He's...

He's Czech
He's great
He's Paddy Berger's mate
Vladimir, Vladimir

He's red
He's white
He scores against the sh!te
Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby

He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Sammy Lee Sammy Lee

He's fat
He's shit
He's never fuckin' fit
Peter Reid Peter Reid

He's big
He's Dutch
We like him very much
Westerveld Westerveld