Author Topic: Things that will defintely happen this season... (Read 20258 times)

plura · « **Reply #80 on:** August 7, 2015, 08:15:22 pm »

Firmino to score a hattrick.

Henderson and Coutinho to get 10 goals each.

Ashley Young to get cat shit in his mouth.

Mourinho to get sent off to the stands.

Sterling to score against us :/

Van Gaal to say Wayne Smalling, not sure who he will refer to.

JimmysHammer · « **Reply #81 on:** August 7, 2015, 08:47:57 pm »

Quote from: Miltonred on August 7, 2015, 03:22:48 am

Mourinho will get away with murder ( literally, I think he's going to murder someone and get off with it).

Mourinho will be favorite to replace Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal when he is fired after Christmas. But his ongoing murder trial will be problematic for the United board, so they'll go with Giggs'eh.

Made my night that has, superb!!!

HighSix · « **Reply #82 on:** August 7, 2015, 08:49:05 pm »

Quote from: plura on August 7, 2015, 08:15:22 pm

Ashley Young to get cat shit in his mouth.

TheShanklyGates · « **Reply #83 on:** August 7, 2015, 08:51:53 pm »

Quote from: Iska on August 7, 2015, 08:13:42 pm

The longest shot ~~that goes in~~scored by Arsenal will win Goal of the Season

macca888 · « **Reply #84 on:** August 7, 2015, 08:53:40 pm »

Quote from: surfer on August 7, 2015, 06:33:23 pm

A RAWK member wanks over that avatar.

Did that one I've just had count as "this season" or should I mark it off as a pre-season friendly?

TomDcs · « **Reply #85 on:** August 7, 2015, 10:09:34 pm »

Sol Campbell will be done bad by, in some way.

tommy LFC · « **Reply #86 on:** August 8, 2015, 02:57:49 am »

Troy Deeney will score 15 league goals for Watford and will be linked with a 30 million move to us, because we need a plan L. Plus he's English.

He'll end up at Spurs for about 12 million.

ThePeetmix · « **Reply #87 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:45:06 am »

Quote from: TheShanklyGates on August 7, 2015, 08:51:53 pm

~~The longest shot that goes inscored~~ A goal scored by Arsenal will win Goal of the Season

Le_Mot_Juste · « **Reply #88 on:** August 8, 2015, 06:31:11 am »

Mourinho will get sent to the stands/claim the whole world is against poor ol' Chelsea/generally be the biggest c*nt in football

Steve Mclaren won't last the season at Newcastle

Tony Pulis will do a good job

Man Utd will win A LOT of games by playing terribly, deserving to lose, and freaking a goal

Villa fans will perpetuate a rivalry between us that doesn't actually exist, and therefore boo Benteke loudly and probably throw shit at him at Villa Park

Sterling will have an annoyingly good season, the little prick

Lovren will not impress

Nick110581 · « **Reply #89 on:** August 8, 2015, 09:55:23 am »

United will finish fifth.

elpistolero7 · « **Reply #90 on:** August 8, 2015, 10:20:36 am »

Things will be outstanding. As I said, outstanding.

Red Beret · « **Reply #91 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:21:29 pm »

I don't normally quote myself, but what the hell.

Quote from: Red Beret on August 6, 2015, 04:55:43 pm

Bitters will fewm.

CraigDS · « **Reply #92 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:24:55 pm »

Depay will annoyingly be called Memphis.

Le_Mot_Juste · « **Reply #93 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:33:47 pm »

Quote from: Le_Mot_Juste on August 8, 2015, 06:31:11 am

Mourinho will get sent to the stands/claim the whole world is against poor ol' Chelsea/generally be the biggest c*nt in football

Steve Mclaren won't last the season at Newcastle

Tony Pulis will do a good job

Man Utd will win A LOT of games by playing terribly, deserving to lose, and freaking a goal

Villa fans will perpetuate a rivalry between us that doesn't actually exist, and therefore boo Benteke loudly and probably throw shit at him at Villa Park

Sterling will have an annoyingly good season, the little prick

Lovren will not impress

Told yousssss

TepidT2O · « **Reply #94 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:35:55 pm »

Quote from: John C on August 6, 2015, 10:08:48 pm

OK, I'll allow you more time. I'll bet you £100 that he is our manager on 1st December 2015. Payable upfront by both of us as I've experienced big-mouths disappearing before on here after a prediction. You chose a couple of posters on here or a method in which we can deposit the money and the winner takes all.

OK?

Katie Price strangely quiet in this thread since then....

Phil M · « **Reply #95 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:45:10 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on August 8, 2015, 03:35:55 pm

Katie Price strangely quiet in this thread since then....

Thankfully.

Chakan · « **Reply #96 on:** August 8, 2015, 03:50:14 pm »

Everton booooing already.

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #97 on:** August 8, 2015, 06:40:15 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on August 8, 2015, 03:35:55 pm

Katie Price strangely quiet in this thread since then....

Just need someone to make the same bet in all the other threads then......

livesound · « **Reply #98 on:** August 8, 2015, 06:52:58 pm »

Mourinho will go on Goals on Sunday/conduct an interview after believing to be unjustly done the day following a fair decision going against Chelsea

RedSince86 · « **Reply #99 on:** August 8, 2015, 07:00:22 pm »

Quote from: livesound on August 8, 2015, 06:52:58 pm

Mourinho will go on Goals on Sunday/conduct an interview after believing to be unjustly done the day following a fair decision going against Chelsea

Beat me to it.

I was gonna mention him using conspiracy against Chelsea while looking like a tramp on the sofa.

John C · « **Reply #100 on:** August 8, 2015, 07:07:36 pm »

Quote from: John C on August 6, 2015, 10:08:48 pm

OK, I'll allow you more time. I'll bet you £100 that he is our manager on 1st December 2015. Payable upfront by both of us as I've experienced big-mouths disappearing before on here after a prediction. You chose a couple of posters on here or a method in which we can deposit the money and the winner takes all.

OK?

Hello Katie

I'm not being antagonistic, just wondering if this is on or not

It needs agreeing by 10:00am tomorrow?

If £100 isn't tempting enough I'm happy to call it £150 - got to be paid up front to someone that will agree to hold the dosh by bank transfer before 3:30 tomoz?

Trev20 · « **Reply #101 on:** August 8, 2015, 07:16:59 pm »

A team will win the league

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #102 on:** August 8, 2015, 07:34:43 pm »

Quote from: John C on August 8, 2015, 07:07:36 pm

Hello Katie
I'm not being antagonistic, just wondering if this is on or not
It needs agreeing by 10:00am tomorrow?

If £100 isn't tempting enough I'm happy to call it £150 - got to be paid up front to someone that will agree to hold the dosh by bank transfer before 3:30 tomoz?

Katie Price is probably skint after trying to overturn those court injunctions..........allegedly.

Butcher Knife Roberto · « **Reply #103 on:** August 8, 2015, 07:36:49 pm »

Quote from: a burger and chips on August 8, 2015, 03:50:14 pm

Everton booooing already.

Some things will never, ever change. You could predict this for the next hundred seasons.

LuisX · « **Reply #104 on:** August 9, 2015, 08:43:57 pm »

Bayern will be champion in march, then will lose 4 matches in a row including the cl semifinal.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #105 on:** August 15, 2015, 11:37:26 pm »

Haha!! Anywhich done a runner

J_Kopite · « **Reply #106 on:** August 15, 2015, 11:47:35 pm »

Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on August 8, 2015, 07:34:43 pm

Katie Price is probably skint after trying to overturn those court injunctions..........allegedly.

Is this anything to do with 'the twins'? Or something completely different?

Not too Xabi · « **Reply #107 on:** August 16, 2015, 09:43:56 am »

-at least three of the worst 'keepers in the league will have the game of their lives against us at Anfield.

- Barcelona will start tapping up Coutinho via the media in about November ("Barcelona is in his DNA")

- Fat Sam will pitch up at some relegation threatened club in about February, win a couple of games and lament the fact that he's never been seriously considered for the Real Madrid job.

-Sunderland and Villa will tease us into thinking that this will finally be the season we see the back of them before somehow both surviving again.

Carra-ton · « **Reply #108 on:** August 16, 2015, 10:10:11 am »

Just as Liverpool complete a 10 match unbeaten streak. Crystal palace come to anfield and we lose 4-5 with a Dwight Gayle hatrick as a substitute.
Liverpool fail to win the next 5 games, finishing 6th eventually.

markedasred · « **Reply #109 on:** August 16, 2015, 10:19:55 am »

Quote from: poopscoop on August 6, 2015, 05:10:40 pm

For big home fixtures Chelsea will supply their twatty polythene flags for all home fans. As Russ Abbott used to sing "Oh what an atmosphere, I love a party with a happy atmosphere."

Aiming for Russ Abbott, achieving Joy Division

L666KOP · « **Reply #110 on:** August 16, 2015, 10:48:57 am »

We'll realise that Chelsea's defence made Cech look so good.

Lovren will be our best defender.

Benteke will have chalked up 20 goals before Easter, but score none afterwards and be called shit.

Depay will be the flop of the season.

City will look like Real Madrid but ultimately crumble when they need big performances.

Kane to struggle.

Martinez to be sacked/walk, and Allardyce get the job.

Sunderland to be managerless before the new year.

Gojedo · « **Reply #111 on:** August 16, 2015, 11:00:52 am »

John C will not be £150.00 better off.

John C · « **Reply #112 on:** September 12, 2015, 08:31:24 pm »

Quote from: John C on August 8, 2015, 10:29:27 am

During January we'll be in or around 4th but we'll all be demanding we sign a CM. By April a CD.

Ffs, buy both tomorrow, fuck the rules.

Quote from: John C on August 6, 2015, 10:08:48 pm

OK, I'll allow you more time. I'll bet you £100 that he is our manager on 1st December 2015. Payable upfront by both of us as I've experienced big-mouths disappearing before on here after a prediction. You chose a couple of posters on here or a method in which we can deposit the money and the winner takes all.

OK?

Thank fuck you didn't take that bet

Le_Mot_Juste · « **Reply #113 on:** May 15, 2016, 08:20:27 pm »

Quote from: ShayGuevara on August 6, 2015, 03:36:36 pm

Arsenal and United will suffer more injuries than other premier legaue sides.

our defence will still continue to be a laughing stock

big Sam will come in and save a relation threatened side, possibly Sunderland.

In May he will then make himself available for the upcoming Bayern job

Not a bad shout, that one. Not quite Brentie level, but still, good call.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #114 on:** May 15, 2016, 08:32:29 pm »

Quote from: John C on August 6, 2015, 10:08:48 pm

OK, I'll allow you more time. I'll bet you £100 that he is our manager on 1st December 2015. Payable upfront by both of us as I've experienced big-mouths disappearing before on here after a prediction. You chose a couple of posters on here or a method in which we can deposit the money and the winner takes all.

OK?

Do you want his contact details John?

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #115 on:** May 15, 2016, 08:44:20 pm »

Quote from: LFC UNTIL THE MANAGER IS NO LONGER DESERVING OF MY SYMPATHY on August 6, 2015, 10:48:48 pm

Lineker will be smug.

Not wrong.

Redman0151 · « **Reply #116 on:** May 15, 2016, 09:39:01 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on August 6, 2015, 08:35:35 pm

A team will do poorly and sack their manager...

Fat Sam will take over and they will stay up..

Tim Sherwood will be sacked

Bravo

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #117 on:** May 15, 2016, 09:40:27 pm »

Quote from: tommyLFC on August 6, 2015, 02:41:46 pm

Jurgen Klopp will be linked with all 20 Premier League clubs. [/i]

But only 1 will get him

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #118 on:** May 15, 2016, 09:45:04 pm »

Quote from: 1892tillforever on August 7, 2015, 12:50:44 am

Benteke will surprise people by being quite good.
Lovren will not surprise anyone by continuing to be not very good.

Other way round

crackerbox · « **Reply #119 on:** July 19, 2016, 01:00:57 pm »

Jürgen Klopp will do a big maniacal HA HA HA HA HA HA - laugh in every interview of the season.

Though this is common knowledge..

Ibrahimovic will flop.