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Withnail and I
« on: April 29, 2011, 11:56:37 pm »
Watching it now

Reminds me of my dissolute student lifestyle way back when

Spawned some famous catchphrases and featured one of our own, Paul McGann

An acquired taste and a gem of a film

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 12:13:12 am »
For the life of me I've never understood why this film is held in such high esteem.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011, 12:57:56 am »
This is a terrific movie. Its posh people behaving badly, its the hangover but with characters who are elegant wastrels with a literary education. Now that may not sound like a glowing endorsement but the film is elevated to greatness because of its marvelous script, eminently quotable dialogue, terrific acting, scenarios that place it in the very best traditions of English farce and most of all because of its sincere warmth and touching pathos. It is a very moving film. It is a film about platonic friendship and exquisite, yearnful, unrequited love; a love that remains hidden, even to its owner until the final poignant scenes. The portrayals ring true, it feels authentic, yet it is a paean to nostalgia, to mistimed opportunity and to what might have been. As the OP said, its a gem of a film.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011, 01:06:55 am »
You copied that from a web site,  didn't you..       

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2011, 01:17:57 am »
Finest comedy ever made.

'What fucker said that?'
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2011, 01:24:44 am »
You copied that from a web site,  didn't you..     

Nope

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2011, 02:22:46 am »
For the life of me I've never understood why this film is held in such high esteem.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2011, 02:40:55 am »
I thought it was shit.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 09:23:38 am »
It's amazing. Bruce Robinson is a genius.

Chock full of great lines.

'Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything'

'Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.'

'Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.'

and my personal favourite:

'I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.'

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 12:04:00 pm »
funniest, drunkest, best acted, saddest film ive seen. if you dont 'get' it you must live alone in a cave with no friends and must never drink.

"we're not from london you know".
" are you the farmer?".
"which fucker said that".
"we've come on holiday by mistake"
" balls to the wellingtons".     are all lines among many more that me and my mates use at various times. sad i know but to get so many 'catchphrases' from one film is amazing.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 03:17:23 pm »
Withnail & i.... a Marmite of a movie.. you love it or hate it, i love it
took my mate several viewing's till he 'got it'....

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 03:27:53 pm »
thought it was one of the weirdest and shittest films i've ever seen, and then the verging on rape scene just confirmed it. Appreciate its very highly rated, so must have just gone straight over my head.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2011, 04:01:17 pm »
Withnail & i.... a Marmite of a movie.. you love it or hate it, i love it
took my mate several viewing's till he 'got it'....

I took at least three goes, maybe more, before I pieced it all together. It doesn't have a very good 'plot', but it does have excellent characters, acting and superlative dialogue. Once you stop wondering where it's 'going' and relax into it, it is without peer.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2011, 04:55:04 pm »
Recorded it last night, never seen it myself, but with the talk of it seems I have to give it a go.

Let's us know what you thought of it.

As you see from this thread, it's a film that polarises opinion.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 05:01:13 pm »
It's brilliant.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 05:01:46 pm »
Let's us know what you thought of it.

As you see from this thread, it's a film that polarises opinion.

Might be a while off yet, unless I watch it tonight. But yeah, will do.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 05:04:18 pm »
Funny. Just saw a mate on facebook say they were watching it and said it was the the best film ever made. I don't  agree, however it is a pretty good film even if i had to watch it twice to make any sense!!

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 05:12:22 pm »
Easily the movie I quote the most

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 09:36:59 pm »
Me and my dad used to watch this film at least every couple of months. Absolutely love it.

"You've got soup, why havent i got any soup?"
"Its coffee"
"Why can't you drink it out of a cup like a normal human being?"
"Why can't you wash up once in a while like a normal human beig?"
"How dare you? HOW DARE YOU? How dare you call ME inhumane?

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 10:37:35 pm »
..a pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints..

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 10:42:28 pm »
"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black."

Brilliant film.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #21 on: October 3, 2011, 11:28:43 am »
                   
"The police, Miss Blenehassitt.

   
                   
Just say there are a couple of drunks
in the Penrith Tea Rooms,
and we want them removed."
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #22 on: October 3, 2011, 12:20:39 pm »
Marmite of a movie indeed .

I liked this , but I don't like marmite .
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #23 on: October 3, 2011, 03:38:08 pm »
A fantastic film.

Very,very funny.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #24 on: October 3, 2011, 09:51:52 pm »
Saw it. It was, ok.

SCRUBBERS

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2013, 10:05:56 pm »
thought it was one of the weirdest and shittest films i've ever seen, and then the verging on rape scene just confirmed it. Appreciate its very highly rated, so must have just gone straight over my head.
never had such a big turn around on a film before! love it now, so many funny lines. "then the fucker shall rue the day!"

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2013, 01:03:13 am »
I've stopped leaning out of car windows and shouting "SCRUBBERS!" at passing schoolgirls as my daughter said it was embrassing her and her schoolmates.

Anyone ever see Star Wars with Withnail and I dialogue dubbed over it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3EVuoOo3kA

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2013, 10:07:06 am »
Its a brilliant film, as so wonderfully summarised by el diabloes above.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2013, 11:44:57 am »
Marmite indeed.

Hated this film with a passion.

Unfunny, up its own arse nonsense of the highest order.

All about opinions, I suppose.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2013, 12:30:07 pm »
Marmite indeed.

Hated this film with a passion.

Unfunny, up its own arse nonsense of the highest order.

All about opinions, I suppose.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2013, 12:35:00 pm »
Marmite indeed.

Hated this film with a passion.

Unfunny, up its own arse nonsense of the highest order.

All about opinions, I suppose.

have to say im with you on this. After years of mate going on about watching it i finally did years ago now like. Just did not get the hype in any way shape or form.I sat there totally underwhelmed by it and he couldnt beleive it when i told him i thought it was shite.Each to their own,just did not enjoy it.
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2013, 12:49:23 pm »
"As a youth I wept in Butcher shops"

Probably the gayest utterance ever put on film.

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2013, 01:49:58 pm »
Can't believe there's haters in this thread. Bruce Robinson is a national treasure.

'PERFUMED PONCE'
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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2013, 04:20:45 pm »
This is a terrific movie. Its posh people behaving badly, its the hangover but with characters who are elegant wastrels with a literary education. Now that may not sound like a glowing endorsement but the film is elevated to greatness because of its marvelous script, eminently quotable dialogue, terrific acting, scenarios that place it in the very best traditions of English farce and most of all because of its sincere warmth and touching pathos. It is a very moving film. It is a film about platonic friendship and exquisite, yearnful, unrequited love; a love that remains hidden, even to its owner until the final poignant scenes. The portrayals ring true, it feels authentic, yet it is a paean to nostalgia, to mistimed opportunity and to what might have been. As the OP said, its a gem of a film.
El D, as ever a beautiful ode. Said everything I could and more (and far more fucking eloquently too ;D)!

Marwood: [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid] I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that, that's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
[he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. He gags and gasps]
Withnail: Have we got any more?
[Marwood shakes his head]
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox?
Marwood: No, we have nothing. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!

Fucking brilliant from a comedy perspective and fucking heartbreaking come the end!

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2013, 04:22:55 pm »
All about opinions, I suppose.
The whole world is scene through our own perceptions. Opinion is the only real thing there is!

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2013, 05:00:51 pm »
Let's us know what you thought of it.

As you see from this thread, it's a film that polarises opinion.

Still never seen it.  ;D

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2013, 05:55:24 pm »
a few months ago i'd had a few at home before the wife, with the kids in the car, dropped me off at the pub. it was a warm day and i had the car window down, as we passed some people at the bus stop i ,without thinking, shouted "throw yourself in the road darling".  my kids now shout this whenever they are in the car with windows down and we pass ANYBODY on the pavement/side of the road.  im waiting till i see a bull in a field when i can teach them to shout "grab its ring" or "it wont gore you".   

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2013, 08:57:21 pm »
Withnail stop saying that, of course he's the fucking farmer

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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #38 on: October 6, 2016, 02:14:47 pm »
Couple of weeks back i visited Crow Crag (aka Sleddon Hall).  Jake had also left some "dinner" for us.


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Re: Withnail and I
« Reply #39 on: October 6, 2016, 03:37:14 pm »
Couple of weeks back i visited Crow Crag (aka Sleddon Hall).  Jake had also left some "dinner" for us.
haha, brilliant

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