Author Topic: All time LFC Draft - The Final (Read 2255 times)

Hazell · « **on:** March 2, 2018, 10:30:28 pm »

Hello and welcome to The All Time LFC Draft Final. The votes have been counted and our numerous wives have all voted and it comes down to a battle between Trendisnotdestiny and Hazell.

Preamble from Trend:

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on February 25, 2018, 10:23:47 pm

"my well is far from deep"

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on February 28, 2018, 02:04:49 pm

If I get to the semis --- I'll have to pull some more wool out of me arse.

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on February 28, 2018, 02:13:00 pm

Merseyside Maggie have a kickabout and a shaggie!

Me, I'll just leave this in here, courtesy of my good friend Colin Pascoe, and you can make your own minds up as to who the worthy winner is:

And so, onto the match.

LFC Draft Final:

Trendisnotdestiny vs Hazell

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El Lobo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 2, 2018, 11:00:19 pm »

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #2 on:** March 2, 2018, 11:20:26 pm »

Holy Hell Hazell.... me own words come back to bite me in the arse!

Bumtastic: one's own carnivorous words become a feedback loop for ironic backside bite marks

Wow, it turns out there really is a word for this and is really a thing? Who knew? Here is the definition: When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

Blovine Blogging - Incessant arguing about canvassing rules in all LFC draft using loquacious cow farts as evidence

Samie · « **Reply #3 on:** March 3, 2018, 12:50:29 am »

Is Hazell still the Ballack of draft's?

Sarge · « **Reply #4 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:17:16 am »

How the fuck is Hazell winning this draft

PhaseOfPlay · « **Reply #5 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:36:24 am »

Quote from: Samie on March 3, 2018, 12:50:29 am

Is Hazell still the Ballack of draft's?

Well he's definitely some type of Ballack

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #6 on:** March 3, 2018, 02:47:16 am »

The writers guild and some pretty silly cuss words ain't gonna get me out this one folks!

Hazell, you are a badass my friend! Pure badass. No pun intended from earlier word play.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #7 on:** March 3, 2018, 02:56:34 am »

Quote from: Eel Lobo on March 2, 2018, 11:00:19 pm

Beaten by a show called the Orifice. How Alanis Morrisette!

Suckubus GeggenShroot: sycophantic drumming that causes counter arousal

C'mon lads? We've got to play better than this! We cannot tolerate listening to Jimi Hendrix being blared through the boot room --- Purple Hazell... Win one for the King! One more lads.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #8 on:** March 3, 2018, 03:09:44 am »

Just in case you missed earlier foul mouth word play, here is a list to peruse and use. My immaturity really knows no bounds.

I call this the Djozer is Destiny List!
And anyone using any of these words on any forum while participating in our voting drafts will get automatic up votes from me and probably others because, you know, we have ethics and shit.

Not so oldie, but a goodie: Wankplank - Frank Lampard

He put the dou in : douchnozzle - Wayne Rooney

For those with back hair and large mouth bass features - bovispunk - Karim Benzema

Backstabbers of the world: omnifallus - Danny Murphy or the Razor

Slinging a shitshow: Proctollicle: prostate merged testicle combining worst parts of balls/ass - Piers Moron
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American politics: Presidue: Smegma laced tweets from a preadolescent male in the white house --- Dude Drumpf [/color]

From the makers of fuck-it-all: Bitchdebris: spewing whiny nonsense; closely linked to its cousin bitchassedness - Arsene Wenger

Jabba the Hut meets Technology: A Flappening - overweight sexting thievery - Neville Southall

Not getting any because you're an asshole: Celibataintus - Joey Barton

Blowing oneself with a roll of Harry Potter embossed stamps cock ring: Philafillatus incantatum - Anyone at Sky Sports

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #9 on:** March 3, 2018, 03:22:08 am »

I feel this final is slip sliding away (apologies to Paul Simon for this). This will give you "the runs".

Betty Blue · « **Reply #10 on:** March 3, 2018, 11:59:12 am »

I voted for Bobby...oh, wait.

Hazell · « **Reply #11 on:** March 3, 2018, 12:07:41 pm »

Quote from: Sarge on March 3, 2018, 01:17:16 am

How the fuck is Hazell winning this draft

Quote from: PhaseOfPlay on March 3, 2018, 01:36:24 am

Well he's definitely some type of Ballack

You really are a couple of sad little men, aren't you?

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #12 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:02:43 pm »

Quote from: Betty Blue on March 3, 2018, 11:59:12 am

I voted for Bobby...oh, wait.

Hazell · « **Reply #13 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:04:51 pm »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on March 3, 2018, 02:47:16 am

The writers guild and some pretty silly cuss words ain't gonna get me out this one folks!

Hazell, you are a badass my friend! Pure badass. No pun intended from earlier word play.

I'm surprised at the score so far, what with your front two, Firmino's class but especially Kenny, who basically is Liverpool, winning league titles as player and manager, being educated at Cambridge University, saving us from Roy and being a general badass.

Still plenty of time to turn it around, as the semi's proved.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #14 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:55:48 pm »

Thought the other two from the semis would make up the final.

Had to go for the one balanced team in this one.

The keepers and defences in the final day something about what people vote based on.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #15 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:59:50 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 3, 2018, 01:04:51 pm

I'm surprised at the score so far, what with your front two, Firmino's class but especially Kenny, who basically is Liverpool, winning league titles as player and manager, being educated at Cambridge University, saving us from Roy and being a general badass.

Still plenty of time to turn it around, as the semi's proved.

Knackered from the semis - I think this is the moment where we say --- cue the Jimi Hendrix.