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What to buy a Muslim?? (NOT BUY ONE!) and General Muslim Discussion!
« on: October 5, 2005, 09:15:43 PM »
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What can i buy a Muslim guy who is leaving work on Friday? I am really stumped. We cant go for soemthing to eat at lunch time because of Ramadam, and what exactly would he like? We have about £80 to spend.

Please help!!  :-\
« Last Edit: October 17, 2005, 07:34:12 PM by Joe H »
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #1 on: October 5, 2005, 09:18:28 PM »


Seriously, anything. When my mate Raf left work we got him a Arsenal top. Most dont drink booze and dont thinkk they'll be too pleased with a leg of ham.

So find out what he likes.
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #2 on: October 5, 2005, 09:18:31 PM »
Why did I think the title of this was 'Want to buy a Muslim?'  :butt
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #3 on: October 5, 2005, 09:19:03 PM »
lol - classic question.

I'd say you get him a gift certificate to a restaurant so he can break his fast in style, and perhaps take you along for some grubbin.

Either that, or just take him out to dinner. He can break his fast with you. PEACE.
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #4 on: October 5, 2005, 09:19:44 PM »
Quote from: BIGdavalad on October  5, 2005, 09:18:31 PM
Why did I think the title of this was 'Want to buy a Muslim?'  :butt

very strangely so did i, and the questions begs why did we both come in??
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #5 on: October 5, 2005, 09:20:21 PM »
had to get my muslim mate a prezzie once, gave up and got him cash.
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #6 on: October 5, 2005, 09:20:36 PM »
Quote from: bryanodowd on October  5, 2005, 09:19:44 PM
very strangely so did i, and the questions begs why did we both come in??

I'm sick of doing my own ironing
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #7 on: October 5, 2005, 09:20:41 PM »
what would you buy a Christian?
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #8 on: October 5, 2005, 09:25:00 PM »
Quote from: Litherland_Leon on October  5, 2005, 09:20:41 PM
what would you buy a Christian?

a book called 101 prezzies for muslims
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #9 on: October 5, 2005, 09:25:25 PM »
Quote from: Litherland_Leon on October  5, 2005, 09:20:41 PM
what would you buy a Christian?

B&Q vouchers
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #10 on: October 5, 2005, 09:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Big G Superhero on October  5, 2005, 09:25:25 PM
B&Q vouchers
there you go get him some B&Q vouchers
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #11 on: October 5, 2005, 09:28:53 PM »
nice to see there are sensible replies in this thread ::)

Joe, is he leaving for a new job, if so get him something that could be usefull in his next job.

When I was asked at my last job what I wanted I just said I didn't know (as I never know what I want till I see it) so they just got me vouchers for various shops and I took it from there.

Do you know what he likes to do in his spare time?  If so get him something related to that, if not quickly ask him (he's bound to know there is a collection so may be able to give you a bit of a hint as to what he would like or may need.
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #12 on: October 5, 2005, 09:34:31 PM »
Quote from: BIGdavalad on October  5, 2005, 09:18:31 PM
Why did I think the title of this was 'Want to buy a Muslim?'  :butt

Why did I?

Thats 3 of us now.....

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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #13 on: October 5, 2005, 09:36:36 PM »
i thought it was want to buy a muslin aswell
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #14 on: October 5, 2005, 09:38:19 PM »
instead of buying him vouchers just get him 8 of those notes with the queens head on them, they're just like gift vouchers except you can spend them anywhere, remarkable!
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #15 on: October 5, 2005, 09:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Roper on October  5, 2005, 09:34:31 PM
Why did I?

Thats 3 of us now.....


Me to, thats 5 of us
And im bloody disapointed
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #16 on: October 5, 2005, 09:48:21 PM »
Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on October  5, 2005, 09:38:19 PM
instead of buying him vouchers just get him 8 of those notes with the queens head on them, they're just like gift vouchers except you can spend them anywhere, remarkable!

But thats like you dont give a shit,. lazy,. no thought!





Looks like its the cash then!
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #17 on: October 5, 2005, 09:49:53 PM »
Quote from: LFC.on.Tour on October  5, 2005, 09:47:55 PM
Me to, thats 5 of us
And im bloody disapointed

jesus christ there would've been some bidding war :D
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #18 on: October 5, 2005, 09:51:41 PM »
Quote from: Joe H on October  5, 2005, 09:48:21 PM
But thats like you dont give a shit,. lazy,. no thought!

Looks like its the cash then!

from the givers point thats true but from the receivers, it's "wahoo! i've got 80 rips to spend on whatever i like"
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #19 on: October 5, 2005, 09:52:22 PM »
Quote from: bryanodowd on October  5, 2005, 09:49:53 PM
jesus christ there would've been some bidding war :D
Come on guys, some1s got to have a pun on bidding WAR and muslims
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #20 on: October 5, 2005, 09:55:03 PM »
Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on October  5, 2005, 09:51:41 PM
from the givers point thats true but from the receivers, it's "wahoo! i've got 80 rips to spend on whatever i like"

Even though he is Muslim,. I suspect he will buy some pot,. beer and a hooker with the £80!
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #21 on: October 5, 2005, 09:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Joe H on October  5, 2005, 09:55:03 PM
Even though he is Muslim,. I suspect he will buy some pot,. beer and a hooker with the £80!

Sounds like a decent leaving do
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #22 on: October 5, 2005, 10:00:16 PM »
You can always buy him a couple of tickets to a concert or a game.
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #23 on: October 5, 2005, 10:02:58 PM »
Quote from: BIGdavalad on October  5, 2005, 09:55:37 PM
Sounds like a decent leaving do

Might do an Arthur Fowler with the money!
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #24 on: October 5, 2005, 10:12:37 PM »
I thought the thing about resteraunt vouchers was good, so he could take his family/wife/mum whatever out after Ramadan in style and you could foot the bill for the food and the drinks.

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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #25 on: October 5, 2005, 10:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Hij on October  5, 2005, 10:12:37 PM
I thought the thing about resteraunt vouchers was good, so he could take his family/wife/mum whatever out after Ramadan in style and you could foot the bill for the food and the drinks.


You no if he does this.. the bastard will order the lobster
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« Reply #26 on: October 5, 2005, 10:40:27 PM »
Quote from: LFC.on.Tour on October  5, 2005, 09:47:55 PM
Me to, thats 5 of us
And im bloody disapointed
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #27 on: October 5, 2005, 10:47:06 PM »
Quote from: LFC.on.Tour on October  5, 2005, 10:23:21 PM
You no if he does this.. the bastard will order the lobster

True, or give him the notes with the pretence he will buy the meal himself and not go to the nearest strip joint with it ;D
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #28 on: October 5, 2005, 10:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Thommo's big hooter (AKA ferg) on October  5, 2005, 10:40:27 PM
6 Now.
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I read it perfectly fine the first time.  Now you buggers have sown the seeds I can't read it any other way than "Want to Buy a Muslim". 
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #29 on: October 5, 2005, 10:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Thommo's big hooter (AKA ferg) on October  5, 2005, 10:40:27 PM
6 Now.
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Maybe something to do with having a bevvy, I thought it said WANT TO BE A MUSLIM... i have had a few glasses of vino though.
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« Reply #30 on: October 5, 2005, 10:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Maggie May on October  5, 2005, 10:51:23 PM
I read it perfectly fine the first time.  Now you buggers have sown the seeds I can't read it any other way than "Want to Buy a Muslim". 
Sorry to have corrupted you :)
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #31 on: October 5, 2005, 10:56:21 PM »
how much does your average muslim go for anyway?
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #32 on: October 5, 2005, 10:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Thommo's big hooter (AKA ferg) on October  5, 2005, 10:53:27 PM
Sorry to have corrupted you :)

Well you are awful - but I like you.  :D

Quote from: nozza on October  5, 2005, 10:53:23 PM
Maybe something to do with having a bevvy, I thought it said WANT TO BE A MUSLIM... i have had a few glasses of vino though.

Oh Christ - don't you start.   ;D
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #33 on: October 5, 2005, 10:57:48 PM »
Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on October  5, 2005, 10:56:21 PM
how much does your average muslim go for anyway?

Costs a bomb!




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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #34 on: October 5, 2005, 11:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Maggie May on October  5, 2005, 10:56:51 PM
Well you are awful - but I like you.  :D
Awwww,bless you darlin'  :-*
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #35 on: October 5, 2005, 11:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Maggie May on October  5, 2005, 10:56:51 PM
Well you are awful - but I like you.  :D

Oh Christ - don't you start.   ;D

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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #36 on: October 5, 2005, 11:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Joe H on October  5, 2005, 10:57:48 PM
Costs a bomb!




Sorry!
Some1 was gona get there.
Its that damm inflation, its just exploded of late!
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #37 on: October 5, 2005, 11:15:16 PM »
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #38 on: October 5, 2005, 11:18:59 PM »
Quote from: lauz on October  5, 2005, 09:36:36 PM
i thought it was want to buy a muslin aswell

so did i. bizarre. i was half expecting an ebay link for some reason too
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Re: What to buy a Muslim??
« Reply #39 on: October 6, 2005, 03:30:09 AM »
Thought it said "want to buy a muslim" too. odd. :)
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