Author Topic: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!  (Read 9687 times)

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Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« on: May 9, 2021, 09:29:18 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #1 on: May 9, 2021, 09:31:28 pm »
I'm going to miss him.

















O'hh no I'm not.    :D

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #2 on: May 9, 2021, 09:34:42 pm »
He'll be back.
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #3 on: May 9, 2021, 09:40:11 pm »
Goodnight sweet Prince. Don't forget to let the gravy hit you in the arteries on your way down.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #4 on: May 9, 2021, 09:44:54 pm »
Watford manager by Christmas.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #5 on: May 9, 2021, 09:49:13 pm »
He looked worryingly bloated today, couldnt even get out of his seat. Think his dancing days are over.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #6 on: May 9, 2021, 09:59:26 pm »
Still amazed that everton considered this guy to be the best option of god knows how many manager they could have had. shame he never stayed longer

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #7 on: May 9, 2021, 10:00:16 pm »
Fuck off Jabba  :wave

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #9 on: May 9, 2021, 10:06:02 pm »
Still amazed that everton considered this guy to be the best option of god knows how many manager they could have had. shame he never stayed longer

England manager for one game, before the "I know people who know people" episode

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #10 on: May 9, 2021, 10:08:58 pm »
Fuck off Jabba  :wave


It's the classic 'heading into the chippy and wondering what to have' look.
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #11 on: May 9, 2021, 10:12:52 pm »
It's the classic 'heading into the chippy and wondering what to have' look.

Most of the menu by the look of him.
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #13 on: May 9, 2021, 11:12:50 pm »
It's funny because he's fat.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #14 on: May 9, 2021, 11:17:12 pm »
Goodnight sweet Prince. Don't forget to let the gravy hit you in the arteries on your way down.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #15 on: May 9, 2021, 11:23:44 pm »

O'hh no I'm not.    :D
It turns out you guys were right, he didn't know what he was doing :)

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #16 on: May 9, 2021, 11:27:13 pm »
Bump.  ;D

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #17 on: May 9, 2021, 11:33:21 pm »
What is it with these dickhead pundits who haven't the brain capacity to understand the shit they spout!

There was a bit in commentary about what a good job he's done at wba in comparison to where they were.  How he's improved the team beyond all doubt, like the great coach he is.

"What is it now 19 points from 21 games, compared to 7 from 11 before he came?"

Ya dumb fucks, it's still relegation form so he's failed, yet you're blowing smoke up his fucking arse like it's an achievement.


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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #18 on: May 9, 2021, 11:38:18 pm »
What is it with these dickhead pundits who haven't the brain capacity to understand the shit they spout!

There was a bit in commentary about what a good job he's done at wba in comparison to where they were.  How he's improved the team beyond all doubt, like the great coach he is.

"What is it now 19 points from 21 games, compared to 7 from 11 before he came?"

Ya dumb fucks, it's still relegation form so he's failed, yet you're blowing smoke up his fucking arse like it's an achievement.

To be honest, WBA had a better chance of staying up with Bilic in charge. They fucked up by sacking him ...

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #19 on: May 9, 2021, 11:49:45 pm »

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2021, 01:28:10 am »
Bye Sam.  :wave
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2021, 01:47:18 am »
An absolute chancer. A very well minted chancer.
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2021, 03:22:47 am »
Ta Ra Fat Sam... :wave
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2021, 05:01:11 am »
Can't believe he managed the England national team at one point. I guess it makes sense since FA is full of idiots anyways.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2021, 05:17:05 am »
Rick for the rikes, prick for the pricks

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2021, 07:53:48 am »
Good riddance.
We’re still left with the Italian version in the PL tho...

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2021, 09:11:51 am »
This blemish hurts his marketability but he will still be in the argument for similar jobs

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2021, 09:16:54 am »
This blemish hurts his marketability but he will still be in the argument for similar jobs

Yep, back on the moneymaking roundabout for Fat Sam.

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2021, 09:29:45 am »
Depressingly it is probably not the last we've seen of him in the Premier League. He'll be back to 'firefight' for another team  ::)

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2021, 10:06:25 am »
Hear hear ..

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2021, 10:06:47 am »
The dodgy bastard  :wanker

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2021, 10:33:33 am »
How's the survival blueprint Sam?

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2021, 12:00:07 pm »
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2021, 01:12:05 pm »
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2021, 01:27:46 pm »
I'm sure he'll find another club to help "save"

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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2021, 01:41:24 pm »
Don’t poke the bear ;)

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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2021, 01:43:12 pm »
It's just a pity he didn't manage to achieve legendary status by taking Everton down when he had the chance.

He'd have had the freedom of three quarters of the city, but might have to stay out of some North Wales enclaves for a time.
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Re: Happy Sam Allardyce Relegation Day everyone!
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2021, 02:14:28 pm »
This thread is beyond the pale.
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