex.


Officers in Durham became alarmed when the call came through to their headquarters in the middle of the night and all they could hear was what sounded like a woman crying with a man's voice in the background.


Police traced the number and rushed to the scene, where they found the embarrassed and dishevelled couple who explained they were "messing around".


"It happened while they were having sex. The woman had depressed with her foot the '9' button on the phone which happened to be on the floor," a Durham police spokesman said on Wednesday.


"It certainly put a smile on the faces on the police side -- we were just very relieved it wasn't a violent situation and that the couple were clearly getting on very well together."

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we were just very relieved it wasn't a violent situation and that the couple were clearly getting on very well together."

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BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungary has ordered food retailers to withdraw all products containing paprika, the fiery red spice that is an essential ingredient in the Hungarian national dish, goulash.


Health Minister Jeno Racz said government checks found paprika stored in public warehouses contained high levels of aflatoxin -- a toxic material that could potentially damage the human liver and the immune system and may cause cancer.


"This toxin can only be found in paprika coming from the tropics, which indicates that domestic producers illegally mixed imported and domestic products, and misled customers," Racz told a news conference on Wednesday after a weekly government meeting.


Checks showed concentrations of aflatoxin 10-15 times higher than permitted in some samples, Racz said.


He said it was unlikely that any of the tainted paprika had made it to retailers' shelves, but he asked consumers not to use paprika until the ministry collected more information.


The ban, effective as of Thursday, will make life hard for restaurants whose menus feature typical national dishes such as goulash, fish soup and various stews and sausages.


Paprika is a key ingredient in most Hungarian meat dishes.


"The menu will probably change," said the manager of a popular downtown Budapest restaurant.


"We are no magicians -- the food in which we needed paprika, for example stew-type dishes, must be taken off the menu.


"We usually have paprika stocks for one week, and probably other restaurants also work in a similar way," he added.


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The health ministry said on its website www.eszcsm.hu that banned products included powdered red paprika as well as instant soups and goulash cream sold in tubes.


The ministry said Hungarian producers bought paprika from abroad due to last year's small crop, and mixed it with their own product.


Racz said the imported paprika came from Latin America.


But he said aflatoxin would have harmful effects only if somebody ate half a kilo of red paprika in a week.


That roughly equals annual per capita consumption.


Internet portal www.index.hu, citing the national food safety office, said local producers used imported paprika to improve the colour of their products.

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« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2004, 10:46:38 am »
'Hold on to your wallets - we're flying over Liverpool'

A plane captain upset passengers by telling them to hang on to their wallets as they flew over Liverpool.

The captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen we are at 35,000ft. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool."

The Daily Mirror says passengers complained after the joke, halfway through a packed easyjet flight from Belfast to Stansted.

One said: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it is a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot... easyJet is meant to be a professional operation."

Another added: "People were shocked, easyJet should have more respect for its passengers."

The gaffe also backfired on the cheap flights company which has been running a campaign to help turn the city into a big tourist destination.

EasyJet said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

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« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2004, 03:06:35 pm »
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da voted worst song

The Beatles' 1968 song Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da has been voted the worst song ever in an online poll.

The track was on the band's White Album - which is often regarded as one of the best albums ever made reports BBC online.

It was rated as being worse than former footballer Paul Gascoigne's Fog On The Tyne in a Mars survey of 1,000 people.

In third place was Meat Loaf's 1993 hit I'll Do Anything For Love, while 5ive, Cliff Richard, Vanilla Ice and Steps were also in the top 10.

Three of the songs on the list are sung by footballers, including the 1987 song Diamond Lights by Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle.

Liverpool's Anfield Rap, featuring John Barnes, also makes the top 10.

Ian Edwards, lecturer at the Academy of Contemporary Music, said: "Admit it or not, most of these are songs that we liked when they first came out.

"That is the nature of pop music as a part of fashion. Songs are popular at the time, but times change and often this results in embarrassing additions to your record collections. It is interesting to note that they were nearly all hits."
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« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2004, 08:02:16 pm »
Doctor missed 45 stab wounds

A doctor called to the death bed of an 87-year-old man failed to notice he had been stabbed 45 times.

The doctor, who had several house calls to make, pronounced the cause of death as "old age".

The dead man's wife had called the doctor to their house in Riga, Latvia, but according to local media was "too shocked" to tell him what had happened.

The doctor presumed the octogenarian had died in his sleep without checking the body.

His mistake was only revealed when workers at a funeral parlour in the Latvian capital began to prepare the body for cremation and discovered 45 stab wounds.

Police are now questioning the unnamed couple's 33-year-old neighbour in connection with the murder.

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« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2004, 01:00:19 pm »
Dark side of blonde protest

Police say campaigners fighting for a ban on blonde jokes in Hungary turned violent in a protest outside a bar.

Hungary's Blonde Women's Movement marched on parliament to hand in a petition demanding MPs to outlaw blonde jokes.

Police have now revealed that they also staged a protest outside a bar called Blondy that turned to violence when staff tried to move them on.

Bar manager, Laszlo Bolyocki, said: "Our bar is a new one and we didn't want to cause any offence with the name.

"But when we tried to get rid of the protestors they turned violent, and threw cakes and eggs at the windows and urged their blonde sisters working here to go on strike."

Blonde Women's Movement founder Krisztina Timar, 29, said: "This bar was using dumb blonde jokes to promote itself.

"It's thanks to stunts like this that people look down on us - and we have much worse chances of getting a job."

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« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2004, 01:22:35 pm »
Milanese moggy hitches to Wales

An Italian cat ended up in Wales after hiding in the back of a lorry in Milan.

The six-month old kitten crawled beneath a lift door which was being transported across Europe.

Three days - and 1,000 miles - later, the cat landed at Global Lift Equipment's Flint factory, reports the Daily Post.

Cat lovers are now trying to raise the £1,500 needed to put Mario, as he's been nicknamed, in quarantine for six months.

Helen Roberts, Global Lift Equipment's operations director, said she was shocked to discover the stowaway.

"We've been transporting equipment for 10 years now and nothing like this has ever happened before. We were all very surprised," she added.

Mrs Roberts immediately contacted an animal rescue centre and a rescuer arrived within the hour.

Joy Pierce-Jones, of the Flintshire Wildlife and Pet Rescue Centre, said he appeared to be in good health but extremely hungry.

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« Reply #79 on: November 25, 2004, 11:38:58 am »
Room at the inn for Mary and Joseph

A hotel is offering any couple called Mary and Joseph a free night's stay over the Christmas period.

Travelodge bosses say they are trying to make up for the hotel industry not having any rooms left on Christmas Eve, all those years ago.

Sandy Leckie Manager at Covent Garden Travelodge said: "We are more than happy to welcome any Mary and Joseph couples into our hotel; it's definitely more comfortable than a stable. I just hope they don't bring their donkey!"

To claim their free night's stay Mary and Joseph couples have to prove their identity.

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