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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #160 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:04 pm »
Can't believe we started with old man Milner in the middle, dropped Mane, look weak in midfield and fucking hell is that Matip missing as well? Would snap your hand off for a draw mate.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #161 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:09 pm »
They were so, so bad.  When Mane came on he was playing at twice the speed of the rest of the team because he was so desperate to get in on the party.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #162 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:14 pm »
How fucking delightful!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #163 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:14 pm »
Remember that time United beat us 5-0 at home?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #164 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:17 pm »

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #165 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:19 pm »
where are those fucking pre-game bedwetters. Great performance, disappointed in the injuries and that we didn't try to score more
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #166 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:20 pm »
Very happy to say I got that completely wrong.

 A brilliant performance and result, marred only by injuries to Milner and Keita.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #167 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:23 pm »
Different class. 0-5 in second gear.

Knew they’d get dirty. Hope Naby’s okay.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #168 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:26 pm »
Would have probably taken it before the game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #169 on: October 24, 2021, 06:29:42 pm »
Absolutely one of the greatest days. Amazing side we have.

We’re so lucky to be seeing these players right now. Fingers crossed Naby is ok, that has taken some gloss off.

Can someone make a gif of the bit where the cameras went from Fergie looking miserable as fuck to King Kenny laughing his arse off.

Magical times
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #170 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:03 pm »
A result of no surprises, really. That was coming from a long, long time ago. We could all see it. Sky and Rat Boy couldn't.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #171 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:11 pm »



That moment was the cherry on the icing on the cake, expecting a gif soon.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #172 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:14 pm »
Think this thread might be a big one. wow.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #173 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:16 pm »
That was beautiful. It doesn’t get much better.

Keita injury the obvious downside, fingers crossed it’s not that bad. He had a brilliant game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #174 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:18 pm »
That feels good. Made them pay. Simple as that. We were absolutely clinical. At the end they were abysmal and that was before Pogba got sent off.

Never been so comfortable for a 2nd half in a United game. Not sure who were our better players as it was all a bit of a blur. Just excellent all round and extremely professional.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #175 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:26 pm »
Dirty rats. Nasty supporters.

What a result.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #176 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:28 pm »
That new kit is a classic already
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #177 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:32 pm »
Get in, have that you twats.

Fuming it was only 5 to be honest. Should have put a couple more past them after they went down to 10.

Great day though. Up the manc demolishing reds.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #178 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:35 pm »
Hahaha. Easiest trip to OT ever.

Ref should’ve sent off the rapist as soon as their petulance began to show, they could’ve had another two red cards and we could’ve scored 10 if we weren’t focused on saving energy from an hour in.

But you can’t complain at a 5-0 win against them.

Aye that's about it.  Could have gone for ten,  picked the sensible option of playing the game out.

One of the best days ever, certainly wasn't expecting this, more like a comfortable 2-0.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #179 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:37 pm »
Delighted. I said in the pre-match thread that we would hammer them and then the boos would ring out and they’d turn on their manager. The club is toxic and miles behind us. Farewell Ole, it’s been so much fun.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #180 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:44 pm »
I rather enjoyed that.  Five nil at the Theatre of Dregs.  Wunderbar!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #181 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:44 pm »
Hope Keita is ok

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #182 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:51 pm »
Ronaldo’s goal being disallowed was hilarious. Well, everything bar their petulant injuring of our players was hilarious.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #183 on: October 24, 2021, 06:30:58 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #184 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:19 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #185 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:31 pm »
That new kit is a classic already
Instant. Think I might wear it and have a wank during MoTD later.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #187 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:34 pm »
Loved the bit when they showed Fergie with a face like a slapped arse and then Kenny with a massive smile

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #188 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:48 pm »
The referee let too much go today, it meant an injury was inevitable as there were early sign United were losing their control. It's really annoying the way the referees are using this new let it flow ruling.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #189 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:49 pm »


Best pic of the game :lmao

We absolutely bossed it, such a commanding performance. Really hope it's not too bad for Naby, he was just getting going again. Our midfielders are dropping like flies at the moment.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #190 on: October 24, 2021, 06:31:57 pm »
Just a shame we took pity on them :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #191 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:00 pm »
Brilliant, just brilliant. :scarf :wellin :wellin :wellin
Absolute masterclass from Jurgen today, Konate was an inspired pick.
Fingers crossed for Milner and Naby🤞

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #192 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:04 pm »
Fucking shite them. Hope Nabys ok, the only stain on an otherwise masterpiece of a performance.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #193 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:12 pm »
Does life get much better than this?
Has Steven Gerrard scored a goal even more important than the one he got against Olympiakos - Is this the start of something BIG?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #194 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:14 pm »
Get in. Will go down in memory for some time, just like the 4-1 back in 2009.

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Worried about the injuries to Keita/Milner/Fabinho. Leaves us short in midfield no?


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #195 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:26 pm »
The Naby injury by that disgusting overrated prima donna really took the shine off of what was one of the best performances I have ever seen from a Liverpool side. We've absolutely destroyed them in every facet of the game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #196 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:33 pm »
Oh My.

What a team, total control.
Shame we didn't score more - but Jurgen was shouting I want a clean sheet part way through the half, so can't complain with 5!

Some shithouse tackles from Pogba, Fernandes and Wan-Bisakka.
Hope Naby is ok.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #197 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:34 pm »
Absolutely battered, what a shambles of a club they are. That c*nt Pogba is an absolute fucking weapon, thank fuck for VAR.

60 minutes on we were playing rondo for the rest of the game

I hope Naby is OK, doesn't look great though.

0-5 two away games on the bounce.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #198 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:34 pm »
Instant. Think I might wear it and have a wank during MoTD later.

Me too, except for the match of the day bit.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #199 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:47 pm »
That new kit is a classic already

Please, please, please can we drop that wretched yellow kit now?
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