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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25680 on: April 16, 2019, 10:43:59 pm »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25681 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:04 pm »
Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25682 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:54 pm »
Particularly enjoyed this on the Cafe

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I'm not going to blame Ole for anything but team selection, subs and tactics.

Reminiscent of that famous quote about the England cricket team back in the day.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25683 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:10 pm »
It's a rebuilding job now they're saying. Apparently spending what, 700 odd million since Ferguson retired doesn't count.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25684 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:51 pm »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25685 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:07 pm »
They need a result against city too now.

City could field 9 players and still beat United at present. They are a laughing stock.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25686 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:37 pm »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25687 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:41 pm »
Kind of weird how Fergie completely avoided anything inside club after he retired

Has a serious brain haemorrhage now he’s on the pitch before CL quarters talking to officials and coaching the manager

Kind of got that the wrong way round hasnt he ?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25688 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:47 pm »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.

They'll be paying off more managers than Everton soon at this rate ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25689 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:25 pm »
Goldbridge's reaction to Coutinho's goal :  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25690 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:37 pm »
They need a result against city too now.

Ive actually give up on that one

Especially after tonight. They’re a joke
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25691 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:27 pm »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wankoh
« Last Edit: April 16, 2019, 10:52:32 pm by Hymer Red »
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25692 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:31 pm »
The longer Pogba stays there the longer they will be crap, that lad is absolute poison.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25693 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:47 pm »
There was some right laughs tonight though wasn't there. Ashley Young trying a Cruyff turn, right there in the Nou Camp of all places, Messi robbing him, nuts on Fred, Messi's run and nuts on Phil Jones and Phil Jones head bandage.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25694 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:10 pm »
I will pull on that shirt for £150 million (one match only).  Got a long CV to prove how shit I am.

Err on second thoughts......NO.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25695 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:59 pm »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wanker
Now come on he dabbed before the game with headphones on

Are we just going to forget that?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25696 on: April 16, 2019, 10:53:49 pm »
It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

My point was that their dopey fans are changing their tune now it's not Mourinho in charge  :P

But, I don't think their squad is totally shit. Sure it isn't great, probably along with Arsenal the weakest out of the top 6. But a good coach, and a coach who, unlike Mourinho doesn't fall out with half the team and who doesn't coach cowardly football, would still be able to get a whole lot more out of a lot of them.

But that coach isn't Solskajaer.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25697 on: April 16, 2019, 10:53:59 pm »
Kind of weird how Fergie completely avoided anything inside club after he retired

Has a serious brain haemorrhage now he’s on the pitch before CL quarters talking to officials and coaching the manager

Kind of got that the wrong way round hasnt he ?

Let me start by saying it is great to see him fit and well again.
But Jesus, Solsjkaer really needs to grow a set and become the boss of that club if he is to have any future.
The harping back to the old days, trying to always be positive and talking about the United way is embarrassing. Its great like don't get me wrong

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25698 on: April 16, 2019, 10:54:39 pm »
Now come on he dabbed before the game with headphones on

Are we just going to forget that?

And the voice in the headphones was saying just a few more games and we are out of here
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25699 on: April 16, 2019, 10:55:52 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25700 on: April 16, 2019, 10:58:04 pm »
My point was that their dopey fans are changing their tune now it's not Mourinho in charge  :P

But, I don't think their squad is totally shit. Sure it isn't great, probably along with Arsenal the weakest out of the top 6. But a good coach, and a coach who, unlike Mourinho doesn't fall out with half the team and who doesn't coach cowardly football, would still be able to get a whole lot more out of a lot of them.

But that coach isn't Solskajaer.

I'm still in disbelief they never went all out for Pochettino. It was clear the team was on a bounce from not suffering from Mourinho's depressing style, they got away with absolute murder against PSG yet it was enough to secure Solskjaer the job.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25701 on: April 16, 2019, 10:58:05 pm »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

Most embarrassing of all was the push in the back from
Jones. Like a 5 year old at another boy who’d upset him

Then not 30 seconds later Mctominay did it
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25702 on: April 16, 2019, 10:59:34 pm »
#Olesatthewheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25703 on: April 16, 2019, 11:00:00 pm »
#Olesatthewheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25704 on: April 16, 2019, 11:00:38 pm »
#Olesatthewheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25705 on: April 16, 2019, 11:01:43 pm »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.
Facing a domestic rival in a derby, in the league is a way different prospect than facing Barcelona in the European Cup knockouts.

I mean look at this reasoning- people expect City to drop points against the likes of Palace, but not United.

It's going to be a different game amidst a tough run for City. United at least have more confidence that they can beat City and that's a good start.
Yeah, I also want to take the piss out of them, but City isn't Barcelona and this is going to be away for them.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25706 on: April 16, 2019, 11:01:49 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25707 on: April 16, 2019, 11:02:00 pm »
Either 2nd or 3rd in the world in player wages.  With their current plan how does spending more change anything? 

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25708 on: April 16, 2019, 11:05:41 pm »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25709 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:44 pm »
What a joke outfit .
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25710 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:48 pm »
Fuck me we need this shower to take something off City. I'm now resting my hopes on Burnley.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25711 on: April 16, 2019, 11:07:35 pm »
Fluking that result in Paris was the greatest thing this useless twat could have done for us. :D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25712 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:05 pm »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

Unfortunately, at that time we were playing our worst football of the season and they were somehow fluking results all over the gaff.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25713 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:17 pm »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it
Nah you're not the only one mate. For me he's always been just an expensive Puncheon. I can't understand our fans' drooling over him sometimes.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25714 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:17 pm »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

They got played off the park against Watford and West Ham at home in recent weeks. The only way Man City don't win that is if they beat themselves (or the ref helps them out).
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25715 on: April 16, 2019, 11:09:37 pm »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

City can drop points elsewhere, but there is a chance they can drop points at Old Trafford. United will want to keep their top four hopes alive.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25716 on: April 16, 2019, 11:11:15 pm »
Lads.

Lads.

Lads.

Calm down.

Ole improved them tonight. He had them do shooting practice this week and they got 3 shots on goal. Last time v Barca they got 0. So there you go. He's improving the side.

It takes time to rebuild. It took Fergie 7-8 years before they won a trophy. 24/7 sports coverage doesn't allow for patience anymore. Give Ole a contract extension. He needs time.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25717 on: April 16, 2019, 11:11:33 pm »
These aren't beating City. They are so bad on bad form to boot.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25718 on: April 16, 2019, 11:12:15 pm »
These aren't beating City. They are so bad on bad form to boot.

They don't need to beat City, a draw would be fine.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25719 on: April 16, 2019, 11:12:31 pm »
When he got the contract I predicted he'd be gone in 2 years. Now I don't think he'll make it til next Christmas.

No shame in losing to Barca, but they are a nothing team. No quality, no spirit and no hope.