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« Reply #2560 on: August 24, 2017, 07:27:23 pm »
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« Reply #2561 on: August 24, 2017, 08:30:43 pm »
Yep and then finish 6th and win the Europa cup and qualify again.
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« Reply #2562 on: August 25, 2017, 12:34:44 am »
Another who is always positive about all things United, negative about all things Liverpool.

Must be rough going through life that way as a supposed Liverpool fan. Amazed you haven't given up on football yet and found another sport that gives you far less anguish.
Huh??   ??? Was saying it as a piss take,  not sure how finishing 6th and winning the crappy Europa cup again that Mourinho seems to hate so much would be a good season for a squad worth 500m.

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« Reply #2563 on: August 25, 2017, 12:45:16 am »
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« Reply #2564 on: August 25, 2017, 02:38:54 am »
Man utd need to shift Ibra shirts, so they resigned him.

They don't get the money from shirt sales, Adidas do, hence the shitload of cash they paid united. This is a common misconception in football.
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« Reply #2565 on: August 25, 2017, 07:59:30 am »
They don't get the money from shirt sales, Adidas do, hence the shitload of cash they paid united. This is a common misconception in football.

As is sarcasm I believe :-)
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« Reply #2566 on: August 25, 2017, 08:17:24 am »
I think I've seen this shit before, they do know that their club is nicknamed the Red Devils, right?

And they are very related with number 6.
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« Reply #2567 on: August 25, 2017, 08:20:01 am »
If they're serious about retaining Neymar and Bale, quite frankly they'll need the hundreds of millions of pounds that #Zlatback shirt sales will bring
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« Reply #2568 on: August 25, 2017, 09:12:57 am »
The interesting thing about this is  given the amount of money they've spent since Ferguson left, they should really be the strongest team in the world at present.

PSG have spent a lot, but are playing catch-up and have no real competition in their league (Apart from Monaco)

Barcelona and Real and Bayern are established, but Manchester United have spent £800M since Ferguson left and finished 6th.

If Liverpool spent £800M and didn't even challenge, then you'd be a bit surprised. I'm not sure if it's bad buys, crap management or what.
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« Reply #2569 on: August 25, 2017, 09:14:02 am »
Have they sealed their Champ21ns shirts yet?*

(not sure what they mean by 21 since football was founded in 1992 right?  :wave

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« Reply #2570 on: August 25, 2017, 03:45:22 pm »
The interesting thing about this is  given the amount of money they've spent since Ferguson left, they should really be the strongest team in the world at present.

PSG have spent a lot, but are playing catch-up and have no real competition in their league (Apart from Monaco)

Barcelona and Real and Bayern are established, but Manchester United have spent £800M since Ferguson left and finished 6th.

If Liverpool spent £800M and didn't even challenge, then you'd be a bit surprised. I'm not sure if it's bad buys, crap management or what.

Red nose had something much more important than money - he had referees.
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« Reply #2571 on: August 25, 2017, 06:32:36 pm »
Can somebody help me understand how United are going to finish 6th when their CL group only has four teams?  :-\
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« Reply #2572 on: August 25, 2017, 06:33:47 pm »
The interesting thing about this is  given the amount of money they've spent since Ferguson left, they should really be the strongest team in the world at present.

PSG have spent a lot, but are playing catch-up and have no real competition in their league (Apart from Monaco)

Barcelona and Real and Bayern are established, but Manchester United have spent £800M since Ferguson left and finished 6th.

If Liverpool spent £800M and didn't even challenge, then you'd be a bit surprised. I'm not sure if it's bad buys, crap management or what.
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« Reply #2573 on: August 26, 2017, 05:04:14 am »
No, in his second season he won the title with Porto, Chelsea twice, Real Madrid + Inter (and CL).
One thing people forget when mentioning this: he won it because he had the most expensive team in each of the respected league. Not this time, united carries too many deadwoods. Well, it's still very expensive but with too many baggages. Their best midfielder is Herrera.
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« Reply #2574 on: August 26, 2017, 05:43:01 am »
One thing people forget when mentioning this: he won it because he had the most expensive team in each of the respected league. Not this time, united carries too many deadwoods. Well, it's still very expensive but with too many baggages. Their best midfielder is Herrera.

This is probably the most expensive team ever assembled. I guess he didn't buy all of them but he sure spent a lot.
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« Reply #2575 on: August 26, 2017, 12:15:05 pm »
Open to correction here but I'm pretty certain after this summer's spending (and indeed last summer's) that City have the most expensive squad in the world, not us.
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« Reply #2576 on: August 26, 2017, 12:36:35 pm »
Open to correction here but I'm pretty certain after this summer's spending (and indeed last summer's) that City have the most expensive squad in the world, not us.

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« Reply #2577 on: August 26, 2017, 12:36:53 pm »
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« Reply #2578 on: August 26, 2017, 01:02:42 pm »
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« Reply #2579 on: August 26, 2017, 03:42:06 pm »
If they give the Foxes a good anal pounding then I'll be a wee bit worried.

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« Reply #2580 on: August 26, 2017, 03:49:01 pm »
If they give the Foxes a good anal pounding then I'll be a wee bit worried.
Why? Its still August, they had a good start last season and still weakened.

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« Reply #2581 on: August 26, 2017, 07:53:28 pm »
Why? Its still August, they had a good start last season and still weakened.
There much stronger this season. There going to challenge for the title. Even dip stick Maureen couldn't mess up with that squad.

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« Reply #2582 on: August 26, 2017, 07:55:37 pm »
There much stronger this season. There going to challenge for the title. Even dip stick Maureen couldn't mess up with that squad.
So will we and four other teams.

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« Reply #2583 on: August 26, 2017, 07:57:21 pm »
So will we and four other teams.
What 5 teams all vying for the title towards the end of the season? That's happened.. never.
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« Reply #2584 on: August 26, 2017, 07:58:25 pm »
What 5 teams all vying for the title towards the end of the season? That's happened.. never.
Six and you can challenge for the title and drop off before May.

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« Reply #2585 on: August 26, 2017, 07:59:13 pm »
That's just stupid. Unless you consider being top in November challenging for the title, I don't.

Challenging for the title is being there or there abouts with a few weeks to go.
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« Reply #2586 on: August 26, 2017, 08:01:52 pm »
That's just stupid. Unless you consider being top in November challenging for the title, I don't.

Challenging for the title is being there or there abouts with a few weeks to go.
I'll put it another way, then - there are six teams who could win the league.

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« Reply #2587 on: August 26, 2017, 08:01:57 pm »
What 5 teams all vying for the title towards the end of the season? That's happened.. never.

The point is that everyone of the top 6 has the ability to challenge for the league. They all wont but there is no reason that they shouldnt. After seeing the teams in 2005-10 in this league all these sides pale in comparison. There is no stand out side.

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« Reply #2588 on: August 26, 2017, 08:03:57 pm »
The point is that everyone of the top 6 has the ability to challenge for the league. They all wont but there is no reason that they shouldnt. After seeing the teams in 2005-10 in this league all these sides pale in comparison. There is no stand out side.
I agree about stand out side, but squad? Both Mancs have better squads than us Chelsea and Spurs.

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« Reply #2589 on: August 26, 2017, 08:08:54 pm »
I agree about stand out side, but squad? Both Mancs have better squads than us Chelsea and Spurs.

Only Man City have a super deep squad of immense quality but i dont know about Guardiola. At the moment i dont think he knows what style or setup his team must be taking.

Man Utd's squad is deep but is it full of real quality? Not convinced.

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« Reply #2590 on: August 26, 2017, 08:10:10 pm »
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« Reply #2591 on: August 26, 2017, 08:54:47 pm »
Should have been 4-0 really.

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« Reply #2592 on: August 26, 2017, 09:01:48 pm »
The commentary on the radio today was nauseating. The excitement and encouragement in their voices at anything that lot did was unbelievable, even talking about how slick mourinho was looking in his suit etc.

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« Reply #2593 on: August 26, 2017, 09:18:32 pm »
The commentary on the radio today was nauseating. The excitement and encouragement in their voices at anything that lot did was unbelievable, even talking about how slick mourinho was looking in his suit etc.

It's really weird. I know the big clubs get more attention and hype in the media, but the desperation for United to do well and the talking up of everything they do is just odd.

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« Reply #2594 on: August 26, 2017, 09:29:30 pm »
It's really weird. I know the big clubs get more attention and hype in the media, but the desperation for United to do well and the talking up of everything they do is just odd.

Just another reason why it's so good to see them fall down a place every season (fourth, then fifth, then sixth). ;D

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« Reply #2595 on: August 26, 2017, 09:36:25 pm »
Still don't think their attack looks overly fluid.

Not getting the Mkhitaryan hype, especially. He's not close to the Coutinho, Eriksen, De Bruyne group in terms of influencing a game. Has the odd moment in games, but spends too much of the match on the fringes.

The Bailly/Jones/Matic triangle has been important for them. Two extremely aggressive, front foot defenders, with Matic disciplined, sensing danger and filling in when necessary.

Jones seems to have been gurning around forever. Had to check when the commentator said he was still only 25.

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« Reply #2596 on: August 26, 2017, 10:23:02 pm »
Still don't think their attack looks overly fluid.

Not getting the Mkhitaryan hype, especially. He's not close to the Coutinho, Eriksen, De Bruyne group in terms of influencing a game. Has the odd moment in games, but spends too much of the match on the fringes.

The Bailly/Jones/Matic triangle has been important for them. Two extremely aggressive, front foot defenders, with Matic disciplined, sensing danger and filling in when necessary.

Jones seems to have been gurning around forever. Had to check when the commentator said he was still only 25.
I agree with all of this. Jones has been absolutely fantastic this season and I hope he can finally overcome his injury troubles. We're still a nifty creator or pacey wide goalscorer away from being league winning candidates for me.
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« Reply #2597 on: August 26, 2017, 11:07:38 pm »
Man Utd's

Starting line up against Swansea was bought for £332 million

Their bench cost £117m


But this squad didn't include

Ashley Young £15m
Luke Shaw £30m
Marcos Rojo £16m
Michael Carrick £18m
Matteo Darmian £12.7m

So even 5 players who can't make the bench are valued at  £101.7m

I value their squad at £550m

The City Squad is surely more?

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« Reply #2598 on: August 26, 2017, 11:22:57 pm »
Who gives a shit if maybe Man City's squad cost more.

Man Utd and Man City both had the most expensive squads last season. Neither won the League.

They have the most expensive squads this season. Hopefully the trend continues.
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« Reply #2599 on: August 27, 2017, 02:01:48 am »
And they still need an offside goal at home against a team passing the ball to them all game to kill them off.
 
Oh well, at least Ronaldo named Rashford in his list of heirs apparent to the top player throne, and Rashford scored!!! He doesn't do that too much. Now he is up there with Ummbop ladidada Ummbop as a major powerhouse talent.

That was dull football they played today, functional, slow, turgid, dull.

 At least Fellaini is good for a beer when he is out and about, can't fault him for that. I'd drink too if I had to play that shite football for that shite club.

It is a machine. It is more stupid than we are. It will not stop us from doing stupid things.