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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #120 on: October 21, 2010, 06:21:06 pm »
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #121 on: October 21, 2010, 09:25:36 pm »
Oct 2010 - Charged with assaulting a former girlfriend and claimed it was self defence (His 6ft 3inch frame versus her 5ft nothing frame)

I think i'd rather fight him than her :-X

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #122 on: October 21, 2010, 09:29:57 pm »
this is her
Is that Sonia off Eastenders?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #123 on: October 22, 2010, 01:24:02 pm »
Is that Sonia off Eastenders?
no but if i was on the money he's on i would be looking at something better than her. looks a bit rough to me.      http://www.starnow.co.uk/lauriehenderson

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #124 on: October 22, 2010, 01:33:09 pm »
no but if i was on the money he's on i would be looking at something better than her. looks a bit rough to me.      http://www.starnow.co.uk/lauriehenderson

She must be lying on that CV. Lives in Newcastle and claims to speak UK English.

They are some really atrocious pictures.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #125 on: October 22, 2010, 01:39:21 pm »
She must be lying on that CV. Lives in Newcastle and claims to speak UK English.

They are some really atrocious pictures.

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Made me laugh , you couldn't make this up.   Looks like pics taken using a moby.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #126 on: October 22, 2010, 09:55:08 pm »
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #127 on: October 22, 2010, 10:16:57 pm »
looks a bit rough to me.      http://www.starnow.co.uk/lauriehenderson
A bit rough?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #128 on: October 25, 2010, 12:57:51 pm »
pleaded guilty to common assault and fined £1000. how will he cope?  ::)

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #129 on: November 1, 2010, 11:53:09 am »
Bump

shouldve had another yday
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #130 on: November 1, 2010, 12:15:14 pm »
Meh! he needs to move over it's shola ameobi time!
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #131 on: November 1, 2010, 12:18:59 pm »
Key to Newcastle yesterday. Really does look like a nightmarish player to face.
You could open a door with him, he's such a knob.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #132 on: November 13, 2010, 11:56:10 am »
weekly carroll bump

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #133 on: November 13, 2010, 02:49:52 pm »
Quality headed goal on Wednesday, hoping for a few more this afternoon.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #134 on: November 13, 2010, 02:52:40 pm »
no but if i was on the money he's on i would be looking at something better than her. looks a bit rough to me.      http://www.starnow.co.uk/lauriehenderson

Can guess why she hangs about railway lines so often.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #135 on: November 13, 2010, 04:55:56 pm »
Had a very good game today, only thing missing was a goal. Which he wasn't too far away from.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #136 on: November 13, 2010, 04:57:52 pm »
Heard he volleyed one just wide pretty late on? Not an England fan at all but if he gets called up i'll root for them more than I would originally.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #137 on: November 14, 2010, 02:33:47 pm »
Heard he volleyed one just wide pretty late on? Not an England fan at all but if he gets called up i'll root for them more than I would originally.

He has been called up. Apparently struggling for fitness though.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #138 on: November 16, 2010, 12:26:49 pm »
starting for england tomorrow. henderson aswell.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #139 on: November 16, 2010, 07:58:13 pm »
Why doesn't he have a thread already? Big, strong, a bit of pace, prolific goalscorer, and he's only 21.



He has UEFA cup experience and scored his first senior goal past Buffon - just put the marker down for the rest of his career really?

He's Newcastle's number 9, their answer to our Fernando... i'll be the first to predict that he will score more goals than Torres this season - no shame in that. Also think he willbe England's main striker at the next WC.

Discuss.

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isrite andy lad!
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #140 on: November 20, 2010, 11:17:55 pm »
another well taken goal

woop
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #141 on: November 20, 2010, 11:41:26 pm »
another well taken goal

woop

Could've had more on another day too. Played decent first half, pretty well second half. He's getting better and better every game.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #142 on: November 21, 2010, 12:24:12 am »
I like Andy Carroll. Really like Andy Carroll. I keep remembering his goal v Villa I think in the season when they went down, in the months of April or may and he belted in one of the greatest headers I've ever seen. He was a total unknown then (to me anyway) but shit me that was a beautiful header. I mean... it was definitive in how to attack a ball in the air. I haven't seen a better header than that in years.

Nutjob obviously and that's no problem to me, let's just hope it doesn't overspill into Barton territory, but he's an angel in the air.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #143 on: November 21, 2010, 05:09:05 am »
Really looks a player. When Ive seen Newcastle this season they've played some good football, heading in the right direction I think.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #144 on: November 21, 2010, 11:34:04 am »
I like Andy Carroll. Really like Andy Carroll. I keep remembering his goal v Villa I think in the season when they went down, in the months of April or may and he belted in one of the greatest headers I've ever seen. He was a total unknown then (to me anyway) but shit me that was a beautiful header. I mean... it was definitive in how to attack a ball in the air. I haven't seen a better header than that in years.

Nutjob obviously and that's no problem to me, let's just hope it doesn't overspill into Barton territory, but he's an angel in the air.

Stoke I think you mean mate. Third goal in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMsXI1hK1Bo

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #145 on: November 21, 2010, 11:44:04 am »
So how many goals does he have so far this season and how many does our Nando have ?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #146 on: November 21, 2010, 11:46:37 am »
Really looks a player. When Ive seen Newcastle this season they've played some good football, heading in the right direction I think.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #147 on: November 21, 2010, 11:47:48 am »
I am made up for Hughton to be honest, he was in a terrible position for ages and no one wanted him, but he stuck at it and he is coming good.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #148 on: November 21, 2010, 11:56:47 am »
Aye, top scorer in the league at the minute. I said myself I thought he'd only end up with 9, and I'm a big fan of his haah! Wonder how many he gets.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #149 on: November 21, 2010, 12:50:30 pm »
Sign him up John Henry.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #150 on: November 21, 2010, 03:58:55 pm »
Sign him up John Henry.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #151 on: November 21, 2010, 05:48:12 pm »
Is there any chance we could get him?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #152 on: November 21, 2010, 07:10:51 pm »
Can you shite
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #153 on: December 13, 2010, 09:55:02 pm »
MONTHLY BUMP

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #154 on: December 13, 2010, 10:06:24 pm »
What's Torres vs Carroll looking like? scouser4eva panicking yet or still confident?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #155 on: December 14, 2010, 11:43:52 am »
Plenty of time left for the inevitable comedy circus act up at St James park yet.

was this foresight into the future regarding us?!

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #156 on: December 14, 2010, 12:59:00 pm »
will end up at chelsea once drogba moves on.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #157 on: January 7, 2011, 11:35:25 pm »

Carroll injured in six-hour, 30 Jagerbomb bender

Published 23:00 07/01/11
By Jeremy Armstrong

England soccer star Andy Carroll was left in agony after a drunken fall from a casino bar stool at 5am, it was claimed yesterday.

Carroll, 22, had just ordered 30 “Jagerbombs” – a potent mix of spirit Jagermeister and Red Bull energy drink – for himself and 15 pals.

Next day the £20million striker’s club, Newcastle United, announced that a thigh injury would rule him out of at least three games.

The Geordie – who picked up an injury in United’s match against Spurs on December 28 – was on a six-hour bender until 6.30am on December 30 at Aspers Casino in Newcastle.

As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters and around SIX bottles of Peroni.

Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, “like a meerkat”.

He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain.

But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony.

Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool.

Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury.

Carroll apparently reported his injury after the Spurs game. But it was decided not to make that injury public until it had been properly assessed.

That assessment was done on December 29, before Carroll went to the casino. The club doctor has examined Carroll regularly since then and a source close to the player said the doctor would dispute the injury being made worse. But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: “I could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered.

“When I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldn’t believe it. I knew how it really happened.”

Carroll, who has just signed a new, £27,000-a-week, five-year contract, has been a regular at Aspers this season.

Carroll was with United captain Kevin Nolan at Aspers after the Toon’s 5-1 win over Sunderland in November.

He went on another huge bender on December 7 – the day after manager Chris Hughton was sacked.

Carroll is currently on a “mid season” break in Dubai and due back this week. He will take a fitness test on Thursday to see if he will be fit for next weekend’s match against Sunderland.

Newcastle United declined to comment on the incident last night.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #158 on: January 7, 2011, 11:39:47 pm »
Jagermeister's are just about drinkable but when mixed with Red Bull, they are awful.

To think, he probably will jump at the chance to join Spurs. All those bars in London..

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #159 on: January 7, 2011, 11:52:24 pm »
What a knob. Was Kevin Nolan not chaperoning him?
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