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Re: James Milner - The man who's involved in lots of the goal things
« Reply #1200 on: November 9, 2017, 05:08:21 pm »
Should be Emre if Firmino doesn’t want them again.

He isnt a guranteed starter either

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Re: James Milner - The man who's involved in lots of the goal things
« Reply #1201 on: November 9, 2017, 05:25:29 pm »
He plays nearly every time he's available so meh.

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Re: James Milner - The man who's involved in lots of the goal things
« Reply #1202 on: December 6, 2017, 11:03:19 pm »
Give him a 15 min warm-up and he becomes an assist machine  ;D



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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1203 on: December 6, 2017, 11:23:07 pm »
is boringjamesmilner on twitter really our james is it a fake account cos if it is defo his then he`s well named  :o
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1204 on: December 6, 2017, 11:24:51 pm »
If Albie doesn't make it for Sunday you feel that Milner will come back in. Nothing against Robertson, but Milner's experience could be important and he's a player you'd trust in most positions on the pitch to at least do a competent job.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1205 on: December 6, 2017, 11:28:26 pm »
is boringjamesmilner on twitter really our james is it a fake account cos if it is defo his then he`s well named  :o

No, it's one a City fan made up a few years ago, there's actually a couple of  Youtube videos where he plays the boring character, though, they were part of City's advent calendar videos back then.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1206 on: December 6, 2017, 11:29:56 pm »
no probs and I am no on twitter but spotted that account online and had a look for a second.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1207 on: December 6, 2017, 11:44:21 pm »
Coutinho is terrible at penalties

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1208 on: December 6, 2017, 11:51:37 pm »
Was it last year or the year before that Milner had a series of assists for a few months? Or i have been hallucinating ;D

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1209 on: December 6, 2017, 11:53:49 pm »
Was it last year or the year before that Milner had a series of assists for a few months? Or i have been hallucinating ;D

Was towards the end of 2015/16 yeah. In big games too, most notably for that goal against Dortmund!

He was absolutely fucking brilliant when he came on today and would concur with the poster above that, unfortunately for Robertson, he would have to play Sunday if Moreno is out.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1210 on: December 6, 2017, 11:59:21 pm »
Was towards the end of 2015/16 yeah. In big games too, most notably for that goal against Dortmund!

He was absolutely fucking brilliant when he came on today and would concur with the poster above that, unfortunately for Robertson, he would have to play Sunday if Moreno is out.

Easy tiger I'm pretty sure Robertson would have done just as much as Milner if he had to come on.
Lucky for Milner he can cover midfield although the less said about that the better!

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1211 on: December 7, 2017, 12:07:52 am »
Was it last year or the year before that Milner had a series of assists for a few months? Or i have been hallucinating ;D

Was the reason for this thread, so must have been around April 2016 ;)
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'd have 5 assists
« Reply #1212 on: December 7, 2017, 12:09:21 am »
Easy tiger I'm pretty sure Robertson would have done just as much as Milner if he had to come on.
Lucky for Milner he can cover midfield although the less said about that the better!

Was Moreno before he went off?

The answer's no. So why can't I praise a very good performance? He was everywhere! Peach of a cross for Mané's first and was then the furthest forward player for Salah's.

I like Robertson, but based on current form & rhythm, as well as the size of the match, I'd side with Milner all day for Sunday.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1213 on: December 7, 2017, 12:25:57 am »
Finally a left food cross assist!

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1214 on: December 7, 2017, 01:08:39 am »
Finally a left food cross assist!

Haven't been many of those leftover, have there?
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1215 on: December 7, 2017, 06:29:23 am »
I’d start Hendo and Milner at CM with Robertson at LB next game
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1216 on: December 7, 2017, 07:38:55 am »
Made it look so easy

Brilliant performance

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1217 on: December 7, 2017, 08:16:56 am »
Milner can still play a key role but he probably will not be content to stay as a versatile sub.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1218 on: December 7, 2017, 08:44:00 am »
Milner is actually a decent crosser of the ball with his left foot. I remember an assist for Origi in 15/16 (against the bitters was it?). I don't understand why he didn't try it more often last year.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1219 on: December 7, 2017, 09:45:22 am »
I just realised, he had a perfect hattrick if assists.
A left footed cross for the Mane goal, a right footed layoff for Coutinho and a headed assist for the Salah goal. ;D :wave
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1220 on: December 8, 2017, 02:37:08 am »
I just realised, he had a perfect hattrick if assists.
A left footed cross for the Mane goal, a right footed layoff for Coutinho and a headed assist for the Salah goal. ;D :wave

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1221 on: December 8, 2017, 12:22:44 pm »
Milner is actually a decent crosser of the ball with his left foot. I remember an assist for Origi in 15/16 (against the bitters was it?). I don't understand why he didn't try it more often last year.
He did it twice in that game if memory serves, once to Origi and another one to Sakho
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1222 on: December 10, 2017, 11:46:22 am »
I just realised, he had a perfect hattrick if assists.
A left footed cross for the Mane goal, a right footed layoff for Coutinho and a headed assist for the Salah goal. ;D :wave

Hes the best crosser at the club since Gerrard. Thats why he suits left back, can overlap and whip balls in.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1223 on: December 10, 2017, 08:10:53 pm »
He was one of our best player on the pitch today.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1224 on: December 11, 2017, 05:28:00 am »
Milner can still play a key role but he probably will not be content to stay as a versatile sub.

Why not?
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1225 on: December 11, 2017, 06:38:39 am »
I think he was always a willing runner off the ball yesterday. He was trying to drag Everton players away and open up some space, unfortunately we didn't have the players available to pick a pass out yesterday against a team that deep.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1226 on: December 31, 2017, 09:06:31 am »
Poor Jimmy on the third page.

Nice assist. Looked decent on the highlights.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1227 on: December 31, 2017, 09:15:13 am »
I thought he played well, especially the first 45 minutes, but many complained about him in the half time thread though.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1228 on: December 31, 2017, 09:20:20 am »
Does a pretty good job when called upon, nothing to complain about. Keep up the good work lad. I hope he stays around for a squad role when we win the league in 2 or 3 years.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1229 on: December 31, 2017, 06:20:04 pm »
https://youtu.be/4a1bQztkmCU

Minute 10:09 - telling the ref what we all thought.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1230 on: December 31, 2017, 06:31:49 pm »
Good rotation option for us, so i'm very happy with the way Klopp has managed his minutes this season. Hopefully James is happy with it too
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1231 on: December 31, 2017, 06:39:49 pm »
thought it was opposite - was struggling the first 20 - then played great.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1232 on: December 31, 2017, 06:41:12 pm »
https://youtu.be/4a1bQztkmCU

Minute 10:09 - telling the ref what we all thought.

What language was that?

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1234 on: February 14, 2018, 09:36:06 pm »
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1235 on: February 14, 2018, 09:51:17 pm »
Most assists in the Champions League this season. He's like a budget De Bruyne in that mood. Should've played more minutes in Lallana's absence this season.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1236 on: February 14, 2018, 09:55:34 pm »
Top draw tonight.  Really good player.

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1237 on: February 14, 2018, 10:01:27 pm »
Top draw tonight.  Really good player.

Dont know why people are so suprised. He turns up everygame he plays in, sometimes he might play like hes got lead in his boots but he can have games like tonight.
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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1238 on: February 14, 2018, 10:02:28 pm »
Most assists in the Champions League this season. He's like a budget De Bruyne in that mood. Should've played more minutes in Lallana's absence this season.
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Re: James Milner - The man who's involved in lots of the goal things
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

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Re: James Milner - By the time you've found Wally he'll have 5 assists
« Reply #1239 on: February 14, 2018, 10:35:12 pm »
That's the 3rd or 4th time he's come into the side and been boss as an 8 this year... think the key is he needs to be fresh.