Author Topic: CL: Maribor 0 v Liverpool 7 (Bob 4' 53', Phil '13, Mo 19' 40' Ox 86' TAA 90')  (Read 34610 times)

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19 Salah is through on goal on a deft pass from Firmino. Slots home cooly.
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Easy to see now why Mourinho parked all the buses in Manchester on Saturday.
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Easy to see now why Mourinho parked all the buses in Manchester on Saturday.
Um. Manchester??

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Spartak gone 1 up.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Ellesmere Port Birdwatchers flag right at the front there.

A possible KFS infraction I think? But good to see LFC twitchers on tour non-the-less
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Shout out to Newsnight's own Peter Marshall, apparently in the crowd tonight :wave

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Um. Manchester??

He brought them to Anfield obviously.
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23' Milner with a great take in the box...bit of footwork and the ball eventually goes to TAA, cross and the keeper concedes a corner which comes to nothing.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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26' Keep ball from us at the mo.
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26' Cou finds Salad with a nice chip ball which he hits on the volley but easy for the keeper.
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He brought them to Anfield obviously.
Still laugh at that post from the Sunderland lad asking where he could park when coming to Anfield and some funny get said, "Park in front of our goal, will yer - our defence is shite!" :lmao

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26' Given away..Gini to Salad who slots it home, but there was a flag on the play. Offside.
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27' Decent take low down to his left from Karius...slack at the back there. Where have I heard that before?
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Still laugh at that post from the Sunderland lad asking where he could park when coming to Anfield and some funny get said, "Park in front of our goal, will yer - our defence is shite!" :lmao

Hahahhaa
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29' Being a little sloppy at the mo and Haribo are trying to have a go.
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27' Decent take low down to his left from Karius...slack at the back there. Where have I heard that before?
Oh goody - Karius needed to make a save, any save to prove that he can actually save stuff

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Over to Rushie
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Oh goody - Karius needed to make a save, any save to prove that he can actually save stuff

Will do him the world of good pulling of that worldie save ;D
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Spurs leading away an Madrid...

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Second game in a row where the opponets haven't scored with their first shot on target. The corner is turned.
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30' in possession again. Ball being passed around on the half line. Ball worked through and Salah shoots - mari  keep fumbles but collects on second attempt

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Seville drawing now with Spartak. Interesting.

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32' Mari working their way through the middle but firmly rebuffed the

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Spurs leading away an Madrid...

Wow really? Mmm.
Seville drawing now with Spartak. Interesting.

Very good. Would be cracking if that ended in a draw, we put another 3 past these and then 10 at Anfield for shits and giggles.
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34' Reds (well, highlighter orange) are keeping neat possession in and around the Mari box. Moreno with a cross over to Salah, but no way through then. We recycle.

36' Salah keeps them occupied down the right

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Liverpool have had 61 percent possession to Maribor's 39.

Liverpool 232 passes complete to Maribor's 115
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Maribox?  :-X

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Is their No 5 called The Hobbit?
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37' Phil with excellent control holds a deep cross and passes to Phil. Phil unable to get a clean shot away and Maribor keeper collects.

Maribor with a quick counterthrust but are beaten back and attempt a shot from about 4000000 yards away. Karius collects easily

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Maribox?  :-X

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Still prefer Haribo myself ;D
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40' - Moreno to Phil to Salah - that was basically walked into the net. Easy peasy

Goal 4-0

Salah
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Excellent goal again - practically queueing up to slot it in.

In other news, Napoli just missed a penno v Shitty

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In other news, Napoli just missed a penno v Shitty

That one 0-0 still?
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Well someone was due a thrashing sooner or later.
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