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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20600 on: July 22, 2018, 09:59:34 pm »
Balotelli, Falcao, Cavani...

I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20601 on: July 23, 2018, 08:59:17 pm »
All Man City tickets went on General sale today max 6 per person for the entire season (big games are restricted to members only).

Every game has loads of seats left all over ;D
Compare this to our ticket sale last week that sold out in about 2 hours

But they're a big club and we're just a cult, of course

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20602 on: July 23, 2018, 09:05:45 pm »
All Man City tickets went on General sale today max 6 per person for the entire season (big games are restricted to members only).

Every game has loads of seats left all over ;D
Compare this to our ticket sale last week that sold out in about 2 hours

But they're a big club and we're just a cult, of course

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20603 on: July 24, 2018, 01:46:05 am »
Good lad, keep underestimating us, hope it runs through yer club like a stick of rock  ;D

Asked who represents City's biggest threat to retaining the title, he said: "I think Chelsea."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44933222



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20604 on: July 24, 2018, 11:00:32 am »
Good lad, keep underestimating us, hope it runs through yer club like a stick of rock  ;D

Asked who represents City's biggest threat to retaining the title, he said: "I think Chelsea."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44933222

Clearly can't think straight, isn't a wonder why he was left out of the German team now is it.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20605 on: July 24, 2018, 11:08:27 am »
Good lad, keep underestimating us, hope it runs through yer club like a stick of rock  ;D

Asked who represents City's biggest threat to retaining the title, he said: "I think Chelsea."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44933222




Not in there but I read the same quote earlier and he mentioned us after that...

'Also Liverpool too, they bought really good players. They could be really strong next season.'

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20606 on: July 24, 2018, 11:14:37 am »
Good lad, keep underestimating us, hope it runs through yer club like a stick of rock  ;D

Asked who represents City's biggest threat to retaining the title, he said: "I think Chelsea."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44933222

They are still butt hurt from last year’s CL knock out, aren’t they?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20607 on: July 24, 2018, 11:22:36 am »
Good lad, keep underestimating us, hope it runs through yer club like a stick of rock  ;D

Asked who represents City's biggest threat to retaining the title, he said: "I think Chelsea."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44933222


Or he's a witty genius, and has managed to troll us/Man U/Spurs/Arsenal, whilst taking the piss out of Chelsea
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20608 on: July 24, 2018, 11:23:55 am »
Has the Pope made a declaration of martyrdom for the team bus yet? I can still hear the screams...
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20609 on: July 24, 2018, 12:08:35 pm »
Listened to the Sane interview.It's great how quotes are twisted.

Sane did say he fancied Chelsea but his reasoning was based on liking Sarri and the way Napoli played last season - "really, really attractive and really good and we sufferered against them" He then went on to infer Sarri's methods will take time (they will) but they have potential to be a " tough, tough opponent...they all are...but like Liverpool too."

He was then asked a headline-seeking question from the journo about Liverpool and spending philosophy and Sane just shut him down but went on to say Liverpool have bought "really good players and like as  I said they are one who could be really good and really strong this season"

There was zero mention of United, Arsenal and Spurs.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20610 on: July 24, 2018, 12:11:17 pm »
There was zero mention of United, Arsenal and Spurs.

We'll be their main challengers this season, and it won't be as easy for City this time. I think we'll both win at least one trophy.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20611 on: July 26, 2018, 11:49:50 am »
After last night i vote to change title to Moan City

Have a look at blue moon for thread after the game lol

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20612 on: July 26, 2018, 11:51:59 am »
After last night i vote to change title to Moan City

Have a look at blue moon for thread after the game lol

why?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20613 on: July 26, 2018, 01:15:20 pm »
why?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20615 on: July 26, 2018, 01:57:47 pm »
much like the Spurs thing...
i just dont get the hatred on their side for us

snide, piss taking yeah...what goes around comes around but with these two teams it seems to be more!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20616 on: July 26, 2018, 02:04:27 pm »
We've just beaten them for the fourth time in a row, no wonder they're angry.

Couple that with Guardiola shitting his pants against Klopp time after time, ramming hoe that we are their superiors, it's understandable.

Plus they probably got turned down by their sisters last night and had to do the six knuckle shuffle.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20617 on: July 26, 2018, 02:33:34 pm »
They're so desperate for a rivalry with us.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20618 on: July 26, 2018, 03:06:26 pm »

Or he's a witty genius, and has managed to troll us/Man U/Spurs/Arsenal, whilst taking the piss out of Chelsea

How i read it.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20619 on: July 26, 2018, 08:13:29 pm »
much like the Spurs thing...
i just dont get the hatred on their side for us

Ah, I have a theory about this!

Manchester City is a club about the size of Forest or Wolves (similar-sized stadiums and success, Europe apart) that became fabulously wealthy in 2008 when they were bought by the royal family of Abu Dhabi. Not a single speck of their success, not a single solitary fucking atom of it, has not been bought. Not a single member of their international fanbase is older than ten years. Their stadium is a sterile shrine to cash.

We on the other hand MURDERED THEIR BUS DRIVER WE KILLED HIM WE ATE HIS HEART KLOPP MADE US DO IT WHILE THE MERSEYSIDE POLICE WATCHED WE BATHED IN BLOOD BATHED IN IT WE REEK OF DEATH
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20620 on: July 26, 2018, 08:14:36 pm »
They are still butt hurt from last year’s CL knock out, aren’t they?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20621 on: July 26, 2018, 10:12:07 pm »
The bus attack clearly broke them

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20622 on: July 27, 2018, 09:06:20 am »
They're so desperate for a rivalry with us.

They can have one sitting in second next May. ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20623 on: July 27, 2018, 09:22:50 am »
Ah, I have a theory about this!

Manchester City is a club about the size of Forest or Wolves (similar-sized stadiums and success, Europe apart) that became fabulously wealthy in 2008 when they were bought by the royal family of Abu Dhabi. Not a single speck of their success, not a single solitary fucking atom of it, has not been bought. Not a single member of their international fanbase is older than ten years. Their stadium is a sterile shrine to cash.

We on the other hand MURDERED THEIR BUS DRIVER WE KILLED HIM WE ATE HIS HEART KLOPP MADE US DO IT WHILE THE MERSEYSIDE POLICE WATCHED WE BATHED IN BLOOD BATHED IN IT WE REEK OF DEATH

that theory took a surprising turn  ;D

I get the whole scalping thing.....first step to establish yourself as big boys is to imitate what the successful clubs of recent years (United, Chelsea - the major influences to Spurs, City) have been doing i.e having a go at our lot.....i get that.

If you're young and cocky....

but it seems to be more than that as a lot of the things I hear from these sets of supporters is more widespread. To be fair tho, most of what I'm basing this on comes from social media which probably is made up mainly of young and cocky twats
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20624 on: July 27, 2018, 03:41:51 pm »
Big fan of this gang of absolute whoppers pontificating about Liverpool 'ruining the game' on twitter and elsewhere, the irony obviously flying over their heads into the stratosphere.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20625 on: July 27, 2018, 03:52:49 pm »
Big fan of this gang of absolute whoppers pontificating about Liverpool 'ruining the game' on twitter and elsewhere, the irony obviously flying over their heads into the stratosphere.

How did we ruin the game? Just curious.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20626 on: July 27, 2018, 04:18:44 pm »
By spending money apparently, nobody else does.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20627 on: July 27, 2018, 04:23:11 pm »
I can understand our fans getting wound up over some of the United guff but Manchester City fans? Really? Like being mauled by a dead sheep......who said tha'?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20628 on: July 27, 2018, 04:30:05 pm »
By spending money apparently, nobody else does.

Wait we ruined the game by buying players?

Haha!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20629 on: July 27, 2018, 11:20:52 pm »
Wait we ruined the game by buying players?

Haha!

Ironic because it is literally one of their fucking awful songs.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20630 on: July 27, 2018, 11:27:22 pm »
Big fan of this gang of absolute whoppers pontificating about Liverpool 'ruining the game' on twitter and elsewhere, the irony obviously flying over their heads into the stratosphere.

 ;D

I wouldn’t care too much about what gets put on that crap, though!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20631 on: July 28, 2018, 08:24:50 am »
that theory took a surprising turn  ;D

I get the whole scalping thing.....first step to establish yourself as big boys is to imitate what the successful clubs of recent years (United, Chelsea - the major influences to Spurs, City) have been doing i.e having a go at our lot.....i get that.

If you're young and cocky....

but it seems to be more than that as a lot of the things I hear from these sets of supporters is more widespread. To be fair tho, most of what I'm basing this on comes from social media which probably is made up mainly of young and cocky twats

Actually, seriously, they really hate us because at important games it becomes obvious what they've lost.

Consider their excruciating coach welcome for the home CL leg; the cringe-making victory video ("Clap yer hands gor blimey!"); their reality TV glass tunnel; the invention of new stadium traditions. So much else. It's basically a club that was founded in 2008.

We on the other hand USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS BANNED BY THE GENEVA CONVENTION AGAINST THEIR LUXURY COACH DEVELOPED IN FSG'S SECRET LAB, KLOPP SAT DOWN WITH THE MERSEYSIDE POLICE AND DESIGNED THE PLAN, SLEEPER CELLS FROM BOOTLE WERE ACTIVATED AND WE KIDNAPPED THEIR PLAYERS AND WE PUT THEM IN SOLITARY CELLS AND SUBJECTED THEM TO MOCK EXECUTIONS AND THEN ATE THEIR HEARTS AND USED THEIR FINGERS TO MAKE A BANNER THAT READ 'YNWA' ALL BUS BUS COACH BUS COACH BANNED FROM ALL FOOTBALL FOREVER PURE EVIL
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20632 on: July 28, 2018, 08:36:29 am »
Actually, seriously, they really hate us because at important games it becomes obvious what they've lost.

Consider their excruciating coach welcome for the home CL leg; the cringe-making victory video ("Clap yer hands gor blimey!"); their reality TV glass tunnel; the invention of new stadium traditions. So much else. It's basically a club that was founded in 2008.

We on the other hand USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS BANNED BY THE GENEVA CONVENTION AGAINST THEIR LUXURY COACH DEVELOPED IN FSG'S SECRET LAB, KLOPP SAT DOWN WITH THE MERSEYSIDE POLICE AND DESIGNED THE PLAN, SLEEPER CELLS FROM BOOTLE WERE ACTIVATED AND WE KIDNAPPED THEIR PLAYERS AND WE PUT THEM IN SOLITARY CELLS AND SUBJECTED THEM TO MOCK EXECUTIONS AND THEN ATE THEIR HEARTS AND USED THEIR FINGERS TO MAKE A BANNER THAT READ 'YNWA' ALL BUS BUS COACH BUS COACH BANNED FROM ALL FOOTBALL FOREVER PURE EVIL

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20633 on: July 28, 2018, 08:46:05 am »
Are you alright?

The way we treated their team bus really caused me to question some basic truths about myself, my investment in football, my place in the world and my own personal civility and

yeah I'm fine x
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20634 on: July 28, 2018, 08:49:17 am »
Are you alright?
He’s more than alright, Zeus is absolutely spot on. We GENOCIDED that bus and that’s the only reason we keep turning them over.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20635 on: July 28, 2018, 08:54:17 am »
He’s more than alright, Zeus is absolutely spot on. We GENOCIDED that bus and that’s the only reason we keep turning them over.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20636 on: July 28, 2018, 09:39:56 am »
First images released of those suspected of organising and executing the heinous attack on the Manchester City bus.



If you have any idea on who these culprits are, please call Whingstoppers on 0161 444 1894


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20637 on: July 28, 2018, 11:53:22 am »
Looks like you needed an haircut there, Chopper. ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20638 on: July 28, 2018, 02:23:27 pm »
First images released of those suspected of organising and executing the heinous attack on the Manchester City bus.



If you have any idea on who these culprits are, please call Whingstoppers on 0161 444 1894


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #20639 on: July 30, 2018, 05:50:18 pm »
When we draw them in CL this year, will we welcome the coach again? Can I suggest we pelt it with sponges and jellies and set off party poppers rather than bottles and flares - as last time has clearly upset them too much and we can't have that happen again can we?