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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #680 on: August 16, 2020, 11:18:25 am »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #681 on: August 16, 2020, 11:21:14 am »
couldn't imagine the backlash if it was sterling being assaulted.

would make headline news for years. he would probably milk it for all its worth on bbc, cnn, the s*n and obviously daily fail with daily interviews.

such a snake of a character.

that miss couldn't have happen to a nicer lad. ;D

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #682 on: August 16, 2020, 11:55:39 am »
couldn't imagine the backlash if it was sterling being assaulted.

would make headline news for years. he would probably milk it for all its worth on bbc, cnn, the s*n and obviously daily fail with daily interviews.

such a snake of a character.


that miss couldn't have happen to a nicer lad. ;D

Has he done anything like this?

Some of the vitriol in here is ridiculous.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #683 on: August 16, 2020, 12:01:32 pm »
He's fucking quality but so bad in the clutch moments.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #684 on: August 16, 2020, 12:16:23 pm »
Has he done anything like this?

Some of the vitriol in here is ridiculous.

At least nobody here has said he will probably blame racism for the miss. That's the shit i've seen online, kinda ruined the laugh for me a little bit

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #685 on: August 16, 2020, 01:00:28 pm »
He used to miss some ridiculous sitters for us as well but we'd forget
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #686 on: August 16, 2020, 03:03:01 pm »
Devastated for the lad, he must be inconsolable   :wave :lickin

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #687 on: August 16, 2020, 03:08:19 pm »
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #688 on: August 16, 2020, 03:14:46 pm »
Fun fact: The Sterlings were archers centuries ago.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #690 on: August 17, 2020, 07:13:22 pm »
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #691 on: August 17, 2020, 08:03:31 pm »
It's got to be matchfixing

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #692 on: August 17, 2020, 08:35:13 pm »
Can’t get enough of the City player in the middle’s reaction. :D

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #693 on: August 17, 2020, 10:10:43 pm »
At least nobody here has said he will probably blame racism for the miss. That's the shit i've seen online, kinda ruined the laugh for me a little bit

No but we have got someone coming up with knife theories?!! Very strange :o

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #694 on: August 17, 2020, 10:24:50 pm »
No but we have got someone coming up with knife theories?!! Very strange :o

Yes, that was wild

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #695 on: August 17, 2020, 10:25:38 pm »
Yes, that was wild

Quite sharp, really...
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #696 on: August 18, 2020, 12:16:50 am »
Can’t get enough of the City player in the middle’s reaction. :D
If you watch the full replay you see a couple of others in shock too. :D
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #697 on: August 18, 2020, 12:27:19 pm »
When you look at what a complete dickhead Sterling has become I sometimes wonder if he was always like this or if it's the City-effect?

Given the way he forced his move through, I don't think he was ever really a Liverpool player, no matter how good he might be.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #698 on: April 15, 2021, 03:03:43 pm »
He put out a tweet in memory of the 96 today, fair play to him.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #699 on: April 15, 2021, 05:09:46 pm »
Prob the company that manage his social media.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #700 on: April 16, 2021, 09:05:15 am »
Prob the company that manage his social media.

More than likely, trying to win friends

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #701 on: April 20, 2021, 10:14:26 am »
More than likely, trying to win friends
We can't read his heart.
Why not just take it on face value.

Any positive mention of the 96 is a good thing.

Far better than no mention at all.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #702 on: May 31, 2021, 12:08:23 pm »
Suprised to see a lot of talk of him leaving them. Got to wonder where he would go

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #703 on: May 31, 2021, 02:39:51 pm »
Suprised to see a lot of talk of him leaving them. Got to wonder where he would go

It's a non-starter. City wouldn't sell him to us, Chelsea or United and Arsenal aren't even in Europe. Real/Barca haven't got the money.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #704 on: May 31, 2021, 02:41:41 pm »
Suprised to see a lot of talk of him leaving them. Got to wonder where he would go

Depends how much City asks for him.  One thing is for sure, he's not a big player and will never be.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #705 on: May 31, 2021, 02:53:03 pm »
It's a non-starter. City wouldn't sell him to us, Chelsea or United and Arsenal aren't even in Europe. Real/Barca haven't got the money.

Real seem really good at getting decent fees for squad players, youngsters and cast offs, it's surprising how many seasons they've managed to pull in £100 million+ over recent years.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #706 on: June 30, 2021, 10:03:32 am »
Well done to him. Don't think he's played that well in general, but he's certainly improved where it matters: getting into goalscoring positions.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #707 on: June 30, 2021, 10:17:32 am »
Well done to him. Don't think he's played that well in general, but he's certainly improved where it matters: getting into goalscoring positions.

He’s always been good at that, especially at City. I don’t think he’s a natural finisher at all but he does consistently get in positions to score relatively simple chances.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #708 on: June 30, 2021, 03:27:10 pm »
One of the many reasons I can't want England to win. Hoping he lets the country down with another Lyon-esque miss.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #709 on: June 30, 2021, 05:34:34 pm »
City still want to sell him?
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #710 on: June 30, 2021, 06:10:37 pm »
One of the many reasons I can't want England to win. Hoping he lets the country down with another Lyon-esque miss.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #711 on: June 30, 2021, 06:12:48 pm »
15 goals in his 20 games for England.  Even though he's a ropey finisher at times, he gets chances and he puts them away.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #712 on: July 8, 2021, 09:17:50 am »
He has ran his socks off for this England team. Fair play. I'll still football hate him for 90mins when they play us, but other than that he has earnt my total respect.
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #713 on: July 8, 2021, 09:23:45 am »
He has ran his socks off for this England team. Fair play. I'll still football hate him for 90mins when they play us, but other than that he has earnt my total respect.

He doesn’t tend to turn up against us, thankfully. But he’s a contender for player of the tournament and I presume if England do win he’ll be awarded that

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #714 on: July 8, 2021, 09:33:55 am »
Diving little shit.

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« Reply #715 on: July 8, 2021, 09:51:45 am »
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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #716 on: July 8, 2021, 09:54:21 am »
He has ran his socks off for this England team. Fair play. I'll still football hate him for 90mins when they play us, but other than that he has earnt my total respect.

I don't like him on a completely tribal football level. The fact that he is delivering for England in a major international tournament despite the fact most of the gutter press in this country (one in particular) try their best to slag him for every move he makes is boss, though.

Wonder if the rag will be calling him a "Footie Idiot" if he scores the winner in the final

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #717 on: July 8, 2021, 10:32:09 am »
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/raheem-sterling-england-it-was-all-a-dream

Not sure if this has already been posted, but I enjoyed reading it, learning about his sister taking him on the bus to training, and especially learning that his daughter is a massive Liverpool fan.

Thought he was an absolute tit the way he left the club but he's earned a lot of respect these past years, and that's before these Euros.

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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #718 on: July 8, 2021, 10:53:51 am »
Diving little shit.

This. All the England supporters saying "IT DOESN'T MATTER" either are the same who'd be seething if it had been the other way (as anyone rightly should) fucking cheat.


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Re: Raheem Sterling
« Reply #719 on: July 8, 2021, 10:58:40 am »
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/raheem-sterling-england-it-was-all-a-dream

Not sure if this has already been posted, but I enjoyed reading it, learning about his sister taking him on the bus to training, and especially learning that his daughter is a massive Liverpool fan.

Thought he was an absolute tit the way he left the club but he's earned a lot of respect these past years, and that's before these Euros.
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this earned respect has that come through his attack on Gomez, saying no one wants Liverpool to win, his diving or his singing about Sean Cox getting battered in the streets ?  theres a lot to choose from
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