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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2920 on: December 15, 2018, 11:28:59 pm »
Just thet thought I see my little one Fleur and she loves seeing me . She's a right little character. Playing hide and seek with her last week. I just sat there and put my coat over my head . She found me dead easy so I say to her . How come you found me so quick. She says ' I seen your boots '  .

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I can't honestly begin to explain how this makes me happy and I can't explain the love I have for her.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2921 on: December 16, 2018, 12:04:05 am »
No need to explain mate, she's your daughter that's how you're supposed to feel [emoji16]



It's boss innit.

Without going into one as Iam sure most of youse know what happened. It just feels like I can get on with my life again and enjoy fatherhood. Iam loving it.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2922 on: December 16, 2018, 10:33:06 am »
It's boss innit.

Without going into one as Iam sure most of youse know what happened. It just feels like I can get on with my life again and enjoy fatherhood. Iam loving it.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2923 on: December 16, 2018, 07:42:02 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2925 on: December 16, 2018, 09:35:27 pm »
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I can see the resemblance  ;D
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2926 on: December 17, 2018, 01:25:31 am »
Xherdan Shaqiri again.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2927 on: December 17, 2018, 08:55:37 am »
Christmas markets in remote German villages.

Small, less crowded and non-tourist prices.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2928 on: December 19, 2018, 12:44:38 pm »
when i get a good laugh out of something silly

someone on my facebook trying to get shot of a dvd of the film babe, they bought it on amazon not realizing its in italian
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2929 on: December 19, 2018, 01:30:32 pm »
when i get a good laugh out of something silly

someone on my facebook trying to get shot of a dvd of the film babe, they bought it on amazon not realizing its in italian
Mama Mia!!!!!  :duh
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2930 on: December 19, 2018, 02:21:00 pm »
when i get a good laugh out of something silly

someone on my facebook trying to get shot of a dvd of the film babe, they bought it on amazon not realizing its in italian

Put them in touch with Rushie.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2931 on: December 19, 2018, 04:25:41 pm »
when i get a good laugh out of something silly

someone on my facebook trying to get shot of a dvd of the film babe, they bought it on amazon not realizing its in italian

Speaking of something silly like this, i remember reading a story a few years ago someone buying a XBox One for Ł400[not sure if it was off Ebay or Amazon], ended up being delivered a photo of an XBox One instead, as he never read the description, as it was for a photo of an XBox One, not the actual console, soft twat demanded his money back. ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2932 on: December 19, 2018, 04:30:04 pm »
Speaking of something silly like this, i remember reading a story a few years ago someone buying a XBox One for Ł400[not sure if it was off Ebay or Amazon], ended up being delivered a photo of an XBox One instead, as he never read the description, as it was for a photo of an XBox One, not the actual console, soft twat demanded his money back. ;D
As they say, there's one born every minute.

What a fucking sap    :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2933 on: December 19, 2018, 04:31:14 pm »
Speaking of something silly like this, i remember reading a story a few years ago someone buying a XBox One for Ł400[not sure if it was off Ebay or Amazon], ended up being delivered a photo of an XBox One instead, as he never read the description, as it was for a photo of an XBox One, not the actual console, soft twat demanded his money back. ;D
think i remember that

friend of mine got an extra u2 ticket one time, he put it on ebay, sold it for a ridiculous amount but the guy then went ballistic, thought he was bidding for two tickets not one. me mate initially told the guy tough shit but ended up giving him some money back

funniest i ever saw was somebody buying a link for a fight, think it was when conor mcgregor fought floyd mayweather. the link he ended up getting was them fighting on a nintendo wii

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2934 on: December 19, 2018, 06:51:57 pm »
Richard Keys making himself look like an idiot again. ;D

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1075318120460500992

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2936 on: December 19, 2018, 07:50:09 pm »
Richard Keys making himself look like an idiot again. ;D

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1075318120460500992

This has made me realise that for some reason Richard Keys has blocked me on Twitter  :lmao

I have no idea why.  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2937 on: December 19, 2018, 09:01:49 pm »
This has made me realise that for some reason Richard Keys has blocked me on Twitter  :lmao

I have no idea why.  ;D



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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2938 on: December 19, 2018, 09:06:53 pm »


 ;)

Yeah I think he might have blocked me purely for retweeting that...  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2939 on: December 19, 2018, 09:16:17 pm »
Yeah I think he might have blocked me purely for retweeting that...  ;D

Didn't he block a load from his twitter after that? ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2940 on: December 20, 2018, 09:12:03 pm »
Woohoohooo!!!!!

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2941 on: December 20, 2018, 09:54:04 pm »
This picture I took of Gatwick airport this morning.


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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2942 on: December 20, 2018, 09:55:06 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2943 on: December 20, 2018, 09:56:23 pm »
^^^
 ;D ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2944 on: December 20, 2018, 11:57:47 pm »
Went through Gatwick Airport a couple of months ago, caught the bus from Redhill[Metrobus Surrey 100 Redhill-Crawley] then the train back to London, the bogs are posh, even in the place where you have a dump, there's a sink in every cubicle. :o ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2945 on: December 21, 2018, 12:18:32 am »
This picture I took of Gatwick airport this morning.


You should post this in “the best picture I’ve ever taken” thread. (Not sure if that was the exact title)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2946 on: December 21, 2018, 06:38:03 am »
21st December, get through January where i a'm[being an NFL fan helps as January is the playoff season ;)]then you've about 8 weeks before the clocks go forward
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2947 on: December 21, 2018, 09:11:17 am »
You should post this in “the best picture I’ve ever taken” thread. (Not sure if that was the exact title)

Cheers!
hahaa yeah do

its a brilliant picture anyway
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2948 on: December 21, 2018, 10:11:58 am »
You should post this in “the best picture I’ve ever taken” thread. (Not sure if that was the exact title)

Cheers!

hahaa yeah do

its a brilliant picture anyway


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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2949 on: December 21, 2018, 10:20:01 am »

hahaa I think its a great picture and yes i know you were taking the piss

the other reply they want you to post here for shits and giggles

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=108647.3880
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2950 on: December 21, 2018, 10:30:45 am »
Elmo

Ha ha ha

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2951 on: December 21, 2018, 10:45:04 am »
hahaa I think its a great picture and yes i know you were taking the piss

the other reply they want you to post here for shits and giggles

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=108647.3880

Haha it's hard to read tone on the internet.... genuinely wasn't sure if the two of actually thought it was my photo!  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2952 on: December 21, 2018, 10:47:42 am »
Haha it's hard to read tone on the internet.... genuinely wasn't sure if the two of actually thought it was my photo!  ;D
was wondering that when i posted. was too tired to explain. needed my costa coffee to kick in
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2953 on: December 23, 2018, 07:27:14 am »
Weekdays between Christmas & New Year, it's great when you go out in the mornings & there's very little traffic.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2954 on: December 24, 2018, 06:30:36 pm »
Waking up at 4am Christmas Day wanting to wake the kids up.....just wake up ya little ferrets and let the fun begin :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2955 on: December 25, 2018, 12:14:02 am »
Waking up at 4am Christmas Day wanting to wake the kids up.....just wake up ya little ferrets and let the fun begin :)


Reverse for me. Move have never got up that early Xmas morning,  probably 7am is the earliest,  but normally gone 8. I just feel relief I've managed to squeeze in 6 hour's kip (as I give praise to the powers of Calpol)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2956 on: December 25, 2018, 11:05:30 am »
Waking up at 4am Christmas Day wanting to wake the kids up.....just wake up ya little ferrets and let the fun begin :)

My two were giggling last night, obviously up to something. Eldest was awake at half 4, came into our room at 5, got sent back to bed, then the missus went and got him not long after 6, he'd been trying to wake his brother since 5 - next doors screeching kids woke him. They admitted they had tried to set the alarm on the tablet for 6 ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2957 on: December 25, 2018, 10:54:32 pm »
This picture I took of Gatwick airport this morning.



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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2958 on: December 25, 2018, 11:42:16 pm »
My two were giggling last night, obviously up to something. Eldest was awake at half 4, came into our room at 5, got sent back to bed, then the missus went and got him not long after 6, he'd been trying to wake his brother since 5 - next doors screeching kids woke him. They admitted they had tried to set the alarm on the tablet for 6 ;D

I got my dad like that as a kid one year - set his alarm for 4am as well as mine. He turned mine off, never checked his own :lmao

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #2959 on: December 26, 2018, 05:53:35 am »
When Christmas falls midweek,i love it when Christmas Day falls on a Tuesday or Wednesday, you then get Boxing Day on the Wednesday or Thursday, then your right into the weekend quite quickly.
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