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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #240 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:08 pm »
fook me, what a great day this is...

What time is it?

5 past united ;)
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #241 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:16 pm »
The only way United could stop Liverpool from scoring was to conspire to go down to 10 men! ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #242 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:16 pm »
Hope Naby will be okay. Other than that:  :lmao :lmao  ;D  ;D  :scarf :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #243 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:25 pm »
:lmao
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #244 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:31 pm »
I had my first grandson born this morning. Could a day get any better?
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #245 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:34 pm »
Incredible game, incredible result. Hope Naby is not too badly hurt. The 2nd half was so comfortableit was boring. Disdainful dismissal of the Manc's, as if saying you lot are not worth the effort.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #246 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:35 pm »



That right there is my highlight of the whole game.  The second half reminded me of the simpsons episode where the players were allowed to pass to each other without challenge. I get begging us to score more and rub it in more. The were humiliated that thay had nothing else to do then injure our player Naby. God I love this team and manager.   

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #248 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:38 pm »

Almost the perfect day. Let’s hope Naby just has bruising and not a break. Pogba is an absolute fraud of a player.

Perfectly happy with the second half containment and clean sheet. Complete performance.

Thought Konate was fabulous today and Virg is getting sharper. Mo, best player in the world.

Now desperately thin in midfield and just have Hendo, Jones, Ox left. No way do we let Fab go off to Brazil after Brighton.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #249 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:39 pm »
Well done the lads. Brilliant. Every one of ‘em!
Taylor needs kicking out of the league after that.

Fernandez lucky not sent off for a shithouse tackle.
Pogba is a bully and a thug end of.
As for the other lazy bugger Ronaldo, he needs a blue mobility badge on his shirt, he is so lazy.
They shit themselves when he assaulted Jone and the team actually piled in.
Wonder what Robbo called Christyarnoh
They should’ve had Atleast 3 sent off

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #250 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:40 pm »
Sweet holy hell, that was an utterly supreme performance from our boys. I fully expected another struggle. But holy shit, our lads wiped the floor with them from the first minute to the last. Just one lapse in defending that led to Ronaldo's (chalked off) goal and that was it. I have never seen Liverpool dismantle Man U like that at the Old Trafford and I'm old.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #251 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:43 pm »
I think I see Harry Maguire there passing the red kiosk.
Nah, his head would stick out more.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #252 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:44 pm »
Did I imagine it, or when Ronaldo scored his disallowed goal, did Anthony Taylor make an action like he was going to run into the net to get the ball to get it back on the centre spot as quickly as possible??
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #253 on: October 24, 2021, 06:37:09 pm »
I can't believe we took it so easy on them in the second half. Klopp Out!

We've been threatening to do that to them since Jürgen arrived. Breathe it, drink it, eat it in.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #255 on: October 24, 2021, 06:37:34 pm »
https://giphy.com/gifs/Am1SGdIkDPDccHKcpZ

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #256 on: October 24, 2021, 06:37:43 pm »
There was a moment about 70 mins in where Hendo got the ball in their half and he must have just dawdled about walking it back towards our half, turning like the QE2, and then picking his pass and not a single Utd player even tried to get close to him - today wasn't simply a thrashing but it was a breaking of their spirit as well and that is almost as fun to be honest.

I honestly don't blame some of their fans leaving at half time - their team didn't show up so why should they. That said, I would never imagine any of our fans jibbing it off at half time and I know I wouldn't, but I can understand the mentality of it in this instance

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #257 on: October 24, 2021, 06:37:50 pm »
:lmao :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #259 on: October 24, 2021, 06:38:49 pm »
Glorious!...Dreamed of a game like this for years..no...decades!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #260 on: October 24, 2021, 06:38:58 pm »
They got off lightly at 5-0.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #261 on: October 24, 2021, 06:38:58 pm »
Literal LOL moment, brilliant to see

Gif here but no idea how to post

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #262 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:04 pm »


He's going to take the absolute piss out of Ferguson during the next few days! ;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #263 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:09 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #264 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:13 pm »
Unbelievable.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #265 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:24 pm »
Did they just say Salah is the first opposition player to score a hat trick at Old Trafford in the premier league era?

That's mad.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #266 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:50 pm »


Up there with the Everton “fuuuuucccckk” gif.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #267 on: October 24, 2021, 06:39:54 pm »
Did anyone else revel in Tyler's and Neville's commentarial agony?

You could tell by the tone of their voices they just wanted it to end after 30 minutes

Neville in particular was tying himself in knots trying to save his pal Ole

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #269 on: October 24, 2021, 06:40:04 pm »
Did they just say Salah is the first opposition player to score a hat trick at Old Trafford in the premier league era?

That's mad.

They did.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #270 on: October 24, 2021, 06:40:18 pm »



Bloody hell, Kenny needs to have a chat with Jurgen's dentist. :D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #271 on: October 24, 2021, 06:40:26 pm »
I had my first grandson born this morning. Could a day get any better?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #272 on: October 24, 2021, 06:40:42 pm »
Wish we really went for it but great result. Absolutely fuming with the tackle on Naby, he was brilliant and puts a big downer on what should be a joyous mood after that thrashing.

Konate quietly looked very impressive and Salah, words don't do justice for the man.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #273 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:01 pm »
Hopefully Keita is ok. What a tit Pogba is.

Thought we should have kept going and put 7/8 in.. oh well, was a nice break for the last half hour.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #274 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:08 pm »
Not much social distancing in that Sky studio.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #275 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:11 pm »
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Just wish Milner and Keita quick recoveries.

Everyone was great to be honest, few missteps here and there but we absolutely humiliated them at 70%.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #276 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:15 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #277 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:17 pm »
I had my first grandson born this morning. Could a day get any better?


Congrats

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #278 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:29 pm »
Any goal highlights please?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #279 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:33 pm »
They did.

Another record.
Amazing stat that.
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