Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
I give it two years
For the record, I am wearing a floral frock, with floral prints of Pansies and Chrysanthemum'sa designed by Gunther, Manolo Blahnik shoes made form the finest puppy skin, a clutch to match and a fasinator of chiffon and sea urchin, designed by the house of clit.
Her sex tape will be released within 6 months.
I'm very happy for the lovely couple, and by extension both of our great nations. A reaffirmation of the special relationship, just when it was most needed, tethering us once more to the land of eternal freedom, where righteous gun ownership prevents the government forcing healthcare on people, a true Utopia where even orange skin and rank stupidity is no barrier to rulership. A joyful day, not only for the bride and groom, but for everyone living, especially the Americans as once more we wrap them unto our parental bosom, and even more especially the British, because we are the best. We have been made Great Again.Feel proud to be a part of this island nation, where we can sweep the homeless from the streets like the detritus we all know them to be, though political correctness might prevent us from uttering this enduring truth aloud, and watch as thousands of relatively poor people cheer the coming together of two fabulously wealthy people for whom poverty is naught but a word. There's nothing quite like a royal wedding to restore the natural order of the world, and everything is as it should be once more.
Spain's still got a king though.
Last time I went there I saw masturbating chimpanzees. Whether you think that's worthy of £22 is up to you. All I'll say is I now have an annual pass.
Good luck to them, missus was proper loving it so I turned into Chief Eater of Cakes She Made. If it gets me more cakes, tell them all to get fucking married.Have the homeless got their sleeping bags back yet?
...tell them all to get fucking.....
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.
it has a filling of Amalfi lemon curd and elderflower buttercream, and it's decorated with 150 fresh flowers
CF's missus Royal cake.
The American pastor stole the show
IT'S TURNING LEFT!
Crosby Nick never fails.
Fuck me..I’ve just found myself watching cricket to avoid what’s on the other channels..
would rather have a wank wearing a barb wire glove
If you're chasing thrills, try a bit of auto-asphyxiation with a poppers-soaked orange in your gob.
I think the best bit is the general public ‘invited’ to the wedding. Allowed on the grounds, roped off as they are allowed the privalege to gawp at the royal scroungers and celebrities who walk into the castle and having to sort out their own lunches.
I feel your pain. (to borrow a phrase)My Dad tells a tale about when he was at the pub during the Charlie/Dianna wedding: the TV was on and the whole pub was glued to it (my Dad, not so much), when a fella bounced in and shouted, Tom & Gerry is on the other side, promptly ran over to the TV and changed channel - there was uproar.
https://www.wholesaleclearance.co.uk/princess-merkel-and-price-harry-party-ware-with-slight-printing-error.htmRead the blurb. It is worth it.
