Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[the_red_pill]

really,absolutely, like never before i want to pummel these into submission. We are in for a tough game they are on a good run but i really want to burst their bubble.   Credit were it is due though to their players and manager, they have hit some form and are creating chances and scoring goals. Just an observation but man for man across their squad this is probably one of their most strongest squads/teams in 15 years.

Their pressing is reminiscent of Southampton circa 2012/2013.
That being said- we'll play them into oblivion.

[goalspaytherent]

They don't give a fuck about new stadiums , buying messi , qualifying for the champions league , winning cups .....

Moshi needs to understand that there are only 2 things in this world a true bitter wants ...and they will accept one or the other ....and not even every year ...or even every other year ....

Beat the RS

Or

Finish above the RS

Do both ...and it's a 'genuine' double
Do one .....their first born will bear the name of the stand-out hero

It's all that matters ...if they're really bring honest

[Fiasco]

I don't condone personal abuse and maybe I'm going to hell for laughing at this. But Joe Anderson being called a 'fat fucking pie crust snorting wizard' has made me laugh probably more than it should have.

[Kekule]

ffs nev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBPWIOQvG8

Neuer. 

"Why wouldn't he come here?"  I literally don't know where to start with that.

[Red_Irishman]

This "head has fallen off" thing has re-emerged again. Can anyone explain this to me?

[Lush is the best medicine...]

This "head has fallen off" thing has re-emerged again. Can anyone explain this to me?

we are all dead jealous of the third set of stadium drawings they are publishing on Thursday, and even if it does get built their owner is definitely pumping near 50% of his net worth into it as well as more of that on the team, or usmanov will sell off all his Arsenal shares to join moshi (even though he could have done that ages ago).

Or fat joe tries to get the council to pay for it and push as much through before the kopite who is set to be his boss tries to stop it, what with him being part of the pro kopite anti Everton illuminati who is preventing their glorious success unfairly

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Neuer. 

"Why wouldn't he come here?"  I literally don't know where to start with that.

there are reports they'll pay Rooney Ł150k a week to come back yet they're offering lukaku Ł140k a week, pure Everton logic that.

[elsewhere]

Why do they even want Rooney? It's not like teams are racing to sign that granny shagger

[disgraced cake]

ffs nev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBPWIOQvG8

Jesus H. Christ 

First off, the comment about them winning the Champions League I won't even consider, but the Neuer part is just equally fucking baffling.

I hope he seeks help immediately.

[Butcher Knife Roberto]

Why the fuck would Rooney take a 50% pay cut to end his career with no more trophies, surrounded by screaming inbreds? He might as well stay in Manchester.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Why the fuck would Rooney take a 50% pay cut to end his career with no more trophies, surrounded by screaming inbreds? He might as well stay in Manchester.

man united make up the difference and they get to sign lukaku

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Actually feel for ped in that interview, he's meeting one of his childhood heroes and he realises he's a bit mad

[the_red_pill]

man united make up the difference and they get to sign lukaku

Dunno how that will work out in the short term. Mourinho and Lukaku aren't exactly best mates. He refused to take him back for Chelsea(letting him "rot" at Everton) and once suggested he was lazy. Then again- he treated Mata almost the same...

[Ziltoid]

Why the fuck would Rooney take a 50% pay cut to end his career with no more trophies, surrounded by screaming inbreds? He might as well stay in Manchester.

Maybe he gets 50% of the shirt sales, I mean thatll pay for the other Ł150k a week plus the new stadium.

[Red_Irishman]

Dunno how that will work out in the short term. Mourinho and Lukaku aren't exactly best mates. He refused to take him back for Chelsea(letting him "rot" at Everton) and once suggested he was lazy. Then again- he treated Mata almost the same...

Id imagine 2 or 3 hundred grand a week will soften his cough.

[lukeb1981]

I don't condone personal abuse and maybe I'm going to hell for laughing at this. But Joe Anderson being called a 'fat fucking pie crust snorting wizard' has made me laugh probably more than it should have.

Not from the city so dont know, but does this fat c*nt do anything for the people of Liverpool or does he just wank about this new stadium every day, every time his name crops up its just him spouting shite about this stadium and how its going to happen.Im fairly certain there are more important issues in the city he could be getting on with .

[ggcc14]

Is this the same mate who thinks the Ballon d'Or is more prestigious than the world cup?

No, we got rid of all the blue noses in this household.

[Son of Spion]

Not from the city so dont know, but does this fat c*nt do anything for the people of Liverpool or does he just wank about this new stadium every day, every time his name crops up its just him spouting shite about this stadium and how its going to happen.Im fairly certain there are more important issues in the city he could be getting on with .

When he said he'd cleared his diary for this Thursday I was hoping the useless lump of lard was going to finally announce that he'd secured funding to sort the potholes out in the shambolic roads of this city, but no...

He comes across more as the Mayor of Everton FC than he does the Mayor of the City of Liverpool. He'd serve the city far better by getting off Twitter, putting his EFC obsession to one side and getting on with his job.

[Redman0151]

Sometimes you're reminded how soul crushing it must be to be an Everton fan

The best they've seen over 23 years is Lukaku, Cahill and "Big Dunc".

Meanwhile we've had Gerrard, Suarez, Torres, Alonso, Mascherano, Fowler, Owen, Hyypia, Sturridge to name but a few, and been managed by the likes of Rafa and Klopp.

No wonder they're so bitter, it's not even fair. Not a single one of them would get close to our 08/09 or 13/14 teams

[JohnBarnesBigToe]

ffs nev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBPWIOQvG8

'Spend Ł100m on one player'

'Sign Neuer'

'Statement of intent'

'Someone else will pay for the stadium'

'55000 fans'

I think The Esk has finally revealed himself

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

I don't know why they're all so keen for our heads to fall off. Bramley Moore is at sea level, if thousands of Kopite heads fall off, they'll roll downhill towards the docks and cause no end of problems for the construction site.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

I don't know why they're all so keen for our heads to fall off. Bramley Moore is at sea level, if thousands of Kopite heads fall off, they'll roll downhill towards the docks and cause no end of problems for the construction site.

theyd spend more on spikes than the stadium!

[Lush is the best medicine...]

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/844449259323830272

Dickhead.

[Red_Irishman]

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/844449259323830272

Dickhead.

Hardly surprising is it.

[Ray K]

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/844449259323830272

Dickhead.

A libellous dickhead, actually.  And he's taken it down.

[PeterJM]

A libellous dickhead, actually.  And he's taken it down.

What did he write?

[Ray K]

What did he write?

There was a tweet from Pierluigi Collina, where Neville replied with something like 'Ask him about the Villarreal - Everton game in 2005' #bung'  .  It was the hashtag #bung that took it to a libellous level. 

[Pistolero]

every Bitter i've spoken to cant wait for the derby...all seem convinced that 'Rom' is going to sign off by giving us a twatting

[Yevgeny]

Just a reminder that the Ev pressed the shit out of us for the first 25 minutes of the last derby, to the extent we could barely string 2 passes together, yet they didn't create a single chance in the entire 98 minutes of the game. Confident of a battering in this one, 3 or 4 nil (to us, obviously!) It's a good thing that they're in form at the moment, they'll hopefully do a Spurs and try to take the game to us.

[Yiannis]

every Bitter i've spoken to cant wait for the derby...all seem convinced that 'Rom' is going to sign off by giving us a twatting

The saddest thing about them during a Derby, I think, remains the fact they celebrated Gerrard's red card more than they would have if their team had scored. What followed in that game ensued hilarity.

[S]

"Cogito ergo sum" - Descartes

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step" - Lao Tzu

"#bung" - fizzer18

[paulrazor]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2017/03/22/rip-ronnie-moran

[CraigDS]

Nice touch, well done Everton.

[Dim Glas]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2017/03/22/rip-ronnie-moran

nice that.

[Jamie_G]

One more sleep to the big reveal that Everton haven't even announced yet

[Ziltoid]

[JasonF]

My head just fell off.

[zero zero]

Shouldn't have let Koeman choose the fireworks.

[Chakan]

[planet-terror]

Stunning.