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Adverts you hate
« on: April 11, 2004, 02:59:39 pm »
what adverts really make your skin crawl when you see them?

The norwich union ad, the "quote me happy" one drives me mad!

And the nivea for men one where its got that bloke who wakes up "hungover", and goes like "Great party last night. Wish i could remember more of it!". He wakes up, supposedly hungover, an hes got white teeth, perfect hair and hes grinnign everywhere he goes! JUST FUCK OFF!!!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2004, 03:03:19 pm »
I the new Pot Noodle advert really pisses me off

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2004, 03:09:03 pm »
the halifax one with that bloke who's always singing is well annoying
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2004, 03:11:54 pm »
The fuckin injury robbin "have you had a fall" bastard's  :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2004, 03:30:20 pm »
Tesco's - patronising load of shite  :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2004, 03:34:51 pm »
The fuckin injury robbin "have you had a fall" bastard's  :no

Hate these c*nts.

Im with that 100% brother!  :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2004, 03:45:35 pm »
The smoking adverts. Don't like watching them.


The best set of adverts have been the tnago ones....... piss myself laughing everytime I see one. My fave has got to be the porcupine one. Class.  ;D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2004, 04:16:48 pm »
i hate those currys adverts with those 2 women with the hint of  are they or arent they  lesbians  :upyours i couldent care less bloody cows
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2004, 04:18:34 pm »
Anything Frank Windsor advertises

ie Miracle Grow Plant Food and those 'final expenses' adverts.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2004, 04:24:52 pm »
also I hate that advert for some accident claims company where the sales bloke is hooked up to a lie detector and this woman is like constantly at him with stupid questions like "do I get 100% of the compo?", at first I didn't get it, I just thought it was her being one of those annoying bossy women who never shut up, then my brother told me the sales bloke was plugged into a lie detector. ::)

I still hate the advert though, cos the woman is ugly as sin  >:( and never shuts up with the constant barrage of questions, not giving the guy a chance to answer 1 question before she's off with another, then another, etc etc. :no

why do all  of the loan/insurance ads look like they spent a tenner and hired tramps who didn't know how to act...

i mean really people looking unhappy as they step back then happy as they step forward, oh the drama school grads... >:( ;D

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2004, 04:34:39 pm »
Anything Frank Windsor advertises

ie Miracle Grow Plant Food and those 'final expenses' adverts.



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2004, 11:53:35 pm »
Anything with Mancs in it :no
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2004, 11:57:06 pm »
Anything with Mancs in it :no

You talk to the Manc on here. ???
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2004, 12:00:49 am »


You talk to the Manc on here. ???



Dont have to look at the c*nts face though :D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2004, 12:06:06 am »
Anything to to with Womens problems.

Oooh look, now I'm using this make of tampons I can rollerskate, which I could never do before. 

Load of fucking bollocks  :no
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« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2004, 12:08:32 am »




Dont have to look at the c*nts face though :D

You'll lose your acsent if you tak to him too much. :D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2004, 12:09:08 am »
Anything to to with Womens problems.

Oooh look, now I'm using this make of tampons I can rollerskate, which I could never do before. 

Load of fucking bollocks  :no



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2004, 12:35:28 am »
Few of them get on my nerves, forgot which one it is but when they are talking about Mortgages that pratt and his missus in the pub.

One Bloke says oh you should do this blah blah then his Missus Chimes in, Dont Listen to him!

If I was that guy her head would go straight down the toilet. Really gets on my nerves that one.

The other ones are probally when that guy turns up in that camper van and his lass says im not getting in that! Then the smug cow whos out jogging turns up and says oh phone direct line blah blah, its how I got me new kitchen  :no :no :no Cant stand that one either.

Theres a few more I dont like but ill let you good people have a ran first, ill be back  ;D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2004, 12:38:16 am »
Chelsea Building Society is the 1st one Buster.
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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2004, 12:40:59 am »
Cheers Robbie  ;D
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2004, 12:45:59 am »
Some gorky c*nt who is up his own arse,then smugly turns around and says (in a cockney voice) I'm with the Chelsea?

He'd better be with the Chelsea, that's the safest place for him.

All hand's to Chelsea away next season, lets fucking get him. :D

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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2004, 01:52:29 am »
Some gorky c*nt who is up his own arse,then smugly turns around and says (in a cockney voice) I'm with the Chelsea?

He'd better be with the Chelsea, that's the safest place for him.

All hand's to Chelsea away next season, lets fucking get him. :D



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2004, 11:36:17 am »
Few of them get on my nerves, forgot which one it is but when they are talking about Mortgages that pratt and his missus in the pub.

One Bloke says oh you should do this blah blah then his Missus Chimes in, Dont Listen to him!

If I was that guy her head would go straight down the toilet. Really gets on my nerves that one.

The other ones are probally when that guy turns up in that camper van and his lass says im not getting in that! Then the smug cow whos out jogging turns up and says oh phone direct line blah blah, its how I got me new kitchen  :no :no :no Cant stand that one either.

Theres a few more I dont like but ill let you good people have a ran first, ill be back  ;D

thats exactly what i was going to sa. i hate the way the woman says 'don't listen to him'.

the one that does sort of bring a smile to my face is the Michael Winner (?) one where he says 'calm down deer it's a commercial)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2004, 12:16:44 am »
the vauxhall zafira on with the 2 lads pretendin to be middle aged dads AAARRRRGGGGHHH they're annoyin!!!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2004, 12:18:13 am »
Nah thats funny ;D

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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2004, 12:20:37 am »
hate precocious kids but yeh made me laugh the first time

i prob dont like it cos it really catches my attention, in which case 10/10 for effective advertising lol

but it's still REALLY ANNOYING
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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2004, 12:27:14 am »
Oh oh oh... "Va va voom..."

FUCK OFF. :upyours

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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2004, 04:11:50 am »
Those Mint card ones do my head in as well.

Is that so and so riding bareback on the word mint?

If i was there id say what does it look like you senile old bastard! Hate that advert.

I really used to hate that Chelsea one though, when it had those people in the pub. How would you like 10grand or something? Oh It'd have to be a lottery win replys one woman, Ive got an absolute certainty, 3:30 at kempton, That raises a chuckle from the other yuppies.

Then the voice over bloke tells them oh just do this and that. You get 10grand or something. Whats the number again? Says the little tosser with his notepad. Then the *geezer* of the group says you'll be able to buy that horse of yours nevermind back it!

 :no :no :no :no :no :no I cant stand that advert, especially that geezer.

The Jamie Oliver ones used to do my head in as well. If theres a bigger Tit on the tele i dont want to know about it.

Oh aye and the one when that bloke and his missus transformed there kitchen from this, to this. At the end he goes we've even got enough left for a snooker table. No we havent! She replies. I dont like that one either

Infact thats why I dont watch the tv much, adverts get on my nerves lol  :wave
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2004, 09:16:38 am »
any advert that has obviously been made originally in a different language and dubbed badly into English.

Usually for wanky natural yogurt or other bollocks like that

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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2004, 09:18:08 am »
"Oh aye and the one when that bloke and his missus transformed there kitchen from this, to this. At the end he goes we've even got enough left for a snooker table. No we havent! She replies. I dont like that one either"

Agreed but the look on the blokes face when she says no is priceless1  ;D
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2004, 01:11:11 pm »
Those bloody parrots on that Tropicana advert!  :upyours

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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2004, 01:43:30 pm »
any advert that has obviously been made originally in a different language and dubbed badly into English.

Usually for wanky natural yogurt or other bollocks like that

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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2004, 03:09:52 pm »
Those Kinder eggs were foriegn but dubbed adverts. They were worse than watching old Kung Fu films
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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2004, 04:00:50 pm »
Whatever happened to Nicole from those Renault adverts  (last seen running off with Bob Mortimer in the last of the series)

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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2004, 04:18:46 pm »
the bloody 118 adverts piss me off.  Always switch off the sound/tv when they appear.

If anyone sees any thornton's chocolates ads let us know what you think of them and I'll pass the comments onto the guy who thought of them.  Although there ain't been many, if any, on since xmas and the Frankie Dettori ones.
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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2004, 04:33:39 pm »
Any of the Ambulance Chaser "Accident" compensation adverts. They do my head in. There were a group of blokes with "Accident Group" written on the back of black jackets in Birmingham last week and they asked me if I'd had an accident recently because I had some scratches on my face (courtesy of the cat). Told them no and they assured me they could get me ample compensation so I asked them just how much they think my cat is worth.

Hate companies like that. Compensation culture is a bad thing and those good for nothing "lawyers" do little to help things. I know most don't have much dignity else they wouldn't be lawyers but I'd have thought most might have a little more than to specialise in personal injury. No way you'll catch me doing that unless I'm defending against the claimants.

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« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2004, 04:42:02 pm »
Ban "no win no fee" arrangements. That will sort the bastards out.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2004, 02:48:38 am »
Anything put out by the Republican Party.  And we've still got another 7 months before the election.  :no

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« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2004, 02:52:00 am »
oh just remembered one i turn off, that BLOODY macdonalds cheap 99p things one where its supposed to be an airline, god that pisses me off, i get laughed at in the uni flat for bein so riled by it ;D