Topic: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

[Wool]

Lmaooooooooo

[palimpsest]

We did destroy them.

Absolutely. And kept a clean sheet. And conserved our energy. And prevented further injuries.

[Wabaloolah]

that was awesome camera work to be fair, it couldn't have been better timed

[Thepooloflife]

What a performance from the boys - blew them away ! Also shows how nasty they can be, with Pogba and Ronaldo......hope Milner and Naby will be ok.

[wampa1]

We should of gone for more goals. They were 10 men with 30 mins left. You will never get a better chance to destroy and humiliate them. Not that 0-5 is not humiliation in itself. I know its greedy but when will we get a better chance to destroy them.   

There was a shot of Klopp mouthing clean sheet which is when we took the foot off the gas.

[bradders1011]

I'm so, so happy.

[Filler.]

Champagne moment was Ronaldo kicking the ball into Jones.Loved that.

[Oldmanmick]

We're starting to upgrade from 3 goals a game to 5 now. Which is nice.

[Red Beret]

They should’ve had At least 3 sent off

If one of those yellows in the first half had been a red, then maybe it might have sobered the Utd lot up and they play a more conservative game. Instead they're indulged with yellows and they continue to plough into our lads unchecked.

I love this result, but I'd gladly have traded it for a three nil and no injuries. (I'm being a misery guts, I know, apologies everyone.)

[bogrollsbike]

Only dogs can hear Gary Neville at this point.

[duvva 💅]

It's good that we manage to boost our goal difference in consecutive weekends when playing these bad teams away from home.

Exactly we have two difficult games now against half decent teams in Brighton and West Ham, so good to have the points in the bag

[Ma Vie en Rouge]

We should of gone for more goals. They were 10 men with 30 mins left. You will never get a better chance to destroy and humiliate them. Not that 0-5 is not humiliation in itself. I know its greedy but when will we get a better chance to destroy them.   

We did destroy them. Without needing top gear. Glorious.

[Zeb]

"No goals is a way of life."

Pass the marshmallows.

[Pie Eyed]

Absolutely beautiful result.

And to make it even better - Whilst I didn't know him like a lot of you, I went downstairs for a drink at full time and heard "Shine on you crazy diamond" on the radio.  This one's for you Carl/Sir Harvest Fields.

Only 2 minor disappointments for me:
1. We didn't score after they went down to 10 men
2. We "only" won the second half 1-0

But then I'm greedy like that. 

[Guz-kop]

The fucking reds. We might never see the like again. Brilliant

[Gnurglan]

5-0!
Well, that was some performance! Incredible credit to the team, Klopp and staff for this. This is a result we will remember for a very long time. This team is very, very, very good. What can you say about Salah? 3+1. What a player he is.

Perfect way to end a weekend.

 

[Dave D]

Ooooh a sexy rhombus by man utd. Quality

[Nick110581]

That Henderson pass is unreal

[AndyMuller]

That Henderson pass is unreal

Yes it was.

[Macphisto80]

Neville picked United to finish above us a couple months ago.

Let that sink in.

Absolute fraud of a man.

[Cruiser]

'sshhh, when the ball comes, kick it'

[AndyInVA]

Incredible result. Incredible game. Total destruction. Team is in incredible form.

[AndyInVA]

Luke Shaw is so over rated. He’s nowhere near as good as Robertson

[oldfordie]

 
Superb, I don't think ive ever seen such total domination all over the field by either team in decades of watching this match. never in doubt. brilliant.

got the impression the team were worried about getting taken out of the game with all the nasty tackles flying in from utd, so they sat back and kept out of trouble playing open procession.

[RedSamba]

Neville picked United to finish above us a couple months ago.

Let that sink in.

Absolute fraud of a man.

they are more than capable of doing that if they stick with Ole 

[unknownuser]

Always love beating these but to thrash them at the toilet is simply sweet. Up the fucking reds.

[Kekule]

“Obviously I’m here because I have to be here”. Harry Maguire in his post match interview. Great leadership qualities.

[Nick110581]

Maguire 😂

[rowan_d]

Imagine if we'd needed to bolster our goal difference rather than staying fit.

[abetts]

That Henderson pass...Gerrard versus Fulham, think it was Sturridge who finished.

[gemofabird]

"I'm not here to analyse the game".

Haha, what the feck you here for, ya plank

[Funky_Gibbons]

Ha ha Maguire has come out to apologise

[Nick110581]

Tying himself in knots here

[Wengerpresser101]

Neville's way of lyffff was hilarious. Rivals Guardiola's Twicee.

[Dave D]

We absolutely destroyed them didn't we. That was easy, too easy.

I haven't heard neville screeching this high since he tried to get the league cancelled when we were 25 points in the lead.

What an evening. Bring on the shitposting.

[Son of Spion]

Well that was a beautiful, comprehensive, exquisite demolition and humiliation of the Mancs on their own patch.

The Liver Bird stands tall tonight. Thank you Jürgen. Thank you Liverpool FC.

[Medellin]

According to Harry McGuire that wasn't embarrassing.

[Armand9]

from what i saw of carra on the post match (stream died eventually unfortunately) im sure he's trying to keep ole in a job putting all the onus on the players

[Nick110581]

Neville is one contradiction after another here.