Author Topic: Prince Phillip has died (Read 35944 times)

Dench57 · « **Reply #81 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:44:49 pm »

Hope everyone can spare a thought for the thousands of dedicated, ambitious kids from school over the past fifty years who now find their Duke of Edinburgh awards rendered worthless.

Hazell · « **Reply #82 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:44:50 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on April 9, 2021, 12:25:48 pm

Makes a change from Jermaine Jenas being on there, at least.

rob1966 · « **Reply #83 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:45:38 pm »

FFS, Planet Rock is playing all soft rock now in tribute to the arl paedo.

west_london_red · « **Reply #84 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:46:07 pm »

Am I the only one who thought their TV had broken when the screen went black?

rob1966 · « **Reply #85 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:46:10 pm »

Quote from: Dench57 on April 9, 2021, 12:44:49 pm

Hope everyone can spare a thought for the thousands of dedicated, ambitious kids from school over the past fifty years who now find their Duke of Edinburgh awards rendered worthless.

Just change Charlies title

Eeyore · « **Reply #86 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:46:57 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on April 9, 2021, 12:37:02 pm

Pretty sure his funeral will be at St George’s in Windsor. Likely to be buried in Windsor great park somewhere.

Bloody foreigners coming over here getting our best funeral plots.

El Lobo · « **Reply #87 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:47:01 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on April 9, 2021, 12:45:38 pm

FFS, Planet Rock is playing all soft rock now in tribute to the arl paedo.

rawcusk8 · « **Reply #88 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:47:32 pm »

The Queen can finally enjoy single life.

CraigDS · « **Reply #89 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:48:01 pm »

Elmo! · « **Reply #90 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:48:35 pm »

Quote from: west_london_red on April 9, 2021, 12:46:07 pm

Am I the only one who thought their TV had broken when the screen went black?

My TV will not be turned on for the 48 hours at least (apart from to watch the game of course).

It will be unbearable.

Kekule · « **Reply #91 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:48:36 pm »

Our flag shagging Prime Minister there, such an admirer of the Royal Family, such a patriot, that he couldn’t even be arsed to comb his hair prior to making a public statement about the death of the Queen’s husband. He was just yards from his front door as well, so it’s not like he’d been caught in the wind. The fucking scruff.

I wonder if someone will have a word and tell him he can’t turn up to the funeral looking like he’s been dragged through a hedge backwards?

Red Viper · « **Reply #92 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:49:34 pm »

Quote from: Just Elmo? on April 9, 2021, 12:48:35 pm

My TV will not be turned on for the 48 hours at least (apart from to watch the game of course).

It will be unbearable.

A whole weekend of telly full of people pretending he was a decent person worth mourning.

Hazell · « **Reply #93 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Al 666 on April 9, 2021, 12:46:57 pm

Bloody foreigners coming over here getting our best funeral plots.

Harry Maguire will be devastated, I've heard he's a big fan of the Greeks.

Snail · « **Reply #94 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:49:54 pm »

Quote from: rawcusk8 on April 9, 2021, 12:47:32 pm

The Queen can finally enjoy single life.

Hot Girl Summer for Liz.

TSC · « **Reply #95 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:49:56 pm »

Quote from: Red Viper or RedViper87 please? Thanks x on April 9, 2021, 12:26:40 pm

"Funeral ceremonies must have no more than 30 people attending, whether indoors or outdoors.

During the national lockdown, no more than 6 people can attend commemorative events such as stone setting ceremonies, the scattering of ashes or a wake."

Sure this will be adhered to. Ahem.

DUP will monitor this closely.

Samie · « **Reply #96 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:49:57 pm »

Does a Royal dying mean we're winning our 7th European Cup?

Wabaloolah · « **Reply #97 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:53:35 pm »

Quote from: Samie on April 9, 2021, 12:49:57 pm

Does a Royal dying mean we're winning our 7th European Cup?

don't think so, the Pope on the other hand....

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #98 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:56:22 pm »

My sympathies to all Greek Liverpool fans.

Will Tsimikas be given compassionate leave?

classycarra · « **Reply #99 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:57:11 pm »

Quote from: MacAloolah on April 9, 2021, 12:53:35 pm

don't think so, the Pope on the other hand....

Maybe they've swapped. So a Royal death and a Pope getting married.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #100 on:** April 9, 2021, 12:58:42 pm »

Quote from: MrGrumpy on April 9, 2021, 12:56:22 pm

My sympathies to all Greek Liverpool fans.

Will Tsimikas be given compassionate leave?

They might get their marbles back now.

Eeyore · « **Reply #101 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:00:35 pm »

Quote from: Samie on April 9, 2021, 12:49:57 pm

Does a Royal dying mean we're winning our 7th European Cup?

Duke of Edinburgh April 2021
Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg April 2019
Prince Rainier III of Monaco April 2005

it's on.

Samie · « **Reply #102 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:01:32 pm »

Always did like you Al.

Red Viper · « **Reply #103 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:04:14 pm »

Btw he definitely died yesterday but they didn't want the country breaking out into Maggie/Phillip death street parties.

rob1966 · « **Reply #104 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:05:10 pm »

My lad has just asked why I hate the Royals and I explained I don't hate them personally, I don't know them, but I hate what they stand for and they way everyone is expected to bow and fawn. Then the solemn sickly sweet voice comes on the radio news "His Royal Highness, The Duke of Edinburgh and the Queens consort, has died", like we are all expected to draw the curtains, dress in black and weep.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #105 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:07:25 pm »

Played and missed after they dropped him a few weeks back. One of his many foot in mouth comments

"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" he asked a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

Fromola · « **Reply #106 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:07:27 pm »

Quote from: west_london_red on April 9, 2021, 12:46:07 pm

Am I the only one who thought their TV had broken when the screen went black?

Yes, but it was the actual ending of The Sopranos.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #107 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:05 pm »

I thought he’d go on forever like Trigger’s Broom.

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #108 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:24 pm »

My mate from Kent just said on the phone to me, "they (the Royals) have worked harder for this country than we'll ever work", I put the phone down on the twat.

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #109 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:36 pm »

Quote from: Ｓｎａｉｌ on April 9, 2021, 12:49:54 pm

Hot Girl Summer for Liz.

Shes got a brand new car, looks like a Jaguar.
It has got leather seats, and a pimping CD player.

Fromola · « **Reply #110 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:37 pm »

Quote from: Just Elmo? on April 9, 2021, 12:48:35 pm

My TV will not be turned on for the 48 hours at least (apart from to watch the game of course).

It will be unbearable.

Assuming they don't call it off, like after Diana.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #111 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:40 pm »

Couldn't take any more so switched to some wildlife channel and it was some iguana that looked half dead - fucking uncanny.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #112 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:08:51 pm »

Quote from: Al 666 on April 9, 2021, 01:00:35 pm

Duke of Edinburgh April 2021
Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg April 2019
Prince Rainier III of Monaco April 2005

it's on.

You’ve made up that middle one surely!

Red Viper · « **Reply #113 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:09:28 pm »

Quote from: Fromola on April 9, 2021, 01:08:37 pm

Assuming they don't call it off, like after Diana.

Only fair thing to do is #nullandvoid

TSC · « **Reply #114 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:09:37 pm »

Nicholas Witchell will now dominate BBC news over the weekend.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #115 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:10:06 pm »

Quote from: Fromola on April 9, 2021, 01:08:37 pm

Assuming they don't call it off, like after Diana.

I remember when the Queen Mother died as randomly I went to Leeds v Sunderland and I’m sure they had a minutes silence a d possibly played the national anthem to general bemusement but games all went ahead.

Hazell · « **Reply #116 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:11:09 pm »

Quote from: TSC on April 9, 2021, 01:09:37 pm

Nicholas Witchell will now dominate BBC news over the weekend.

His time to shine.

CraigDS · « **Reply #117 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:11:22 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on April 9, 2021, 01:10:06 pm

I remember when the Queen Mother died as randomly I went to Leeds v Sunderland and I’m sure they had a minutes silence a d possibly played the national anthem to general bemusement but games all went ahead.

A BLM take the knee followed by a minutes silence for a definitely not racist dead royal.....

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #118 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:12:07 pm »

Quote from: TSC on April 9, 2021, 01:09:37 pm

Nicholas Witchell will now dominate BBC news over the weekend.

After which he will commit ritual suicide.

Fromola · « **Reply #119 on:** April 9, 2021, 01:12:28 pm »

Quote from: AlphaDelta on April 9, 2021, 01:08:24 pm

My mate from Kent just said on the phone to me, "they (the Royals) have worked harder for this country than we'll ever work", I put the phone down on the twat.

This country is absolutely bonkers when it comes to these freeloaders.