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Cisse and Gerrard
« on: October 4, 2005, 08:08:31 PM »
Happy slap? ;D ;D
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #1 on: October 4, 2005, 08:10:35 PM »
Do you think it has anything to do with....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/4301796.stm ?

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #2 on: October 4, 2005, 08:10:41 PM »
;D

Are those in order?? ;D

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #3 on: October 4, 2005, 08:10:45 PM »
Don't do it cisse, he's already signed his contract :P
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #4 on: October 4, 2005, 08:12:29 PM »
Wasn't sure whether to "boozer" it, since it's LFC related?

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #5 on: October 4, 2005, 08:12:56 PM »
Gerrard seems to think it was pretty funny :D
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #6 on: October 4, 2005, 08:14:48 PM »
 ;D

don't believe for a second he did that though
I mean seriously how the fuck does he do it? How is he so fucking brilliant that his brilliance makes everyone play better?

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #7 on: October 4, 2005, 08:14:55 PM »
It's exactly to do with that incident, cisse was filming an adidas advert in London, and as he was walking off set a lad did that old "stick you hand out to shake it and then pull it away trick" so cisse give him a clip round the ear.

But this lad snow saying cisse was saying "i want to fight you" and was scared for his own life. Think the lads just trying to be opportunistic if you ask me.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #8 on: October 4, 2005, 08:15:16 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #9 on: October 4, 2005, 08:22:23 PM »
It's exactly to do with that incident, cisse was filming an adidas advert in London, and as he was walking off set a lad did that old "stick you hand out to shake it and then pull it away trick" so cisse give him a clip round the ear.

But this lad snow saying cisse was saying "i want to fight you" and was scared for his own life. Think the lads just trying to be opportunistic if you ask me.

Its pretty much a given that the boy is making something out of nothing, dropping like a sack of potatoes and crying about it to the authorities.

Actually that sounds more like the average prem footballer  :P
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #10 on: October 4, 2005, 09:03:22 PM »
Its pretty much a given that the boy is making something out of nothing, dropping like a sack of potatoes and crying about it to the authorities.

 

Roy Keane had a similiar allegation a while back didnt he?  That one was dismissed I believe.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #11 on: October 4, 2005, 09:16:17 PM »
Funny photos...practicing a Lovejoy for Soccer AM maybe?
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #12 on: October 4, 2005, 09:27:28 PM »
Fucking quality  ;D

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #13 on: October 4, 2005, 10:07:50 PM »
at least Gerrard's got a smile on his face, never see the man with a smile on his face...

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #14 on: October 4, 2005, 10:12:43 PM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #15 on: October 4, 2005, 10:15:55 PM »
funny as fuck that.

at least we know the lads like a good laugh.

some manc tit head rang up talksport the day after trying to make a big talking point out of it, saying the players were not focused enough. plank.

lol. Maybe they should be missing drugs tests and bangin' grannies in brothels to show the commitment of United players.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #16 on: October 4, 2005, 10:45:06 PM »
 :lmao

They're probably taking the piss out of the oportunistic wanker of a Gooner... and rightly so.

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #17 on: October 4, 2005, 11:02:34 PM »
Team spirit, Gerrard smiling. Class. :D
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #18 on: October 4, 2005, 11:10:55 PM »
cisse is a character!
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #19 on: October 4, 2005, 11:50:04 PM »
Its pretty much a given that the boy is making something out of nothing, dropping like a sack of potatoes and crying about it to the authorities.

Actually that sounds more like the average prem footballer  :P

Sounds like Joe "I can do a step over" Cole
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #20 on: October 4, 2005, 11:54:34 PM »
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Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too 

saw that too, made me laugh, doubt you would see that at any other club  ;D
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #21 on: October 5, 2005, 12:00:13 AM »
"Clubs have virtually been destroyed by people making bad decisions."

You're not fucking wrong, Roy. There was one in particular in the summer which you might remember.

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #22 on: October 5, 2005, 02:30:14 AM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao
Anyone got a clip of it, I've not seen it :(

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #23 on: October 5, 2005, 03:22:51 AM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao

that was hilarious too. didn't understand exactly what stevie (warnock) was doing until someone told me but funny.

same with the above pics.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #24 on: October 5, 2005, 03:25:46 AM »
looking forward to seeing pictures of this!! sounds funny as hell

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #25 on: October 5, 2005, 06:22:13 AM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao

Saw that and pissed myself. What a crack up! Didn't realise he pulled the old
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #26 on: October 5, 2005, 07:17:04 AM »
It was on Soccer AM on Saturday as a Third Eye, I think they have a best bits show

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #27 on: October 5, 2005, 10:20:58 AM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao

Yeah class ;D Was waiting for Rafa, Alex or Pako to turn around and give them  :missus
Reminds me of sitting at the back of the school coach :lmao

I'm sure when Rafa see the video again he'll bring it up in one of the meeting  ;)
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #28 on: October 5, 2005, 10:37:34 AM »
Hehehehehe.... Like it. Brett Lee had the same thing done to him except he didn't pummel the bloke who did it to him. I wonder which one of the squad owns the plastic dog turd, the whoopie cushion and the sweets that turn you mouth neon green?

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #29 on: October 5, 2005, 10:47:26 AM »
Very funny pictures, thanks for posting.

Can't stand the mentality of idiots like this kid, wankers who want something for nothing.  Doubtless he's trying to sell his story to the rags even now 'My Cisse headslap hell'  Hope the judge sends him down a mine.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #30 on: October 5, 2005, 11:28:05 AM »
'My Cisse headslap hell'

:lmao

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #31 on: October 5, 2005, 03:18:03 PM »
Anyone see warnock do the old chewing gum wrapper trick to jonny riise last week? Love to see a clip of it again, it cracked me up - jonnyboy fell for it hook line and sinker too  :lmao
Thought that was funny as fuck.

Glad to see Cisse and Gerrard having a laugh at training.
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #32 on: October 5, 2005, 08:37:01 PM »
try this for the chewy trick http://home.skysports.com/broadband.asp
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #33 on: October 5, 2005, 08:40:16 PM »
Good to see Gerrard smiling.  :)
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #34 on: October 5, 2005, 10:08:19 PM »
Good to see Gerrard smiling.  :)

Here's a recent pick of him not smiling. ;D

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« Reply #35 on: October 5, 2005, 10:16:23 PM »
Here's a recent pick of him not smiling. ;D



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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #37 on: October 6, 2005, 04:20:19 AM »
Or his best Rob DeNiro impression ;D

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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #38 on: October 6, 2005, 03:09:22 PM »
http://home.skysports.com/broadband.asp if your quicker enough you can still see it its quality and riise falls for it lol this is a free clip aswell if u cant see it the first time in the menu on drop down menu refresh the page
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Re: Cisse and Gerrard
« Reply #39 on: October 6, 2005, 03:25:56 PM »
http://home.skysports.com/broadband.asp if your quicker enough you can still see it its quality and riise falls for it lol this is a free clip aswell if u cant see it the first time in the menu on drop down menu refresh the page

saw it on the match recording already but love it!
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