What an effort from Sane. He's a bit talented.
Cry more you big fanny
Steady...Mike Bassett
Why is Tammy Abraham in the squad over AOC and Sturridge?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Won't be 22 until January. Crazy stuff.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Because we know what they can do and neither have started much
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
Gomez makes his debut! Great opportunity for him.
Best thing about the England match is Germanys kit.
Griezmans hair is the bounciest gay fooking hair I've ever seen on a footballer, it makes Torres hair look manly.
I can't stand Griezmann, my opinion of him is soley based on his twattishly annoying goal celebration.
I knew I was old when I didn’t understand what or who he was copying with that shit.
Credit to Pickford, he's been brilliant so far.
The wankfest over him after tonight is going to be something to behold.
Tyldsley's commentary always veers too closely towards the jingoistic. There's disproportionate positivity to England at the merest thing; England players are talked in heightened terms.
Ohhhh Timo, gotta score that! He's a great player though same here!
Desperate for us to sign him, he'll be brilliant for us. Make it happen, Jurgen.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored
I'm not vaccinated against covid and ... I don't wear masks.
Kinell Southgate is one seriously ugly fucker.
Come on Germany, stick 4 or 5 past them.