Author Topic: Secret Santa...gift under a fiver? (Read 18597 times)

INABITSKI · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2008, 07:25:50 pm »

Quote from: Cruiser on December 10, 2008, 07:18:59 pm

We do this shit at work as well. I'm doing it for the first time this year I really haven't got a clue what to buy.

The collegue I got picked out of the hat is really nice, quiet, relatively new so she'd be shy if I got a rude pressie and most of all shes pretty fit. In fact her rack is like 34C (or bigger) or so it looks.

Thus far I thinking of something naughty or something that would be useful What ya think? Any better suggestions?

If you go for something naughty, go for something a bit more raunchy! Sensible... just put your number in a card and write underneath something cheesy about giving an extra special present... hey I'm a perv.

martinjmmac5 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:23:25 pm »

we done it one year in college where everythin had to be from a pound shop, 2 items each i got a carol vordeman maths cd rom an a photo frame which me mate had lovingly stuck a mug shot of purple aki in, me mum went mad when i put it on the fireplace, it's still there though.

John C · « **Reply #42 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:50:32 pm »

Curry, rice, chips with a meat pie and a can of fanta will do the trick.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #43 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:22:55 pm »

Secret santa's OK but Sky's better.

slipslidin82 · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:27:54 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on December 4, 2008, 09:23:29 pm

Buy him "Football - It's a Funny Old Game" by kevin keegan.

Why? That's the worst book ever written by anyone ever.

fowlerisgod96 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:31:12 pm »

Secret Santas only good for piss-takes. We do it in our house, I got my mate a t-shirt with a picture of a really fat minging bird that he never got off with but we pretend he did, cos it pisses him off royally, on the front.

I hate secret santas where you dont get something relevant to you, its meant to be funny.

sabbathfan · « **Reply #46 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:32:31 pm »

Dick in a box

Instructions:
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #47 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:44:26 pm »

Quote from: miss_gonzalez on December 4, 2008, 09:10:32 pm

sure you wouldnt mind spending one more penny
http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/3-/109000/2-/Promo.html

ooooh some goods bit's and pieces there. Cheers for link

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #48 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:46:12 pm »

Quote from: Roady on December 4, 2008, 09:59:15 pm

a five hundred pence mix.

hahahaha trust you.

Roady · « **Reply #49 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:51:24 pm »

Quote from: gerrardspetal on December 10, 2008, 10:46:12 pm

hahahaha trust you.

id be well hapy with that!

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #50 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:32:24 pm »

Quote from: gerrardspetal on December 10, 2008, 10:46:12 pm

hahahaha trust you.

well if it isnt just made up of penny sweets it can be easy done, we called them "surprise bags" in Spar

El Phes · « **Reply #51 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:45:53 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on December 4, 2008, 08:29:25 pm

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fowlerisgod96 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 11, 2008, 01:23:11 pm »

You working for Vogue?

El Phes · « **Reply #53 on:** December 11, 2008, 01:50:12 pm »

No mate, just passing on an offer for the ladieeees! I found the RAWK 'bargain thread' just after I put it on here!

buzzing · « **Reply #54 on:** December 7, 2011, 07:41:48 pm »

Right, mob at work wanna do one this year. But yup, 5 pound max spend....do they not realise nothign costs 5 quid anymore. Rules are 5 squid as I said, and it has to be "fun"

shockwave_dave · « **Reply #55 on:** December 7, 2011, 07:44:50 pm »

2 of these

http://www.thepresentfinder.co.uk/products/one-million-pound-note

Oddball · « **Reply #56 on:** December 7, 2011, 07:59:40 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on December 7, 2011, 07:41:48 pm

Right, mob at work wanna do one this year. But yup, 5 pound max spend....do they not realise nothign costs 5 quid anymore. Rules are 5 squid as I said, and it has to be "fun"

Get down the pound shop mate. Some cheap ass tacky toys. A travel connect 4 and the like.

buzzing · « **Reply #57 on:** December 7, 2011, 08:02:47 pm »

Quote from: oddball2514 on December 7, 2011, 07:59:40 pm

Get down the pound shop mate. Some cheap ass tacky toys. A travel connect 4 and the like.

Good shout. May walk down to the pound store (if i can fight of the Chelsea and other scum that loiter there) at the weekend

Chinbits · « **Reply #58 on:** December 7, 2011, 08:06:42 pm »

2 leg baskets or maybe a jar of owl grease.

Oddball · « **Reply #59 on:** December 7, 2011, 08:33:57 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on December 7, 2011, 08:02:47 pm

Good shout. May walk down to the pound store (if i can fight of the Chelsea and other scum that loiter there) at the weekend

Or have you a Hawkins Bizzare your way?

buzzing · « **Reply #60 on:** December 7, 2011, 08:55:32 pm »

Quote from: oddball2514 on December 7, 2011, 08:33:57 pm

Or have you a Hawkins Bizzare your way?

Never even heard of them but apparenlty there's one in the local shopping center

lainey · « **Reply #61 on:** December 7, 2011, 09:04:14 pm »

Quote from: NickoH on December 5, 2008, 08:46:55 am

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mini-Howzat-Cricket-Kit-Classic/dp/0762433175

just got one of them
hawkins good for stuff like this got grow your own girlfriend.boyfriend things last year and mint willies/boobies.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #62 on:** December 7, 2011, 10:21:06 pm »

If its for a woman http://www.needapresent.com/gifts/control-a-woman-remote?pid=14&cid=263

Oddball · « **Reply #63 on:** December 7, 2011, 10:50:10 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on December 7, 2011, 08:55:32 pm

Never even heard of them but apparenlty there's one in the local shopping center

Check it out mate...top of my head, theres a light up rubber duckie for the bath for 3 queen heads.

Bangin Them In · « **Reply #64 on:** December 7, 2011, 11:44:46 pm »

Restraining Order

Will get her wondering

conman · « **Reply #65 on:** December 7, 2011, 11:47:34 pm »

voucher for fiverr.com?

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #66 on:** December 8, 2011, 11:28:49 am »

Play have got a whole section dedicated to gifts for a fiver or under.

EDIT: http://www.play.com/Search.html?searchstring=&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=2&searchfilters=ae212{641349}%2bc{439}%2b

buzzing · « **Reply #67 on:** December 9, 2011, 11:31:47 pm »

Right, need RAWKS wisdom...

Willy grooming kit (which i can get for 5.99)

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/willy-care-kit.html

Or

a mankini + fake milion pound note?

Note: Person i got is 60 odd but a good laugh and can take a dirty joke or two (some of the stuff he comes out with makes me say "dayymn you is nasty")

PS: I think i know who got me...one of the receptionist girls who speaks feck all english and was totally baffled by the idea lol

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #68 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:27:21 am »

Menhancer. Strangely it actually works.

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #69 on:** December 10, 2011, 12:28:50 am »

Buzzing...has she washed your meat yet

buzzing · « **Reply #70 on:** December 10, 2011, 03:49:20 pm »

lol may get my self one for the full works after a wash

Back to the point..what should I choose??

aggerdid · « **Reply #71 on:** December 10, 2011, 04:55:56 pm »

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jack-Shit-Ultimate-Toilet-Humour/dp/1849531714 great present

buzzing · « **Reply #72 on:** December 10, 2011, 05:03:36 pm »

Oh now that's a good shout with the mankini

Cruiser · « **Reply #73 on:** December 10, 2011, 08:13:28 pm »

Getting the Hollyoaks babe calendar for my mate whose name I coincidently pulled out the hat

Under a fiver on amazon.

Rob K · « **Reply #74 on:** December 14, 2012, 10:51:28 am »

Anyones elses done it this year?

Just got my gift: 2 cans of Morgans Spiced and coke and the LFC calendar.
Not bad to be fair.

I got mine a Nerf pistol. 2 minutes after opening it and he'd already shot someone in the face.

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #75 on:** December 14, 2012, 11:31:18 am »

Yes, £10 limit. Asked for 10 lottery tickets. Not supposed to ask for anything like, but I am not one for taking notice of gimps.

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #76 on:** December 14, 2012, 11:53:44 am »

Only done it twice. Received a 6 pack of Tuborg and copied versions of all 3 Goal! films and the Damned Utd off my manager once, that was decent. Got a Guinness branded travel mug last year.

Think I bought one of those £5 Lush gift sets for one of the girls in the office one year and last year bought some lad a Premier League footie book of some sort from Asda.

Brooks · « **Reply #77 on:** December 14, 2012, 03:44:56 pm »

I bought my workmate a kangaroo scrotum bag key ring - true :-)

Kez · « **Reply #78 on:** December 14, 2012, 03:55:59 pm »

We're exchanging next Tuesday. I've got a self-confessed shopaholic so I've bought them a piggy bank that you have to smash to open. Is that mean?

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #79 on:** December 14, 2012, 04:38:19 pm »

Doing secret Santa with my former team from my old job. We always got on well and meet up every few months. Last year I gave one of the developers as many Malteasers as you can get for a tenner and a cricket DVD. In return I got a bottle of Glenmorangie, happy happy.