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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #200 on: June 5, 2013, 01:50:56 pm »
I would love to be Kirilenko's physio.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #201 on: June 5, 2013, 02:02:32 pm »
I would love to be Kirilenko's physio.

I'd like to be her gynæcologist.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #202 on: June 5, 2013, 02:29:40 pm »
Sharapova takes the second set 6-4 to take the match to a decider. Much better from her that set although she still doesn't look entirely comfortable.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #203 on: June 5, 2013, 03:10:23 pm »
Good to see Jankovic make it so far

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #204 on: June 5, 2013, 03:11:33 pm »
Sharapova wins it! 0-6, 6-4, 6-3. She had to dig really deep to win that one, very impressive stuff.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #205 on: June 5, 2013, 03:17:03 pm »
6-0 down in the first set thought this one was going to be over in an hour! Great fightback from Sharapova.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #206 on: June 5, 2013, 09:11:39 pm »
As expected Nadal vs Djokovic in the de facto final...

Think Rafa is the slight favourite here but it's gonna be tight

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #207 on: June 5, 2013, 09:40:44 pm »
Djokovic will wipe the floor with Nadal. At this moment.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #208 on: June 5, 2013, 10:40:53 pm »
Rafa is winning it!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #209 on: June 5, 2013, 11:26:54 pm »
Djokovic will wipe the floor with Nadal. At this moment.

Not so sure about that, Nadal started this tournament slowly but has been finding his form in his last couple of matches. He was magnificent against Wawrinka today.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #210 on: June 6, 2013, 02:48:38 am »
As expected Nadal vs Djokovic in the de facto final...

Think Rafa is the slight favourite here but it's gonna be tight

I can't wait for it.

I'm sitting firmly on the fence with this one, it's a shame it's not the final.

Though i am looking forward to the Ferrer-Tsonga match too. I'd like too see Tsonga win that one but it's another tough one to call.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #211 on: June 6, 2013, 11:52:00 am »
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Tomorrow on Chatrier: 1pm local Nadal v. Djokovic f/b Ferrer v Tsonga

Surprised to see the Nadal/Djokovic match on first. At least now there's no chance of it getting delayed because of bad light.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #212 on: June 6, 2013, 01:39:12 pm »
serena is basically just like o'sullivan in snooker. even if she hardly plays for a year, when she comes back and plays at her best she's still so far ahead of the rest it's embarrassing.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #213 on: June 6, 2013, 03:24:40 pm »
Going into a third set between Azarenka and Sharapova for the right to lose to Serena ;D

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #214 on: June 6, 2013, 04:11:42 pm »
If only Sharapova spent a lot of her time concentrating on tennis and less on fashion as she does now, she could have won more Slams
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #215 on: June 6, 2013, 04:25:18 pm »
The 'cat fight' is getting more interesting now ... :P
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #216 on: June 6, 2013, 04:35:13 pm »
Really poor standard really, neither playing their best. Seems to be about who loses the point rather than who wins it.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #217 on: June 6, 2013, 04:36:16 pm »
Also Azarenka and that fella from LMFAO must be the strangest 'famous' couple i've seen.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #218 on: June 6, 2013, 05:01:14 pm »
sharapova through to the mixed singles final against serena williams

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #219 on: June 6, 2013, 05:44:13 pm »
sharapova through to the mixed singles final against serena williams

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This is hard to watch, Serena just murdering in the first 3 games.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #220 on: June 6, 2013, 06:09:50 pm »
Serena has been phenomenal

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #221 on: June 6, 2013, 06:17:10 pm »
This is just cruel a light cruiserweight up against a super heavyweight  :-X

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #222 on: June 6, 2013, 06:19:59 pm »
If only Sharapova spent a lot of her time concentrating on tennis and less on fashion as she does now, she could have won more Slams

I think thats unfair, she has had a lot of lengthy spells out with injury which have made it more difficult for her.

http://www.matchstat.com/PlayerInjuries/-503
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #223 on: June 6, 2013, 06:30:42 pm »
wish serena just fuck off and retire.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #224 on: June 6, 2013, 08:40:00 pm »
wish serena just fuck off and retire.
That, please. Feel sorry about Errani, she deserved a chance to take revenge against Sharapova  :wanker
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #225 on: June 6, 2013, 09:21:03 pm »
wish serena just fuck off and retire.

Why? Don't be silly.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #226 on: June 7, 2013, 09:28:24 am »
wish serena just fuck off and retire would just accept she should be playing in the men's half of the draw.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #227 on: June 7, 2013, 12:03:36 pm »
Nadal and Djokovic about to start. This is going to be good.

We could potentially have two 5-setters.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #228 on: June 7, 2013, 01:06:29 pm »
first set nadal 6-4

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #229 on: June 7, 2013, 01:06:36 pm »
Nadal takes the first set! Just the one break needed, 6-4, Nadal looks like hes back to his best.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #230 on: June 7, 2013, 01:07:09 pm »
Go on Rafa!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #231 on: June 7, 2013, 01:30:56 pm »
Nadal moves a break ahead now in the second set, only needed the one break point.

Djokovic yet to have a single break point in the match, Nadal is playing some sublime stuff.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #232 on: June 7, 2013, 01:40:23 pm »
Well, Novak has finally got a grip of himself! Game on.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #233 on: June 7, 2013, 01:50:50 pm »
Wow! Djokovic has won 3 games in a row now to move a break ahead in the 2nd set. Momentum has well and truly shifted.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #234 on: June 7, 2013, 01:50:59 pm »
unbelievable competitor djokovic is

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #235 on: June 7, 2013, 02:12:13 pm »
Nadal breaks at the start of the third. ITV are talking as if Djokovic may have a slight niggle so we'll see how that one develops.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #236 on: June 7, 2013, 02:13:52 pm »
I start watching the match and Nadal doesn't win a single point, as soon as I stop watching he is up 2-0.


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #237 on: June 7, 2013, 02:17:40 pm »
Can't believe I'm missing this game! Sometimes work is really a kick in the bollocks. Painful having to follow the score on BBC which only refreshes every game rather than point.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #238 on: June 7, 2013, 02:19:09 pm »
djokovic doesn't look bothered in this set

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #239 on: June 7, 2013, 02:19:28 pm »
Why bother with hawk eye if they aren't going to use it?