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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6280 on: January 23, 2022, 08:31:10 pm »
That should go down as one of the all time great Premier League performances, and you can include outfield players in that.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6281 on: January 23, 2022, 08:36:12 pm »
An incredible game today. The save, when he nearly bashed himself against the post, was a gem

Nearly?  Proper got a whack. I was worried for the shoulder for a second!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6282 on: January 23, 2022, 09:44:15 pm »
With some messy hair.
take that back!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6283 on: January 23, 2022, 09:45:24 pm »
Invaluable.  Best keeper in the world.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6284 on: January 23, 2022, 09:50:17 pm »
He looked majestic out there.  Played well too. 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6285 on: January 23, 2022, 10:18:42 pm »
Can't believe how quickly he got to ground from the Eduoard back heel. Think most keepers would have beaten by that.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6286 on: January 23, 2022, 10:30:54 pm »
He looked majestic out there.  Played well too.

God like

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6287 on: January 23, 2022, 11:34:56 pm »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6288 on: January 24, 2022, 12:27:23 am »
Yeah, that black outfit color matching his messy hair fuller beard thing he debuted today, thats just torn it. Its a level up. You could hang Emre Can upside down from a bait hook and the girls wouldn't even notice. Gabriel Marquez had one of his characters cause "a panic of curiosity amongst the women". apt i would say.  And then he flys and moves faster than the speed of light just for kicks, effortlessly.

Its all over for the ladies now. Swooning is the only option. This threads gonna be tough to navigate for some time to come.

so to speak.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6289 on: January 24, 2022, 01:57:24 am »
Just super. I don't think anyone is as good as him when it comes to 1vs1 situations.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6290 on: January 24, 2022, 03:28:26 am »


Best dressed goalkeeper in football. With the best hair.

You know if you dress well you do better in tests? They have studies to prove it, apparently.

It took a 2 on 1 to finally beat him.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6291 on: January 24, 2022, 05:02:32 am »
The funny thing clean sheets is a major measure for keepers, but that would have totally missed Ali's heroic performance against Palace. He was a brick wall. We could have easily seen ourselves on a losing end had their three quite decent shots got in.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6292 on: January 24, 2022, 06:02:43 am »
Phenomenal hair and keeping skills.   What a man.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6293 on: January 24, 2022, 09:43:18 am »
Yeah, that black outfit color matching his messy hair fuller beard thing he debuted today, thats just torn it. Its a level up. You could hang Emre Can upside down from a bait hook and the girls wouldn't even notice. Gabriel Marquez had one of his characters cause "a panic of curiosity amongst the women". apt i would say.  And then he flys and moves faster than the speed of light just for kicks, effortlessly.

Its all over for the ladies now. Swooning is the only option. This threads gonna be tough to navigate for some time to come.

so to speak.



It's funny seeing all the men swooning over Alisson in his current state, you obviously all go for the rough and ready look! Speaking as a woman, I think he looks an absolute mess right now! Get your hair cut man ffs!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6294 on: January 24, 2022, 12:33:50 pm »
Can't believe how quickly he got to ground from the Eduoard back heel. Think most keepers would have beaten by that.
That was my thought - replay showed how low he was squatting, getting a good view of the ball and anticipating the backheel. His positioning and preparation is unreal.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6296 on: January 24, 2022, 12:39:56 pm »
MOTM yesterday

Our best keeper since Ray Clemence ! 

Hopefully we can bring home some of the trophies this season - like the League CUp with Keepers like Alisson in our team - although I believe Kelleher will between the sticks on 27 FEb. Alisson on the bench.

SO then one of the other 3 needs to be won to honour Alisson efforts this season 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6297 on: January 24, 2022, 12:42:17 pm »
It's funny seeing all the men swooning over Alisson in his current state, you obviously all go for the rough and ready look! Speaking as a woman, I think he looks an absolute mess right now! Get your hair cut man ffs!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6298 on: January 24, 2022, 12:54:09 pm »
It's funny seeing all the men swooning over Alisson in his current state, you obviously all go for the rough and ready look! Speaking as a woman, I think he looks an absolute mess right now! Get your hair cut man ffs!
He's our scruffy, no-effort hero. He makes the can't-be-arsed style look cool, and we love him for it.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6299 on: January 24, 2022, 01:03:51 pm »
It's funny seeing all the men swooning over Alisson in his current state, you obviously all go for the rough and ready look! Speaking as a woman, I think he looks an absolute mess right now! Get your hair cut man ffs!

One less to fight him for. Excellent.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6300 on: January 24, 2022, 01:13:17 pm »
He's our scruffy, no-effort hero. He makes the can't-be-arsed style look cool, and we love him for it.

Or in other words: rumbled!  ;D
One less to fight him for. Excellent.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6301 on: January 24, 2022, 01:16:31 pm »
the save from the backheel ..good lord

his reaction and agility for a big man is bloody filthy.


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6302 on: January 24, 2022, 01:59:18 pm »
the save from the backheel ..good lord

his reaction and agility for a big man is bloody filthy.

Not enough has been made re how good that was. Most would have saved with their feet but he manages to not only get down so quickly but also keeps hold of it. I was in shock.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6303 on: January 24, 2022, 02:08:59 pm »
He's unreal. Sometimes his proactivity can lead to a mistake (Spurs away) but he's an unbelievable goalkeeper.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6304 on: January 24, 2022, 04:02:43 pm »
YNWA

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6305 on: January 24, 2022, 04:19:28 pm »
the save from the backheel ..good lord

his reaction and agility for a big man is bloody filthy.



To be fair training every day with Bobby would give you good practice saving those.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6306 on: January 24, 2022, 07:22:40 pm »
Fuckin' Hell! The club have gone and made that pic of Ali official.  ;D


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6307 on: January 24, 2022, 07:23:46 pm »
Fuckin' Hell! The club have gone and made that pic of Ali official.  ;D



This is Sparta jumps to mind

Or, keep hope alive

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6308 on: January 24, 2022, 08:11:12 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6309 on: January 24, 2022, 08:12:06 pm »
He's the most handsomeness man I know. I wouldn't go all the way but I'd like to yer know, walk hand in hand with him for a bit
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6310 on: January 24, 2022, 08:13:19 pm »
...or maybe more arm in arm...
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6311 on: January 24, 2022, 08:14:34 pm »
This is Sparta jumps to mind

Or, keep hope alive

and maybe, Fight the Power

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6312 on: January 24, 2022, 08:17:43 pm »
...or maybe more arm in arm...

Hands off old man.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6313 on: January 25, 2022, 06:54:24 am »
MOTM yesterday

Our best keeper since Ray Clemence ! 

Hopefully we can bring home some of the trophies this season - like the League CUp with Keepers like Alisson in our team - although I believe Kelleher will between the sticks on 27 FEb. Alisson on the bench.

SO then one of the other 3 needs to be won to honour Alisson efforts this season

There are two saves he made on Sunday that only Clemence, among all the LFC keepers of the last 50 years, would have made, I think. Both human, but with definite cat-like traits.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6314 on: January 25, 2022, 07:56:45 am »
Fuckin' Hell! The club have gone and made that pic of Ali official.  ;D



Oh, my! He's a keeper, I tell ya.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6315 on: January 27, 2022, 09:40:49 pm »
Red card for Brazil…


But downgraded to a yellow by VAR
Weird one this

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6316 on: January 27, 2022, 10:01:19 pm »
Red card for Brazil…


But downgraded to a yellow by VAR
Weird one this

https://twitter.com/premiersportstv/status/1486816130568126470?s=21

wouldn’t even give a yellow, what is he supposed to do. He’s clearing the ball.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6317 on: January 27, 2022, 10:02:27 pm »
Cheeky Song idea for Alisson (it would never work but it's funny ;D :D ;D)

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

becomes 'Becker Street':

'Alisson lives down on Becker Street
good with his hands and he's good with his feet
when the ball is in the air, our Ali's always there,
and he takes care of everything

[straight to pre-chorus in the minor key]:
'Mignolet would make us sooooo queasy
Scorin past us was just sooooo easy
But who's cryin, who's cryin noooooowwwww.....

DER DER DER DEHDEH DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! DER DER DER DEHDEH DERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
DER DER DER DAHDAH DERRRRRRRRR--ERRRRRRRRRR, DAH DER DERRRR DEHDEH DERRRRYYYYYERRRRR!!!!!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6318 on: January 27, 2022, 10:13:42 pm »
wouldn’t even give a yellow, what is he supposed to do. He’s clearing the ball.
Could argue it should be a yellow card for the other guy he is clearly undercutting a player clearing the ball and is putting them at risk for injury

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6319 on: January 27, 2022, 11:09:42 pm »
Just been sent off again. And then had it overruled by VAR again!