Probably the opposite of mingebag but still belongs in here due to the ‘restaraunt bill’ stories....
We’ve got this lad at work (lovely guy btw), never puts in for birthdays etc, rarely comes on nights out or team meals (this is probably why). So we had a big leaving meal for one of his mates in the team about two months ago and went Frankie and Bennies, about 15 of us. He has no starter, plain burger and chips, no pudding and drinks tap water. Pretty much everyone else filled their boots, plenty of beers, three courses etc. He then fucks off early before the bill comes, I tell him don’t worry I’ll pay his as he’s got no cash and he can send it me later. Ends up £30 each as we split the bill, comes in Monday morning and he thought we were all joking when I said he owed me £30 but he paid up. Since then we’ve been ribbing him, telling him the perils of the split bill, you win some and you lose some. Went out again last week to some Mexican, about 10 of us and he comes along and he goes nuts. Orders tapas just for a starter, most expensive steak, few drinks, pudding etc and he’s sat there with a Vermont (beaming....fucking Vermont
)smile, waiting for the bill to see what he’s ‘saved’......and then the majority end up agreeing that we pay for our own
Poor lads never gonna come for another meal again.
