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Has anyone got COVID-19 or suspect they do?
Ciara (with a capital "C"):
Has anyone here been diagnosed with the virus?
Anyone think they have it or similar symptoms and are self-isolating?
Anyone been tested for it and got a negative result?
Interested to hear from people who have it or have symptoms and what their illness/recovery is like.
CHOPPER:
I haven't got it yet, however, my anus is pristine with the amount of wiping I'm doing.
I'll update you if I get a persistent cough, a rise in body temperature or have a drop in anus quality. :thumbup
kesey:
--- Quote from: CHOPPER on March 14, 2020, 01:11:18 pm ---I haven't got it yet, however, my anus is pristine with the amount of wiping I'm doing.
I'll update you if I get a persistent cough, a rise in body temperature or have a drop in anus quality. :thumbup
--- End quote ---
Baby wipes is the way forward.
I remember our kid buying cucumber scented ones by mistake once. He comes out the bog saying. ' Fuckin ell . I only went for a shit and now me arse smells like a salad ' .
;D
John C:
The emergence of Spring and the welcoming of a pleasant, dry Saturday seems so much better knowing ar CHOPs is healthy with a clean, functioning arse.
Oddly I know the very first person in Liverpool who contracted this.
Stay safe everyone.
Red Viper:
I have alot of the symptoms but suspect my headache, fatigue and body aches may have more to do with the large amounts of ale I had last night rather than Covid-19. ;D
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