Topic: Wasps

[Roady]

Bastard things. Doing a good deed , said id cut this big fuck off shrub  in the garden overgrown to fuck it is. So there i am happily hacking away at this thing when about 20 wasps come flying at me.I shit meself coz i hate the little fuckers.So my good deed is over for the day.Two questions.Firstly anyone know how to remove a wasps nest without coming to harm yourself? Secondly,anyone know of a decent cheap firm who would come in and remove a bloody big hedge that mr shithouse here will no longer touch?
Hate the little fuckers.I had every intention of getting the garden looking dead nice for summer, was gonna get it sorted out really nice.Then these fuckers interrupt. Might just get some landscapers in and get them to deck the whole fucking thing.

[thekitkatshuffler]

[Alan_X]

I had a wasps nest in the loft a few years back. They got into the extract from the shower and drop into the shower so I opened up the loft hatch to have a look and 20 of the fuckers went for me.

I got someone in to deal with it.

[Roady]

I had a wasps nest in the loft a few years back. They got into the extract from the shower and drop into the shower so I opened up the loft hatch to have a look and 20 of the fuckers went for me.

I got someone in to deal with it.


little fuckers.I dropped the chainsaw and done a legger to my house.Im now done with gardening for the day.Swear to god i hate the little buggers.Im just going to get the shittest garden ever ,pave the whole thing or deck it.cant be fucked now.

[CheshireDave]

Can't stand the bastards. Must have killed about 30 last year in my office cos there was a nest on the wall outside my window. Seen a few this year in my office, i just hope they're not making another nest. I have noticed they seem mucn bigger than the wasps last year. Wasps and heyfever are my summer time problems.

Also whats the deal with hornets? Fucking floaty bastards are almost as annoying. Do they sting? Do they make honey? Fuck em off.

[RedRabbit]

Thought this was about racist, rich, god botherers.

Man the fuck up! They're only wasps. Get yourself a nice thick jumper and a six iron and beat the crap outta them. Job done.

Unless it's one of these scary fuckers that hunt tarantulas for food   :



If that's the case fucking RUN!!!

[Roady]

glad im not alone on this wasp thing. they serve no purpose do they? Or is that me being a tad thick? All they seem to do is interrupt bbqs and sunbathing and beer drinking,and gardening.Twats

[Uhoh AureliOs]

glad im not alone on this wasp thing. they serve no purpose do they? Or is that me being a tad thick? All they seem to do is interrupt bbqs and sunbathing and beer drinking,and gardening.Twats

"Do we need 'em" - alright Karl?

[Liveforthereds67]

glad im not alone on this wasp thing. they serve no purpose do they? Or is that me being a tad thick? All they seem to do is interrupt bbqs and sunbathing and beer drinking,and gardening.Twats

Yer I hate the little F***ers as well, Would love to know what there purpose is as well.

[Crosby Nick]

Exactly. Bees are cool, buzz about the garden doing good deeds and generally ignoring you to get on with their work. Wasps only decide to pop out once you’ve cracked open a few drinks or put out some food. Wankers.

[Welshred]

If that's the case fucking RUN!!!

What the FUCK is that?

[Uhoh AureliOs]

Wasps don't wait around for people to annoy. They're predatory insects, they go and kill lots of other things that cause us problems and if we got rid of wasps other insect populations would get out of control as a result. Wasps do "good deeds" but are reactionary and defensive by nature, they don't act out of malice.

I know it's wikipedia but:

Almost every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasitizes it, making wasps critically important in natural control of their numbers, or natural biocontrol. Parasitic wasps are increasingly used in agricultural pest control as they prey mostly on pest insects and have little impact on crops.

I'm glad wasps and stinging nettles are the only thing I have to worry about when walking around in my garden, imagine if you lived somewhere where one of these nasties can lay it's eggs in you - human botfly.

[electricghost]

Cant stand them, go into a real panick if one comes anywhere near me 

So realising that I had been walking within a foot of this nest all last summer was a big shock 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Im listening to Mean Man by WASP does that count Used to get loads of nests when i was roofing. Just turned the double gas gun on the fuckers. Burn ya little shits.

[CorKopite]

The one thing I hate about summer.....these c*nts coming back out to play. As someone else said aswell, they do seem to be getting bigger :S

[gregor]

Massive one in my bathroom this morning. I walked in there bollocko to get in the shower and nearly had a heart attack.

[Roady]

its almost as if they see the sun out and think #2fuck it lets go out and piss these humans off.Theyre bound to be out having a beer or a bbq and we can cause mayhem" fucking hate the little fuckers.

[..Bruiser..]

DO THIS TO THE NEST

Get a blow torch and some petrol in a Gerry can. If you haven't got a blow torch then borrow one.

Pour petrol on the nest and burn the little f*ckers!!!!!!!

[Roady]

DO THIS TO THE NEST

Get a blow torch and some petrol in a Gerry can. If you haven't got a blow torch then borrow one.

Pour petrol on the nest and burn the little f*ckers!!!!!!!

might try that.if i cant get someone else to shift it

[CorKopite]

DO THIS TO THE NEST

Get a blow torch and some petrol in a Gerry can. If you haven't got a blow torch then borrow one.

Pour petrol on the nest and burn the little f*ckers!!!!!!!

You forgot step 3 though.......fucking RUN.

[RedRabbit]

What the FUCK is that?

A tarantula hawk. Beautiful isn't it? I think so anyway.

For the OP: this might help. http://www.howtokillwasps.net/

[David Healy...]

All they do is ruin any attempt to eat outside, fuck them.

[..Bruiser..]

You forgot step 3 though.......fucking RUN.

Yes. Sorry that's the most important bit. When you set it alight they all come flying out buzzing mentally on fire and well angry!

[Nebnotsew]

There was a wasp in my bathroom this morning even though the window had been closed all night, no idea how it got in the little snide

[Zizou]

Deal with it the redneck way;

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[CHOPPER]

Horseflies are the worst creature on the planet. A wasp will take the hint after a few swipes and only really wants sweet foods and drinks that are lying around, were as horseflies, they want me. They want my blood and that, is a massive fucking no no.

Bees are ace.

[scatman]

fucking hate these c*nts and hayfever, i go crazy whenever one of these c*nts come close. die wasp motherfuckers

[..Bruiser..]

A tarantula hawk. Beautiful isn't it? I think so anyway.

For the OP: this might help. http://www.howtokillwasps.net/

Second only to the bullet ant in terms of pain from the sting according to that pain index. Intense pain.

[rowan_d]

Strange creatures. The only one I can think of that will attack for no reason. Most attack for either food,or to protect themselves. The only thing a wasp's sting usually achieves is to majorly piss off the recipient to the point of murderous rage.

[Crosby Nick]

A tarantula hawk. Beautiful isn't it? I think so anyway.

For the OP: this might help. http://www.howtokillwasps.net/

Pardon my ignorance but is the tarantula still alive while the larvae hatches inside it and starts tucking in? Freaky but fascinating read - that's a proper Alien vs Predator match up as I hate spiders too.

[rowan_d]

Pardon my ignorance but is the tarantula still alive while the larvae hatches inside it and starts tucking in? Freaky but fascinating read - that's a proper Alien vs Predator match up as I hate spiders too.

The tarantula's paralysed, and the wasps avoid the vital organs to keep the flesh alive as long as possible.

[Ben_JP]

The tarantula's paralysed, and the wasps avoid the vital organs to keep the flesh alive as long as possible.

Nasty little buggers. The insect world is absolutely fascinating, some incredible defence and attack mechanisms .

[SGTBabbel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-aSLqTlKvc

[Bondred]

 

[deadlybuzz]

I hate them with a passion and would go out of my way to kill them.

I fell into a tree with a wasps' nest hanging off it when walking on a wall when I was 7. They got under my clothes, in my ears, up my nose, in my hair they were hellbent on attacking me. The positive outcome was I didn't swallow any nor am I allergic to them.

[Crosby Nick]

I hate them with a passion and would go out of my way to kill them.

I fell into a tree with a wasps' nest hanging off it when walking on a wall when I was 7. They got under my clothes, in my ears, up my nose, in my hair they were hellbent on attacking me. The positive outcome was I didn't swallow any nor am I allergic to them.

Your username made that story funnier to me than it probably was for you at the time!

I nearly swallowed one once – one had crawled into me beer bottle and I took a swig without realizing. Felt something in my mouth so spat it out and there it was. In hindsight I’m glad there was one there because it was in front of the (not yet) in-laws and I’d have looked pretty mental otherwise.

[INABITSKI]

Allergic reaction to a few of the little shits left me in hossy with an arm like the Michelin man.

Cannot stand them. Dog seems to love chasing them around though.

[..Bruiser..]

Your username made that story funnier to me than it probably was for you at the time!

I nearly swallowed one once – one had crawled into me beer bottle and I took a swig without realizing. Felt something in my mouth so spat it out and there it was. In hindsight I’m glad there was one there because it was in front of the (not yet) in-laws and I’d have looked pretty mental otherwise.

I'm paranoid this time of year about wasps getting in me drinks. I hardly have a can because of that and if I have a bottle I've permanently got a thumb** over the top.

Which is what I strongly suggest any young ladies reading this do when out clubbing. (Seriously)

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A few have been flying into my room lately. I make it a mission to kill the fuckers. I also hate waiting at a bus stop when there are wasps around or a nest in the bush next to it, fuck off!

[deadlybuzz]

Your username made that story funnier to me than it probably was for you at the time!

I nearly swallowed one once – one had crawled into me beer bottle and I took a swig without realizing. Felt something in my mouth so spat it out and there it was. In hindsight I’m glad there was one there because it was in front of the (not yet) in-laws and I’d have looked pretty mental otherwise.

Lucky it didn't sting you, unfortunately happened to a friend when one got into her can of Coke.