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« Reply #320 on: June 26, 2017, 02:00:26 pm »
Matic :lmao :lmao

No surprise Mourinho signing another bus parker.

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« Reply #321 on: June 26, 2017, 02:01:19 pm »
No surprise Mourinho signing another bus parker.

And a fucking huge one at that.

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« Reply #322 on: June 26, 2017, 02:04:12 pm »
Matic :lmao :lmao

40 million fee and 155,000 per week for a past his best near 29 year old. Also seemed like Matic was one of the players who downed tools during Mourinho's HMS Bounty-esque last half-season at Chelsea. The drop in performance from his previous season was so dramatic.

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« Reply #323 on: June 26, 2017, 02:05:51 pm »
Think Matic could be alright for them, in a horribly boring sort of way.

Had no idea he was 28 though. It's hardly an exciting signing.
Better than Fellaini isn't he?
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« Reply #324 on: June 26, 2017, 02:08:04 pm »
Better than Fellaini isn't he?

At chesting it and running the ball straight off the pitch? Not a chance!

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« Reply #325 on: June 26, 2017, 02:08:37 pm »
40 million fee and 155,000 per week for a past his best near 29 year old. Also seemed like Matic was one of the players who downed tools during Mourinho's HMS Bounty-esque last half-season at Chelsea. The drop in performance from his previous season was so dramatic.
This is true, but he did play pretty much every game for the champions last season. Not the sort of signing that's gonna get them challenging for the title, but a boringly efficient one who will improve their midfield.

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« Reply #326 on: June 26, 2017, 02:10:55 pm »
Better than Fellaini isn't he?

Woah, woah ... woah. I won't stand for people bad-mouthing Marouane.

The joy the man has given us can not be underestimated  :D

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« Reply #327 on: June 26, 2017, 02:19:43 pm »
Matic is a good signing but we know people in here were pretending Ronaldo would be a bad move so...
I´ll say something that might surprise you. Real life is different to computer games.
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« Reply #328 on: June 26, 2017, 02:24:14 pm »
Matic is a good signing but we know people in here were pretending Ronaldo would be a bad move so...

You probably mocked people suggesting Di Maria, Falcao, Pogba or others wouldn't be great under your other usernames so....

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« Reply #329 on: June 26, 2017, 02:29:06 pm »
Matic is a good signing but we know people in here were pretending Ronaldo would be a bad move so...

He's a solid signing who fits in with Mourinho's ethos but you would expect them to be a little more creative with their transfer work this window, it's all very meat and potatoes, functional players who will do a job but little flair or imagination.
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« Reply #330 on: June 26, 2017, 02:29:47 pm »
You probably mocked people suggesting Di Maria, Falcao, Pogba or others wouldn't be great under your other usernames so....
No, since none of those have done it for years in England that's quite irrelevant. Pogba has done OK hasn't he?
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« Reply #331 on: June 26, 2017, 02:30:54 pm »
Matic is a good signing but we know people in here were pretending Ronaldo would be a bad move so...

I don't think they had a problem with conceding goals last season. They couldn't score much. Just checked and they scored less goals than Bournemouth.

Matic will not add goals to this team, so not too fussed about this signing.

EDIT: He's scored 22 goals in 363 games over the course of his career. Add 22 goals to their goal tally from last season and we still outscore them.
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We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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« Reply #332 on: June 26, 2017, 02:30:55 pm »
No, since none of those have done it for years in England that's quite irrelevant. Pogba has done OK hasn't he?

He's done alright yeah. I reckon if we went back to last summers threads though you'd be hammering anyone who dared to suggest he'd be anything less than incredible in every game though.

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« Reply #333 on: June 26, 2017, 02:37:35 pm »
They should have brought Fabinho instead of Matic. Absolute brilliant player.

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« Reply #334 on: June 26, 2017, 02:43:41 pm »
I don't think they had a problem with conceding goals last season. They couldn't score much. Just checked and they scored less goals than Bournemouth.

Matic will not add goals to this team, so not too fussed about this signing.

EDIT: He's scored 22 goals in 363 games over the course of his career. Add 22 goals to their goal tally from last season and we still outscore them.

You're forgetting that Mourinho's aim is to scrape a 1-0 every game.

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« Reply #335 on: June 26, 2017, 02:56:33 pm »
Matic really isn't the same player ever since he got clattered by Ashley Barnes. He's hardly the all action midfielder that he used to be. Though with Herrera holding his hand in MF, he won't look too overexposed. But he basically looked like a wooden totem pole playing beside Kante last season.

40 million...please buy him JM. Him and Fellaini would look absolutely hilarious.

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« Reply #336 on: June 26, 2017, 03:09:30 pm »
Matic really isn't the same player ever since he got clattered by Ashley Barnes. He's hardly the all action midfielder that he used to be. Though with Herrera holding his hand in MF, he won't look too overexposed. But he basically looked like a wooden totem pole playing beside Kante last season.

40 million...please buy him JM. Him and Fellaini would look absolutely hilarious.

The fact that Chelsea will potentially replace Matic with 22 year old Bakayoko from Monaco for about the same money is cracking business on their part.

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« Reply #337 on: June 26, 2017, 03:54:00 pm »
Matic really isn't the same player ever since he got clattered by Ashley Barnes. He's hardly the all action midfielder that he used to be. Though with Herrera holding his hand in MF, he won't look too overexposed. But he basically looked like a wooden totem pole playing beside Kante last season.

40 million...please buy him JM. Him and Fellaini would look absolutely hilarious.

Add the evergreen, dynamic pace of Carrick to the mix and their midfield holding six look impressive.

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« Reply #338 on: June 26, 2017, 04:07:38 pm »
Being serious their attack could likely be:

              Matic

Pogba              Herrera


Mkhi                 Perisic

            Morata


Decent team but that is very far from a title winning team. They really they should have tried to pull off something like this:


           Fabinho

Pobga            Herrera


Mkhi                  James

           Greizmann


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« Reply #339 on: June 26, 2017, 04:18:22 pm »
This thread seriously needs to be euthanized

Shall we send it to Dignitas? Or as Rooney calls it, the last chance saloon.

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« Reply #340 on: June 26, 2017, 04:31:01 pm »
Shall we send it to Dignitas? Or as Rooney calls it, the last chance saloon.

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« Reply #343 on: June 26, 2017, 04:56:16 pm »
What did I just say a couple pages ago? lol

Their transfers this season are gonna be Lindelhof, Matic, Perisic and probably Morata. Very very underwhelming. About right for another 6th place finish.

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« Reply #344 on: June 26, 2017, 05:11:58 pm »
Chelsea are going to flog a 29 year old who's been in decline for 40m and potentially sign Bakayoko for cheaper? Amazing business, aided and abetted by United.

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« Reply #345 on: June 26, 2017, 06:07:09 pm »
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« Reply #346 on: June 26, 2017, 06:13:54 pm »
What did I just say a couple pages ago? lol

Their transfers this season are gonna be Lindelhof, Matic, Perisic and probably Morata. Very very underwhelming. About right for another 6th place finish.

Hey, at least if they finish sixth again they can say they have consistency and stopped the rot! Still very much below what they were used to under Ferguson!

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« Reply #347 on: June 26, 2017, 06:52:17 pm »
Even if ManU get all these players they are after, it's all a bit "meh" for me. And at the moment, it doesn't even look like they will get all of their targets.

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« Reply #348 on: June 26, 2017, 06:57:20 pm »
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« Reply #349 on: June 26, 2017, 07:12:44 pm »
Isn't Matic the same height as Fellaini and Ibrahimovich? And they've just lost Ibrahimovich so they're lacking a big fella to hoof it up to in the last 15 minutes.  Was Matic the only player Mourinho could think of then? Is Robert Huth not available? I'm sure Leicester could have been convinced to part with him for less than £40 million.  :)

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« Reply #350 on: June 26, 2017, 07:24:38 pm »
Isn't Matic the same height as Fellaini and Ibrahimovich?
Matic - Fellaini - Pogba. Neville will be very happy because he constantly talks about the need for power and strength in order to win the league. They'll be a very robust side designed to grind out narrow wins and clean sheets. Days of Fergie's flamboyant attacking football are truly long gone.

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« Reply #351 on: June 26, 2017, 07:30:38 pm »
Isn't Matic the same height as Fellaini and Ibrahimovich? And they've just lost Ibrahimovich so they're lacking a big fella to hoof it up to in the last 15 minutes.  Was Matic the only player Mourinho could think of then? Is Robert Huth not available? I'm sure Leicester could have been convinced to part with him for less than £40 million.  :)

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« Reply #352 on: June 26, 2017, 07:36:46 pm »
Matic - Fellaini - Pogba. Neville will be very happy because he constantly talks about the need for power and strength in order to win the league. They'll be a very robust side designed to grind out narrow wins and clean sheets. Days of Fergie's flamboyant attacking football are truly long gone.

Agreed. And yet Neville was one of those saying that it wasn't yet Mourinho's squad, so he was playing that way until he got the players he wanted in, at which point they'd miraculously morph into the 1970s Dutch team.

Well Mourinho going out and signing a(nother) bunch of grocks, like something out of a Tony Pulis wet dream, has put that argument firmly to bed.

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« Reply #353 on: June 26, 2017, 09:01:29 pm »
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« Reply #354 on: June 26, 2017, 09:33:28 pm »
At chesting it and running the ball straight off the pitch? Not a chance!

that calls for


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« Reply #356 on: June 26, 2017, 09:42:02 pm »
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« Reply #357 on: June 27, 2017, 12:07:09 am »
i think matic will be a good signing. he will bring a real presence they lack. pisses all over carrick, schneiderlen and elbows. i think he will play with that fuckin snide herrera and pogba. if pogba gets is finger out it could be a good midfield 3. is that de gea ever gonna leave these c*nts? always ends up staying.

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« Reply #359 on: June 27, 2017, 12:23:27 am »
Matic for 40 mo? They shop 'premium' Aldi now 😂😂😂
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