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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47000 on: October 18, 2017, 11:25:51 pm »
The return of the Moysiah surely?
The fans ( the sensible ones at least* ) would hate it... The board ( Moshilar ) would fkin love it... Perpetual mid table motion.
With emphasis on the word 'motion'   ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47001 on: October 18, 2017, 11:36:04 pm »
Seeing as Owen Goals isn't pulling his weight so far this season, they are awaiting Mythical Signing to arrive in January to get them out of the relegation battle . It might be too late by then with any luck. They really got upset that we won 0-7 in the actual proper Champions League and they are bottom of their sad Europa group, despite being "similar sized clubs on the world stage". Even if they got Shakespeare we would always be on a way bigger stage than those amateur dramatists.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47002 on: October 19, 2017, 06:53:06 am »
Among the Shakespearean quotes i'm surprised this soliloquy from MacBeth hasn't come up, being almost a perfect description of Everton's plight.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47003 on: October 19, 2017, 10:31:07 am »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47004 on: October 19, 2017, 11:36:18 am »
The fans ( the sensible ones at least* ) would hate it... The board ( Moshilar ) would fkin love it... Perpetual mid table motion.
With emphasis on the word 'motion'   ;)

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Perpetual slow motion. ;D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47005 on: October 19, 2017, 11:42:25 am »
Rafa left us in a worse state than when he arrived says G.O.T.                 Damn those pesky trophies he won!!!!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47006 on: October 19, 2017, 11:48:31 am »
^
So awful of Rafa to have left us with that fifth European Cup, eh. What a bounder he was.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47007 on: October 19, 2017, 11:49:27 am »
Rafa left us in a worse state than when he arrived says G.O.T.                 Damn those pesky trophies he won!!!!
True. Oh how I wished for the days of Cisse and Baros instead of watching Torres lumbering around scoring all those goals.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47008 on: October 19, 2017, 12:37:36 pm »
Rafa left us in a worse state than when he arrived says G.O.T.                 Damn those pesky trophies he won!!!!

He didn't empty the waste paper bin in his office.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47009 on: October 19, 2017, 01:20:20 pm »
Rafa left us in a worse state than when he arrived says G.O.T.                 Damn those pesky trophies he won!!!!

Damn Rafa for putting us on the brink of bankruptcy! Oh wait...

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47010 on: October 19, 2017, 01:22:58 pm »
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So awful of Raffa to have left us with that fifth European Cup, eh. What a bounder he was.

He’s a fraud dontcha know. It was Houllier what built that team. Rafa got lucky.

I’ve had a Blue tell me that, seriously!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47011 on: October 19, 2017, 01:23:25 pm »
He’s a fraud dontcha know. It was Houllier what built that team. Rafa got lucky.

I’ve had a Blue tell me that, seriously!

Was it Carra?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47012 on: October 19, 2017, 01:23:41 pm »
Rafa left us in a worse state than when he arrived says G.O.T.                 Damn those pesky trophies he won!!!!

Was there any acknowledgment of how big a role the cancers played?

Are they inferring he's not good enough for them!!??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47014 on: October 19, 2017, 01:47:34 pm »
"I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us."

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47015 on: October 19, 2017, 03:02:28 pm »
Was there any acknowledgment of how big a role the cancers played?

Are they inferring he's not good enough for them!!??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

there is actually a few of them conceding he'd be great, but of course the problem is, he's a RS, so he can't be touched.

One hilarious comment I saw, I think by that madman catcherintherye - putting managers into categories, like 'world class', 'very good' etc, was that Rafa wasn't one of the elite but he was at the level of coaches like Pochetino, Emery and Koeman  ;D  And to be fair, he was called out for even daring putting Koeman amongst the likes of Emery and Rafa!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47016 on: October 19, 2017, 03:15:39 pm »
Just drove past the Liver Buildings at aboout 14.00 and noticed that the clock is showing 12.00. The clock was faulty a couple of months ago as well, in fact it may not have been running right since summer.

Is this another example of Moshi La losing interest?

Maybe they should just stick the cuckoo clock on the top.



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47017 on: October 19, 2017, 03:42:33 pm »
He’s a fraud dontcha know. It was Houllier what built that team. Rafa got lucky.

I’ve had a Blue tell me that, seriously!

Don't you just love a Blueshite history re-write.  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47018 on: October 19, 2017, 03:53:29 pm »
Just drove past the Liver Buildings at aboout 14.00 and noticed that the clock is showing 12.00. The clock was faulty a couple of months ago as well, in fact it may not have been running right since summer.

Is this another example of Moshi La losing interest?

Maybe they should just stick the cuckoo clock on the top.

I noticed that on Tuesday when I drove past.
You aren't far from the truth there either. Doshi La hasn't actually lost interest, though. I hear him and Joe Blanderson are cooking up a plot to remove the Liver Birds from the building altogether and replace them with two blue Angry Birds. The clockfaces are to be removed and replaced with top notch Swiss-quality cuckoo clocks, each with purple-faced angry birds which pop out and BOOOO on the hour.
 
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47019 on: October 19, 2017, 03:56:00 pm »
I noticed that on Tuesday when I drove past.
You aren't far from the truth there either. Doshi La hasn't actually lost interest, though. I hear him and Joe Blanderson are cooking up a plot to remove the Liver Birds from the building altogether and replace them with two blue Angry Birds. The clockfaces are to be removed and replaced with top notch Swiss-quality cuckoo clocks, each with purple-faced angry birds which pop out and BOOOO on the hour.
 
Is this the cuckoo clock?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47020 on: October 19, 2017, 05:32:41 pm »
Does the above purple headed one have any copyright over his image rights?

If so RAWK will owe him a fortune.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47021 on: October 19, 2017, 08:07:04 pm »
Come on Lyon :) ....some serious fewm just waiting to be released from that ground ...:)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47022 on: October 19, 2017, 08:10:16 pm »
Does the above purple headed one have any copyright over his image rights?

If so RAWK will owe him a fortune.

fucking hell the fella shouting fuck off would be able to retire, the stickman would make a fortune as well

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47023 on: October 19, 2017, 08:11:17 pm »
:lmao
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47024 on: October 19, 2017, 08:11:44 pm »
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However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47025 on: October 19, 2017, 08:12:00 pm »
Boos out in under 5 minutes.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47026 on: October 19, 2017, 08:12:51 pm »
Could Lyon beat our score the other night?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47027 on: October 19, 2017, 08:13:27 pm »
That Fekir.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47028 on: October 19, 2017, 08:15:14 pm »
Could Lyon beat our score the other night?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47029 on: October 19, 2017, 08:19:31 pm »
Big Nev has turned into Gargantuan Nev or Jabba the Hut

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47030 on: October 19, 2017, 08:20:50 pm »
BBC

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Everton 0-1 Lyon
It's the pocket of Lyon fans making all the noise at Goodison, and with good reason. They look slick, energetic, vibrant. Everything Everton are not so far this season.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47031 on: October 19, 2017, 08:22:02 pm »
Big Nev has turned into Gargantuan Nev or Jabba the Hut



It's coz he's full of shite

He could be quite a decent keeper at that size, literal shot stopper

As for Everton 0 Lyon 1....oh dear

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47032 on: October 19, 2017, 08:23:26 pm »
Too fuckin sexy this lot
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47033 on: October 19, 2017, 08:24:23 pm »
He is being sacked isn't he?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47034 on: October 19, 2017, 08:25:33 pm »
He is being sacked isn't he?

He is doing a very good job, he's safe until after the derby.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47035 on: October 19, 2017, 08:26:37 pm »
He is being sacked isn't he?


Looks like he knows what's coming ...

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47036 on: October 19, 2017, 08:32:01 pm »
Are those little hospitality boxes in the front of their stand?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47037 on: October 19, 2017, 08:32:48 pm »
He is being sacked isn't he?

The Taming of the Koe(man).
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #47038 on: October 19, 2017, 08:36:45 pm »
Are those little hospitality boxes in the front of their stand?

Torture chambers

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