Exchange of texts with one of my mates just now:
Me: Im booked up to go mate. Don't know if I've got ticket yet.
Him: Taking the piss innit
Me: Yes
Him: I'm booked too. In the same boat as you.
Me: I'm not on the boat mate. Flying to Poland and getting train.
Him: Nob head.
I think I'm funny, that's all that matters.