Topic: Song for Klopp

[swoopy]

Don't Klopp me now, we're having such a good time, we're having a ball
Don't Klopp me now, if you wanna have a good time, just give Jurgen a call

[John C]

Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la
Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la la
Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la
We're gonna win the football league

[diggerling!]

Kraftwerk: The Model

He’s our German and he’s looking good
I’d like to win at home that’s understood
He plays gegenpress, he smiles from time to time
It only takes a linesman’s flag to change his mind

You'll see him on the cover of a magazine
He's building us the fastest ever Red Machine
When we win the league we're going to drink champagne
And when we're kings of Europe we'll get drunk again

[Red_Mist]

Any allusion to WW2 will be disastrous. He may laugh it off and dismiss it as scouse humor but the media will not.

Do we really want to put our manager in the wrong spotlight?

Don't worry, just a bit of a laugh mate, tongue in cheek

[diggerling!]

Attack, attack, attack attack attack
And the Kop, will clap, the Kop will clap for Klopp

[MOZ]

He's got a bratwurst in his hands
He's got a bratwurst in his hands
He's got a bratwurst in his hands
He's got a bratwurst in his hands

He's got a pretzel in his hands
He's got a pretzel in his hands
He's got a pretzel in his hands
He's got a pretzel in his hands

He's got a Weizenbock in his hands
He's got a Weizenbock in his hands
He's got a Weizenbock in his hands
He's got a Weizenbock in his hands

[Red_Mist]

Attack, attack, attack attack attack
And the Kop, will clap, the Kop will clap for Klopp

[LiverpoolKopKings]

If you're happy and you know it, Klopp your hands
If you're NORMAL and you know it, Klopp your hands

[Em5y]

In the style of Mark Lawrenson:

When will I see you Jurgen,
When will we share precious merrrments.

[FlashGordon]

In the style of I'm a believer by the monkees

Oh jürgen Klopp, now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Liverpool is my love, I'm a believer!

I couldn't leave her if I tried.

REPEAT x 100

[incredibleL4ever]

Monkees - I'm a believer

Jurgen Klopp, We're all believers,
Not a trace, of doubt in our minds,
We're in love (Whooo!) with Liverpool,
(errr someone else can shagging finish it!!!)

[incredibleL4ever]

In the style of I'm a believer by the monkees

Oh jürgen Klopp, now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Liverpool is my love, I'm a believer!

I couldn't leave her if I tried.

REPEAT x 100

Beat me to it .....ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[FlashGordon]

Haha spooky, think it'd make a great song though, you could even get a bit of a bounce going with it. George could blare out the original pre match too

[Andy]

Klopp, Klopp, Kloppin' on heaven's door...

[incredibleL4ever]

Haha spooky, think it'd make a great song though, you could even get a bit of a bounce going with it. George could blare out the original pre match too

Oh we wouldn't want George to get too excited, would we.

[Millie]

Oh we wouldn't want George to get too excited, would we.

he was well excited on twitter last night

[RedRedTom]

Same tune as the old Rafa "He came from Sunny Spain" Song

He came from Germany,
To manage LFC
His name is Jurgen
And he's a German
It's Jurgen Klooooop.
Oh... Jurgen Jurgen Jurgen Klopp,
Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp,
Jurgen Jurgen Jurgren Klopp,
German, Jurgen, Klopp.

Job done.

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

Beat The Klopp - Sparks. https://youtu.be/JoMCip83GZ4

We've done lots of travelling
But our club was slow unraveling
In Istanbul we beat AC
It's time to make new history
With our boss from Ger-man-y

We all play in red, not blue
Our German boss will genpress you
We'll hunt you down in packs of two
And kick the shit right out of you
There's one thing you just won't do.....

You'll never beat the Klopp, beat the Klopp
Beat the Klopp, beat the Klopp!

[RotoruaRed]

Jurgen calling to the faraway towns
The Reds are aroused and battle come down
Jurgen calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
Jurgen calling, now look at us
Phony Josemania has bitten the dust
Jurgen calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the things it's Gegenpressing

A New age is coming, the scouse zooming in
Meltdown expected, their fear is setting in
Engines stop running, cos we have no fear
'Cause Jurgen's is calling, and I, I'm a beleiver

Jurgen calling to the imitation zone
Forget em all brother, we can go it alone
Jurgen calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
Jurgen calling and I want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
Jurgen calling, saying we can go high
same as the ones with the yellow n black

A new age is coming, the scouse are zooming in
Engines keep running, their will is growin' thin
A teutonic era, but we have no fear
'Cause Jurgen is calling, and I, I'm a beleiver

A new age is coming, the scouse are zooming in
Engines keep running, their will is growin' thin
A teutonic era, but we have no fear
'Cause Jurgen is calling, and I, I'm a beleiver

Now get this

Jurgen calling, yes, we were there, too
An' you know what he said? All of it was true!
Jurgen calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, he gave us a smile?

I never felt so much a' like a'like a'like



Read more: The Clash - London Calling Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[Red Ol]

To the tune of 'Putting on my top hat" by Irving Berlin

I'm puttin' on my Klopp hat,
Tyin' up my red scarf,
knockin' back the ales,

[The Las]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk


tune of we will rock you or we will klopp you

bom bom Klopp
bom bom klopp
bom bom klopp

jurgen is a good man,
travelled here from Deuschland,
gonna make a noise and make us great some day,
gonna have plen-ty of pace
right in your face
football mayhem all over the place

singin,

we will we will klopp you ahhh bom bom ahhh
we will we will klopp you ahhh bom bom ahhh

were gonna bounce in a minute etc....

we will we will klopp you

[JJ Red]

Abject apologies for this one but I believe in the mid nineties there was a shit group called the out here brothers. I think the tune was called 'wiggle wiggle'.

Don't stop gegen pressing
Klopps Reds will drive you crazy

Gegen pressing
Gegen pressing

A bit like gh's who let the Reds out

[Simsy]

Jurgen Klopp, Klopp, Klopp

To the tune of Feeling Hot, Hot Hot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshg9B2mrbc


Nice and Simple 

[John C]

OK, you'll have to make your minds up soon, is it A, B or C?

A

Because of Jurgen, Klopp along if  you feel that’s what you wanna do
Because I’m happy, Klopp along Jurgen’s the manager of Liverpool
Because of Jurgen, Klopp along if you believe we're on our way to the top
Because I’m happy, Jurgen is the new king of the Kop

B

The friendly proved he was a red, Jurgen, Jurgen
You’ll never walk alone we said, Jurgen, Jurgen
He came to us from Germany
To make us win the premier league
Jurgen Klopp is Liverpool’s manager.

C

Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la
Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la la
Jurgen is our manager tra la la la la
We're gonna win the football league

 

[Passmaster Molby]

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

[scouser4eva]

rule b out terrible that lol

[The G in Gerrard]

Think a tune of Jurgen Klopp to sound of Kriss Krosses tune Jump is best.

Jurgen Klopp just makes you want to jump jump

[Flyhalf]

To the tune of 'Putting on my top hat" by Irving Berlin

I'm puttin' on my Klopp hat,
Tyin' up my red scarf,
knockin' back the ales,

Love this one! Short n sweet 😀

[diggerling!]

Metallica...Enter Sandman https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WTth7Ti_aGE (from 1.32)

Enter:light
Exit:night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

>

We're so boss
With Yurgen Klopp
We're the Kop
He's the gegenpresser man

[BUSHMILLS]

To the tune of Nellie The Elephant

Jurgen the manager packed his case
And said goodbye to the Germans
All the scousers sing his name
Klopp, Klopp, Klopp

Now Jurgen the manager picks the team
And he loves all the supporters
All the scousers sing his name
Klopp, Klopp, Klopp

[Millie]

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

That I like

[neil42]

I love reading the threads and banter on RAWK but don't post much but someone on here said sing something with a heavy metal type feel.

How about to ACDC - Thunderstruck.

JURGEN..... na na na na na na na na

JURGEN .....na na na na na na na na.

JURGEN KLOPP .... na na na na na na na.

each line getting louder.

[gmcw9]

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

Winner

[Red_Mist]

Stop the Klopp
Stop the Klopp, you can't
Stop the Klopp,
Stop the Klopp, you can't
etc.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k

[Cheshire_Cat]

He's got new hair,
But we don't care,
Jurgen, Jurgen Klopp.

[John C]

rule b out

Think a

A
A
A
A

How about to A

That I like

Winner

[JJ Red]

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

Great

Is there any way we could add the first bit...I thought Klopp would only coach in Germany...dum dum dum dum oi! Etc

[Red_Mist]

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

This one is great. Gets my vote.

Maybe drop the "the" before leader to get the right amount of silly bulbs (what a pedant!)

[redmark]

This one is great. Gets my vote.

Maybe drop the "the" before leader to get the right amount of silly bulbs (what a pedant!)

Or drop the 'with' before Klopp, change 'as' to 'is'.

[Red_Mist]

Or drop the 'with' before Klopp, change 'as' to 'is'.

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