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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2000 on: March 15, 2018, 11:00:45 pm »
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2001 on: April 17, 2018, 02:16:56 pm »
I carry a prosthetic leg with me at all times. For mystery purposes. I don’t tell the lads why I have it, & let them marinate in their own curiosity. I just beat Wayne Rooney about the face and neck with it, then put him in a tumble dryer. Nobody swears at the Raj of Merseyside.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2002 on: April 17, 2018, 03:42:54 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on April 17, 2018, 02:16:56 pm
I carry a prosthetic leg with me at all times. For mystery purposes. I don’t tell the lads why I have it, & let them marinate in their own curiosity. I just beat Wayne Rooney about the face and neck with it, then put him in a tumble dryer. Nobody swears at the Raj of Merseyside.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2003 on: December 16, 2020, 05:17:05 pm »
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I woke up this morning and stared at my erection.

It was truly magnificent. As pulsating as an Aphex Twin deep cut, and as thick as a Kardashian’s hoop.

I knew immediately that today was going to be a good day.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2004 on: December 16, 2020, 05:31:55 pm »
Pint of wine for my Rawk brethren.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2005 on: December 16, 2020, 05:35:24 pm »
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2006 on: December 17, 2020, 09:41:23 am »
Quote from: Fromola on December 16, 2020, 05:35:24 pm
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2007 on: December 17, 2020, 09:58:29 am »
Quote from: Fromola on December 16, 2020, 05:35:24 pm
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?

Can't wait till Harry takes over at Sheffield United.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2008 on: December 17, 2020, 10:24:06 am »
Quote from: BarryCrocker on December 17, 2020, 09:58:29 am
Can't wait till Harry takes over at Sheffield United.

Harry Bassett or Redknapp ?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2009 on: December 17, 2020, 12:37:27 pm »
Quote from: RedSamba on December 16, 2020, 05:17:05 pm
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I woke up this morning and stared at my erection.

It was truly magnificent. As pulsating as an Aphex Twin deep cut, and as thick as a Kardashian’s hoop.

I knew immediately that today was going to be a good day.

For a moment I thought he was back 🤣
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2010 on: December 17, 2020, 01:18:13 pm »
Quote from: 12C on December 17, 2020, 12:37:27 pm
For a moment I thought he was back 🤣

He is momentarily - that was from yesterday
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2011 on: December 17, 2020, 02:56:02 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on December 17, 2020, 01:18:13 pm
He is momentarily - that was from yesterday

Must check I still follow him.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2012 on: December 17, 2020, 05:10:00 pm »
Sam Alardyce said he is "hungrier than ever"
Over to you Luke Shaw
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2013 on: January 4, 2021, 04:27:45 pm »


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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2014 on: January 4, 2021, 04:28:45 pm »
Love seeing Karma in action.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2015 on: January 4, 2021, 04:34:26 pm »
Quote from: Samie on January  4, 2021, 04:27:45 pm





Irony, schadenfreude, or just plain tough sh*t?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2016 on: January 4, 2021, 04:37:12 pm »
Maybe he can give honest British players a try, instead of giving out all these jobs to Macedonians
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2017 on: January 4, 2021, 04:44:09 pm »
I don’t like how you’re mixing Fat Sam with Not Fat Sam here
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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2018 on: January 4, 2021, 05:13:08 pm »
Quote from: Elf Lobotomised, Self Sodomised on January  4, 2021, 04:44:09 pm
I don’t like how you’re mixing Fat Sam with Not Fat Sam here

If Not Fat Sam falls over in the forest, does he drink a pint of whine?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2019 on: January 4, 2021, 06:45:52 pm »
Quote from: Samie on January  4, 2021, 04:27:45 pm




What did he think was going to happen, the fat twat???
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2020 on: January 4, 2021, 06:55:47 pm »
@TheBig_Sam

Kyle Walker thinks he's a sexual innovator, does he? Wait until he lets a Doberman eat a Chewit out of his asshole. Then he get step to me.
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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2021 on: January 4, 2021, 11:28:26 pm »
Quote from: Nobby Reserve on January  4, 2021, 04:34:26 pm

Irony, schadenfreude, or just plain tough sh*t?

For supporting the shitshow of Brexit, the fat ***t deserves relegation and worse.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2022 on: January 7, 2021, 08:17:39 pm »
He's signed the living legend Andy Lonergan.  8)
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2023 on: January 8, 2021, 09:33:18 am »
Only just seen this, I know he's from the area originally but that accent is definitely from the Joey Barton/Steve McLaren school of fitting in ;D

https://twitter.com/chris_kammy/status/1345316591630766081
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2024 on: January 10, 2021, 07:52:52 am »
Quote from: Snej on February 11, 2011, 12:47:10 pm
Delighted my old mate Roy Hodgson got the WBA job. Yet again he gets something I turned down. Like that slag with the limp in Malaga in 97.

Only joking, Hodgey. You're a gem of a man. 35 years experience, less than 10 sackings and a full head of hair. That's the CV of a winner.

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